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[The Beard]

I'm wondering.. Did he get to choose or something?

With my luck, I'd end up getting a 3 incher as thick as a pencil.

 

[Africanus]

I have so many questions about this story I don't know where to start...

The dude must have crazy game to have had a girlfriend with no penis.

She must have selected the donor personally as part of the agreement.

 

[LyleLanley]

HOW BIG IS IT?

 

[Naked Snake]

A few questions.

If you transfer an old mans dong to a young person, does it reverse age?
If you transfer a young mans dong to an old person does it age faster?

I always thought dongs don't age, at least in appearance (post puberty/adulthood that is). My dick looks exactly the same at 36 years old as it did at 18. And I've always noticed old men's dicks don't look "old" like the rest of the man they're attached to (from pics on the internet).

 

[iMax]

I wonder if later there will be a black market for penises, people getting drugged to take away their members.Knowing humanity, it will happen at some point in history.

Good for him.

#BigDickProblems

 

[Floridian]

I'm wondering.. Did he get to choose or something?

Well he had his penis amputated about 3 years ago after his circumcision, so i'm gonna assume that he was willing to get a donor penis.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

"i know you're not mine, but....I accept you as my own. Let me give you a tug I mean a hug."

 

[Gormless Noodle]

A world will come to be where any female could be a "Dick hunter" for the 1%. The dystopia will finally be complete.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

That's one way to be remembered.

...my god...it's beautiful.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

There's going to be a black market for this sort of thing....Big boy's Beware >.>

I see what you did there.

The man’s penis was amputated three years ago after a circumcision went wrong at a traditional initiation ceremony

uncut and proud!

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

I can also see a TV program out of this. I marry him, since he had something important from my dead husband.

 

[IchigoSharingan]

Why stop there?

I want to be the world's first double dicked man.

 

[ninjabat]

Traditional circumcision is really dangerous. Hoping one day it falls away completely. Hell, I hope all circumcision falls away.

 

[RyanardoDaVinci]

Why stop there?

I want to be the world's first double dicked man.

That title is already taken.

 

[Blablurn]

Why stop there?

I want to be the world's first double dicked man.

You're in for a treat

 

[Imperial Bishop]

I'm done.

 

[zeemumu]

Idle Nuts

 

[studyguy]

Think of the medical advancements that could come from this, guys...

Doctor, I want my penis to bend at an angle.
No no, not like curve, I want that shit to look like a carpenter's square when I whip it out.
Like I want to peek on my girl before I turn the corner.

 

[IchigoSharingan]

You're in for a treat

a double serving of surprise?

 

[Tevious]

so is this masturbation or would he be wacking another dude off?

And would that make him a necrophiliac too?

 

[FloatingDivider]

I always thought dongs don't age, at least in appearance (post puberty/adulthood that is). My dick looks exactly the same at 36 years old as it did at 18. And I've always noticed old men's dicks don't look "old" like the rest of the man they're attached to (from pics on the internet).

One day bro, you'll look down a see a shriveled old willy. You'll remember it's past glory and realize those days are gone. Trust me, it happens. Dicks shrivel and wither and lose like 50% of their mass in old age, you'll be a senior citizen by the time it starts happening but it happens. Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[Caronte]

Is it uh

The same color?

A lot of people have a darker color. What would be weird is if it was lighter.

 

[CadetMahoney]

Dirty talk:

"Yea you like that dick, it's not even mine. . ."

finished

 

[spookyfish]

Queue the B-movie about him having visions and dreams of some other person's sexual fantasies.

"I don't even LIKE elephants and furniture polish!"

 

[LoveCake]

Nobody remember John Wayne Bobbitt?

After he fell asleep, Lorena (his wife) went out to the kitchen and chose her weapon - an eight-inch knife. She then returned to the bedroom and sliced off his penis. In a rage, she jumped in the car and drove off, throwing the severed end out of the window. http://goo.gl/kmdCH

The police found the severed member on the road, & surgeons reattached it, he then went on to become a pornstar!

Not sure if it is ok to post but there is a photo here on wiki of 'it' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

Some UK Gaf members will remember the CH4 show The Word, i remember one ep where they had some bloke having a live peins extension operation on the show, i think they did it in a tent, trying to find a video of the show atm.

 

[E92 M3]

I am trying to comprehend the complexity of this surgery. These doctors are amazingly skilled - very curious to know what kind of sensitivity he has. Also curious how they handled the nerve endings and if his body can properly orgasm.

 

[potam]

Ya'll mofuckas forgot about penis arm boy:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...sian-surgeons-grow-penis-on-mans-forearm.html

 

[DiipuSurotu]

What if a crazy surgeon transplants a penis shaft on top of another penis shaft (removing one of the heads) so that the dick is twice bigger than the average? Think 'The Human Centipede' but with penises.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

What if a crazy surgeon transplants a penis shaft on top of another penis shaft (removing one of the heads) so that the dick is twice bigger than the average? Think 'The Human Centipede' but with penises.

Or why not:

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'm taking a hiatus from gaf for a few weeks.

 

[Nachos]

Metal Gear Rising final boss spoilers:

Spoiler

"I said my dick was a tool of justice. Not used in anger – not used for vengeance. But now...Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my dick!"

 

[Ganzlinger]

South Africa doing great again. The first heart transplant was also there.

Seriously, the medical staff deserves the Nobel for this!

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

South Africa doing great again. The first heart transplant was also there.

Seriously, the medical staff deserves the Nobel for this!

A Purple Heart seems more appropriate.

 

[Krappadizzle]

 

[Ricker]

Still working on this one lol...

 

[Deception]

So would having sex with his girlfriend be considered cheating by his girlfriend?

 

[Sub_Level]

Good for him. This is the feel good story of the day.

 

[Peru]

What's the trendy brand for surgeon hats these days?

 

[franknbeans]

And I still wouldn't @!#% her with your dick

 

[Head of Vengarl]

That's pretty incredible. Imagine basically writing off your sex life for the rest of your days, but then getting a second chance like that. I bet he and his gf are boning like crazy right now.

I'm wondering.. Did he get to choose or something?

Good question. I would choose this guy to be my donor:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comme...d_who_has_a_12_penis_and_has/?sort=confidence

 

[FullMetaltech]

Apply now for the Boner Donor Registry.

 

[A-V-B]

The penis mind controls him.

"LIQUID!"

 

[Mexen]

When will he get the balls DLC?

 

[televator]

And in other news men with big dicks are mysteriously waking up in bath tubs full of ice...

 

[TheSeks]

The dude must have crazy game to have had a girlfriend with no penis.

Or someone that doesn't care about sex, maybe. Not like it's completely impossible.

"LIQUID!"

That's when he orgasms.

 

[Jarate]

20 years from now, there will be people buying huge penises at auctions for large sums of money

 

[Opus Angelorum]

Good for him. This is the feel good story of the day.

That's what she said.

 

[Fallout-NL]

That's one way to be remembered.

Bravo.

Goddamn, you magnificent motherfucker.

 

[Eidan]

Is there going to be a black market where black guys are killed for their penises? Are we going to be hunted down? Like rhinos?

 

[Megalosaro]

Won't it look weird when a bunch of white dudes are walking around with black dicks?