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[CadetMahoney]

Is there going to be a black market where black guys are killed for their penises? Are we going to be hunted down? Like rhinos?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_1fuZ4sosw&feature=youtu.be&t=3m24s

White people go: "Why do you guys hold your things?"
"Cause you done took everything else mother fucka"

 

[Twilight Gap]

That's one way to be remembered.

underrated

 

[wildfire]

Is there going to be a black market where black guys are killed for their penises? Are we going to be hunted down? Like rhinos?

Only if you're in China. *bangs drums*

 

[Corgi]

Sooo first sex after 3 years of no penis. Condom or no Condom? Creampie or pull out?

 

[Dennis]

Soon the stories of waking up in a bathtub filled with ice and missing your penis will start appearing.

 

[RM8]

Remembered.

Re-Membered.

How are more people not seeing the brilliance of this pun?

Okay I didn't get it until you posted this. At which point, it's not that funny anymore.

 

[Fat Goron]

 

[dinazimmerman]

Are all the nerves connected and everything

 

[Deleted member 325805]

I wonder if his new one was an upgrade.

 

[Naked Snake]

I am trying to comprehend the complexity of this surgery. These doctors are amazingly skilled - very curious to know what kind of sensitivity he has. Also curious how they handled the nerve endings and if his body can properly orgasm.

Are all the nerves connected and everything

Your answers are in the OP/article.

 

[outsida]

Almost there. I'll soon be able to upgrade this 6 3/4 stars. And become a freak spoken about in legends.

 

[Floridian]

Almost there. I'll soon be able to upgrade this 6 3/4 stars. And become a freak spoken about in legends.

Traveling across continents to get a bigger penis is a lot of dedication.

 

[MMaRsu]

Vickus van der merwe?

Like in d9?

Amazing stuff tho, guy had his penis amputated :/.

 

[outsida]

Traveling across continents to get a bigger penis is a lot of dedication.

A guy has to make his mark at some point. My Frankenpenis ain't gonna just grow on its own overnight. Ya know?

 

[Fancy Clown]

I wonder if his new one was an upgrade.

Why do you think he's so happy with it?

 

[Currygan]

 

[Naughty_Doge]

I have so many questions about this story I don't know where to start...

The dude must have crazy game to have had a girlfriend with no penis.

...what kind of girlfriends have you been getting?

 

[Saintguine]

Wouldn't he have to take anti-rejection drugs for the rest of his life unless his balls gets attacked by his immune system?

 

[Zeyphersan]

I'm wondering.. Did he get to choose or something?

Is there like a Skymall for penises?

 

[Air]

This was the perfect opportunity to get more dicks and this guy just kept one. Pfft.

 

[FUME5]

The psychological factor (in terms of acceptance) in this is huge. Cognitive dissonance when it comes to your dick?

 

[CryptiK]

It's finally happening.

So 23 JumpStreet being Med school confirmed?

 

[Kindekuma]

So when he wakes up, is it appropriate to say "my dick hurts" or is it "my other dick hurts..."?

 

[Dalek]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Paracelsus]

The psychological factor (in terms of acceptance) in this is huge. Cognitive dissonance when it comes to your dick?

The biggest issue is if your wiener got lost when you were already engaged.

 

[Floridian]

So when he wakes up, is it appropriate to say "my dick hurts" or is it "my other dick hurts..."?

"My 2nd dick hurts"

 

[LordOfChaos]

"Penis transplants have been performed twice before: an unsuccessful 2006 transplant in China, and a successful surgery in South Africa last year. The South African recipient, who suffered a botched circumcision, recently became a father."

First transplant for a botched circumcision, but certainly far from the first botched circumcision. Why do we take that risk, again? If there's a medical issue, sure, but I can't fathom why a parent would take that risk for cosmetic reasons to a baby. A baby which will grow up in a largely intact world, by the way, so the parents sexual preferences shouldn't really factor in...Doesn't really make sense in a modern world with showers.

And funny enough I bet there's an overlap between the parents who will do that but are religiously against the HPV vaccine, with proven efficacy and safety, while the other is just a huge mixed bag scientifically with proven sensitivity drawbacks and a mechanical sexual change.

 

[yanipheonu]

Penis transplant haunting Horror Movie has some potential.

 

[TheFurizzlyBear]

"Penis transplants have been performed twice before: an unsuccessful 2006 transplant in China, and a successful surgery in South Africa last year. The South African recipient, who suffered a botched circumcision, recently became a father."

First transplant for a botched circumcision, but certainly far from the first botched circumcision. Why do we take that risk, again? If there's a medical issue, sure, but I can't fathom why a parent would take that risk for cosmetic reasons to a baby. A baby which will grow up in a largely intact world, by the way, so the parents sexual preferences shouldn't really factor in...Doesn't really make sense in a modern world with showers.

And funny enough I bet there's an overlap between the parents who will do that but are religiously against the HPV vaccine, with proven efficacy and safety, while the other is just a huge mixed bag scientifically with proven sensitivity drawbacks and a mechanical sexual change.

.... What the hell brought this necrobump on?

 

[bjork]

Penis transplant haunting Horror Movie has some potential.

A murderer's penis escapes and bounces around until it attaches itself onto a homeless man whose penis was bitten off by a wild dog 15 years ago. He is just happy to function again, but the penis takes over his mind and he must be stopped before murder boner makes him murder again and again.

Or, a hentai.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

9" GAF-average bump.

 

[Dalek]

You know I wonder-if this guy is beating off...He's pleasuring another man's penis. I'm not sure that's what the donor had in mind when he left his organs for science.

 

[bjork]

You know I wonder-if this guy is beating off...He's pleasuring another man's penis. I'm not sure that's what the donor had in mind when he left his organs for science.

Maybe he's in the afterlife, laughing at some guy giving him indirect pleasuring.

 

[God Dayumm]

.... What the hell brought this necrobump on?

The organ donor thread?

 

[Ovid]

The NYTimes had a great write on penis transplants and wounded veterans.

Penis Transplants Being Planned to Help Wounded Troops
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/07/h...lanned-to-heal-troops-hidden-wounds.html?_r=0

 

[Grinchy]

If you get a penis transplant, masturbating will make you gay.

 

[Dalek]

If you get a penis transplant, masturbating will make you gay.

Penis transplant or hand transplant. Either way-it's basically a gay transplant.

 

[Richie]

I'm actually glad this necrobump brought no news. I feared it was bumped with...bad news.

 

[DoctorFling]

Watch out Spider-Man

Cause Doctor Cocktopus is on his way

 

[Afrikan]

.... What the hell brought this necrobump on?

dude became a new father with someone else penis... penis from a dead person.

 

[Hello.]

Give me that off-colored BBC.

 

[Dalek]

Is Lexington Steel an organ donor?

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

I was hoping the bump would be news about how the the "soul" of the penis's original owner started possessing the guy's body.

 

[ffdgh]

For a second I thought something wend bad.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Is South Africa a leader in medical progress? The first heart transplant was also in South Africa, wasn't it?

 

[Joyful]

so when is the first rich guy gonna upgrade his dick just cause he can

 

[Gnome Scat]

South Park already did it.

 

[bryehn]

Rise from your grave.

.... What the hell brought this necrobump on?

Cialis.

Seriously though, I wonder how it's going for penis transplant guy.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

How long until the rich get all the sweet meat for their elective surgeries and us filthy poors are getting seven inches or less no matter the circumstances.

 

[triplestation]

a penis transplant and a hand transplant is like a portable 3 sum