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[Stoney Mason]

Along with all those other "guy" magazines. Skanks ahoy.

NEW YORK (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan rules.

According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.

The "Georgia Rule" actress-troublemaker tops the magazine's eighth annual "Hot 100" list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion. (Watch how Lohan's "troublemaking" may be hurting her career Video)

"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."

Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being "obsessed" with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.

Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl. (Watch clips of some of these stunning women Video)

Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.

The cover of the Hot 100 June issue features a picture of No. 29: Sarah Silverman (because we are insane).

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/15/people.maximhot100.ap/index.html


"Hot" is always subjective and in the eyes of the beholder and I tend to find these Hollywood chicks over-rated but Lohan as the "hottest" woman on the Planet...

EDIT: Pic removed to not offend the prudish.

 

[John Dunbar]

Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.

Yeah, that makes sense.

 

[bud]

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[mr jones]

The only reason why there's ever a Maxim or Stuff in my house is because I'll be getting them free until sometime in 2009. Those magazines are garbage. Hell, even the centerfold spreads for them have gone downhill - they look SO photoshopped now that they don't look like real women.

Probably the reason why they give "complimentary" subscriptions away when you get any real mag like National Geographic, Time, or.... um.... Penthouse....

 

[buffyoda]

Ham And Cheese Pitas Are So Hot Right Now!

 

[RiskyChris]

This release is from like, 3 year ago when Lohan really was the most beautiful woman in the world, ja?

*sigh*

 

[Brobzoid]

ham and cheese pita haunts my dreams...

 

[JSnake]

whatdog.gif

 

[Vic]

ham and cheese pita

 

[Dedalus]

Don't take it too literally. I think by "hottest" they mean the most gossip worthy, ie.

"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."

Just like when Denzel Washington said Dakota Fanning was "hot" :lol he meant her name was on everyones lips etc

 

[Community Forum]

HCP baby!

 

[Forceatowulf]

Wh-what?!

 

[lethial]

Chicks who snort rails are the hottest.

 

[tedtropy]

Maxim's been shit for years. I miss the prank idea articles they used to have, and why does a so-called men's magazine have to blur out every instance of nipple, pokkie, whatever, it can?

 

[Like the hat?]

Maxim (and all those guy magazines) have always been shit. nothing new here.

 

[bud]

Maxim's been shit for years. I miss the prank idea articles they used to have, and why does a so-called men's magazine have to blur out every instance of nipple, pokkie, whatever, it can?

real men only read the articles.

 

[Baker]

I miss FHM already.

 

[tedtropy]

real men only read the articles.

I'm glad we're in agreement.

 

[tedtropy]

I miss FHM already.

FHM was fun just to see what god-awful ugly bikini they'd throw Morgan Webb in for her article month to month.

 

[medrew]

Apparently Maxim's subscription rates have been been drying up for the last couple of years and the publisher has been trying to sell it off.
You'd think this would counter any success at that

 

[jobber]

:lol @ Rihanna over Beyonce

 

[bud]

fergie>>beyonce!?

lolz

 

[Eteric Rice]

I'm Sorry, Elisha Cuthbert his the hottest woman on Earth. **** Lindsay Lohan.

 

[Zenith]

You can catch an STD just from jacking off to her.

 

[Ceekus]

When did "***** please" gifs become acceptable? And tnw gets banned for a comparatively benign in-joke? I'm confused.

 

[vas_a_morir]

She used to be hot, this is true. However, as ugly as she is on the outside, she is uglier on the inside. And she doesn't change facial expressions.

 

[Wraith]

From the bolded parts of the article, it seems that they're going by how hot a star is in the press, not in looks. Given that, the list seems a bit more reasonable.

 

[Doom_Bringer]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9986/hamcpitavu6ci0.jpg[/IMG]

Evil Lore said not to ever upload these ham and pita pictures again. You better remove that otherwise you might get banned.

 

[BocoDragon]

I realized Maxim was shit after about the first year.

I thought it was a "men's magazine", but I grow up, and it's clearly a teenager magazine.

Aside from the girls, which I do like, it's a whole bunch of dubiously humorous garbage that's probably written by moronic conservative jocks.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Maxim takes hot chicks and does their best to make them look ugly.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Maxim takes hot chicks and does their best to make them look ugly.

Bingo.

"Now, we know you're 10 gallons of natural hotness in a 5 gallon jug, but we've the makeup artist from the Drew Caray Show on here for the Mimi Bobek treatment, and we'd like you to bathe in this vat of bacon grease for that icky sheen..."

 

[mollipen]

Evil Lore said not to ever upload these ham and pita pictures again. You better remove that otherwise you might get banned.

That has to be a joke.

 

[Uno Ill Nino]

Ok, what's the deal with Beyonce? What the hell am I not seeing there? Everybody keeps raving about that phony bitch and I cannot get clued in. To me, she just looks like another black woman trying really hard to look white. Overrated to the extreme. I'd put Rihanna in front of her.

That said, Fergie shouldn't be ahead of ANYBODY.

 

[Stoney Mason]

Ok, what's the deal with Beyonce? What the hell am I not seeing there? Everybody keeps raving about that phony bitch and I cannot get clued in. To me, she just looks like another black woman trying really hard to look white

I said wow.

 

[LCGeek]

Ok, what's the deal with Beyonce? What the hell am I not seeing there? Everybody keeps raving about that phony bitch and I cannot get clued in. To me, she just looks like another black woman trying really hard to look white. Overrated to the extreme. I'd put Rihanna in front of her.

That said, Fergie shouldn't be ahead of ANYBODY.

I said that years ago about beyonce and almost got the crapped kicked out of me for it, guess people still love the twigs with nice hair. Maxim has been crap since it started all I ever see is the same types of chicks in the same drab ass kind of clothing. Magazines that show teases in one flavor don't interest me since that point is easier satisifed on the web.

 

[JohnTinker]

That said, Fergie shouldn't be ahead of ANYBODY.

I wonder how Fergie actually made the list.

And after examining her forehead, from henceforth she shall be referred to as Furgie (and no, this isn't photoshopped)

 

[NumberTwo]

Just another reason for me not to waste my time with that POS magazine. Alot of guy magazines have fallen off lately, GQ is where it's at.

 

[Shawn128]

I wonder how Fergie actually made the list.


And after examining her forehead, from henceforth she shall be referred to as Furgie (and no, this isn't photoshopped)

:lol

 

[Rur0ni]

 

[Ryu1999]

YOU GONNA GET RAPED

 

[Like the hat?]

Her skin has the consistency of raw chicken skin.

 

[JohnTinker]

Also is this the first time Ashlee Simpson got placed higher than Jessica Simpson?

 

[karasu]

Ok, what's the deal with Beyonce? What the hell am I not seeing there? Everybody keeps raving about that phony bitch and I cannot get clued in. To me, she just looks like another black woman trying really hard to look white. Overrated to the extreme. I'd put Rihanna in front of her.

Wuhut!!

 

[Stealth Editor]

Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.

Who can count how many things are wrong with that sentence?

 

[Forceatowulf]

Ok, what's the deal with Beyonce? What the hell am I not seeing there? Everybody keeps raving about that phony bitch and I cannot get clued in. To me, she just looks like another black woman trying really hard to look white. Overrated to the extreme. I'd put Rihanna in front of her.

The ****?!

 

[Vormund]

I love the pic that they used here for the same news story :lol

 

[JohnTinker]

Maxim had a good run I suppose

 

[rollingstart]

Maxim always really sucked, now it sucks more and has worse taste.

 

[karasu]

Maxim had a good run I suppose

Please confirm this as a photoshop.

 

[Gattsu25]

Maxim had a good run I suppose

That's...not...lohan...is it?