and then we clappedYea guys about the taxes, that was just federal payroll. Adding in state and MED/EE, OASDI/EE, and state, I have payed $20,811.20 in taxes so far this year. And that is while I set aside 14% of my paycheck pretax to get those numbers down.
and then we clapped
Well, that was…something.
Good morning, you guuuys!
How is everybody's weekend going?
At the risk of repeating myself: Where the fuck is my PS5? I've been waiting to buy it since last last christmas but it's impossible to get one. Is it just Europe?
Like, can you Americans just go to a shop and take one from the shelf?
What kind of system is that? Does Mr. Sony even care? I'm so sad. The world is such an unruly place .
That’s one more thing I love about living in Oxford; it’s surrounded by some beautiful countryside. I really need to get back into cycling.Weather was supposed to be shit all day, but it only rained in the morning. Rest of the day was sunny and warm, and the ground had dried up. Managed to get a cycle in, bashing out 25 miles across the countryside bridle paths . All in all fucking great on the back of that single activity.
I imagine there will be stacks of them in Hong Kong Golden Centre. I've not seen any on the mainland.Well yeah, but I can dress him in funny clothes and put little hats on his cute little head, so this will keep me entertained for a while.
Do you have PS5s where you live?
Well yeah, but I can dress him in funny clothes and put little hats on his cute little head, so this will keep me entertained for a while.
Do you have PS5s where you live?
That just made my day and it's only 8:00 in the morning.
Coincidentally this kept me entertained for a little while.
Maybe I’m just old, but…I don’t get it?
Coincidentally this kept me entertained for a little while.
Shut up cuntDon't take it so hard. Xaero Gravity tells that to everyone he meets.
And here I was thinking I was your one and only cunt.Shut up cunt
That’s one more thing I love about living in Oxford; it’s surrounded by some beautiful countryside. I really need to get back into cycling.
Didn't fancy the Blenheim Tri last weekend then?That’s one more thing I love about living in Oxford; it’s surrounded by some beautiful countryside. I really need to get back into cycling.
Not really, COVID hit me pretty hard last year, and I’m not in the best of shape anyhow. My goal is to get into shape for triathlons.Didn't fancy the Blenheim Tri last weekend then?
I would like to do a Tri but I'm not the best swimmer. Plus, it always looks like chaos at the start of the swim and you hear some nasty stories about people getting pretty battered from other swimmers.Not really, COVID hit me pretty hard last year, and I’m not in the best of shape anyhow. My goal is to get into shape for triathlons.
I’d completely forgot swimming is a key part of a triathlon. Fuck, that’s me out. I can just about do the damn doggy paddle, heh. I may/may not get swimming lessons at some point. God, that sounds fucking pathetic.I would like to do a Tri but I'm not the best swimmer. Plus, it always looks like chaos at the start of the swim and you hear some nasty stories about people getting pretty battered from other swimmers.
Good luck in your fitness journey man. Maybe I'll see you at Blenheim next year
See!Shut up cunt
Kubrick built sets you silly goose.
I may/may not get swimming lessons at some point. God, that sounds fucking pathetic.
You make a valid point.Because that's never going to happen. Nobody wants to see the human testicle flapping about in the pool in his Speedos.
I fear that explaining it won't make it funny...Maybe I’m just old, but…I don’t get it?
Yes but think of how your selfish, male-ego-driven choices reflect on your poor mother.I'm stuck in a waiting room with daytime tv shows and no remote. They are talking about "mom rage" which is apparently what happens when a mom freaks out and goes off yelling at her family, but it's not her fault because it's a product of misogyny and the expectations of the patriarchy.
Is a four story fall typically fatal?
I'm stuck in a waiting room with daytime tv shows and no remote. They are talking about "mom rage" which is apparently what happens when a mom freaks out and goes off yelling at her family, but it's not her fault because it's a product of misogyny and the expectations of the patriarchy.
Is a four story fall typically fatal?
you should loudly react to every part of the show so everyone in the waiting room can hear.I'm stuck in a waiting room with daytime tv shows and no remote. They are talking about "mom rage" which is apparently what happens when a mom freaks out and goes off yelling at her family, but it's not her fault because it's a product of misogyny and the expectations of the patriarchy.
Is a four story fall typically fatal?
Also, always assumed Peggles was a guy.
I have to question why you’re only active on that specific day. Unless…are you Santa?Nope, but I offer that service at a 20% discount starting on December 25th.
I'm Hamster Jesus.I have to question why you’re only active on that specific day. Unless…are you Santa?
Pegged by the furry son of God?I'm Hamster Jesus.
No, I'm the quota woman in here.Also, always assumed Peggles was a guy.
What kind of service would that be?Nope, but I offer that service at a 20% discount starting on December 25th.
Does it matter? With a 20% discount, he can shit on my chest for all he cares.What kind of service would that be?
I’d completely forgot swimming is a key part of a triathlon.
For me, "tri" means that I'm attracted to women, men, and curvy pieces of drift wood.What the hell did you think the "Tri" was? Running, Cycling and Kayaking?
For me, "tri" means that I'm attracted to women, men, and curvy pieces of drift wood.
Otherwise known as the "Dino shocker"
I’m 35, you’ll have to forgive an old man and his brain farts.What the hell did you think the "Tri" was? Running, Cycling and Kayaking?
You know when you’re really looking forward to your first tea/coffee of the day, and you go to thr fridge to get the milk, and you find that the milk has got that sour, just-gone-off taste/smell to it, and then your whole day is ruined?
Yeah, that.