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[BadBurger]

Yea guys about the taxes, that was just federal payroll. Adding in state and MED/EE, OASDI/EE, and state, I have payed $20,811.20 in taxes so far this year. And that is while I set aside 14% of my paycheck pretax to get those numbers down.

 

[haxan7]

Yea guys about the taxes, that was just federal payroll. Adding in state and MED/EE, OASDI/EE, and state, I have payed $20,811.20 in taxes so far this year. And that is while I set aside 14% of my paycheck pretax to get those numbers down.

and then we clapped

 

[BadBurger]

and then we clapped

I'm saying taxes suck the big hair follicles on a nutsac and I would love to pay less

Also Chrome just auto corrected "nutsack" to "nutsac" for me so there's still hope for the future

 

[T8SC]

 

[Star-Lord]

Well, that was…something.

 

[Facism]

Good morning, you guuuys!
How is everybody's weekend going?

At the risk of repeating myself: Where the fuck is my PS5? I've been waiting to buy it since last last christmas but it's impossible to get one. Is it just Europe?

Like, can you Americans just go to a shop and take one from the shelf?

What kind of system is that? Does Mr. Sony even care? I'm so sad. The world is such an unruly place .

Weather was supposed to be shit all day, but it only rained in the morning. Rest of the day was sunny and warm, and the ground had dried up. Managed to get a cycle in, bashing out 25 miles across the countryside bridle paths . All in all fucking great on the back of that single activity.

 

[Star-Lord]

Weather was supposed to be shit all day, but it only rained in the morning. Rest of the day was sunny and warm, and the ground had dried up. Managed to get a cycle in, bashing out 25 miles across the countryside bridle paths . All in all fucking great on the back of that single activity.

That’s one more thing I love about living in Oxford; it’s surrounded by some beautiful countryside. I really need to get back into cycling.

 

[nush]

Well yeah, but I can dress him in funny clothes and put little hats on his cute little head, so this will keep me entertained for a while.

Do you have PS5s where you live?

I imagine there will be stacks of them in Hong Kong Golden Centre. I've not seen any on the mainland.

 

[PhoenixTank]

Well yeah, but I can dress him in funny clothes and put little hats on his cute little head, so this will keep me entertained for a while.

Do you have PS5s where you live?

Coincidentally this kept me entertained for a little while.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Peggies]

Coincidentally this kept me entertained for a little while.

That just made my day and it's only 8:00 in the morning.

Have a good one, Gaf

 

[Star-Lord]

Coincidentally this kept me entertained for a little while.

Maybe I’m just old, but…I don’t get it?

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Don't take it so hard. Xaero Gravity tells that to everyone he meets.

Shut up cunt

 

[Star-Lord]

Shut up cunt

And here I was thinking I was your one and only cunt.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Facism]

That’s one more thing I love about living in Oxford; it’s surrounded by some beautiful countryside. I really need to get back into cycling.

great, isn't it? I'm just north of the Cotswolds so got countryside out the arse

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

That’s one more thing I love about living in Oxford; it’s surrounded by some beautiful countryside. I really need to get back into cycling.

Didn't fancy the Blenheim Tri last weekend then?

 

[Star-Lord]

Didn't fancy the Blenheim Tri last weekend then?

Not really, COVID hit me pretty hard last year, and I’m not in the best of shape anyhow. My goal is to get into shape for triathlons.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Not really, COVID hit me pretty hard last year, and I’m not in the best of shape anyhow. My goal is to get into shape for triathlons.

I would like to do a Tri but I'm not the best swimmer. Plus, it always looks like chaos at the start of the swim and you hear some nasty stories about people getting pretty battered from other swimmers.

Good luck in your fitness journey man. Maybe I'll see you at Blenheim next year

 

[Star-Lord]

I would like to do a Tri but I'm not the best swimmer. Plus, it always looks like chaos at the start of the swim and you hear some nasty stories about people getting pretty battered from other swimmers.

Good luck in your fitness journey man. Maybe I'll see you at Blenheim next year

I’d completely forgot swimming is a key part of a triathlon. Fuck, that’s me out. I can just about do the damn doggy paddle, heh. I may/may not get swimming lessons at some point. God, that sounds fucking pathetic.

 

[Rentahamster]

Shut up cunt

See!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Kubrick built sets you silly goose.

 

[nush]

I may/may not get swimming lessons at some point. God, that sounds fucking pathetic.

Because that's never going to happen. Nobody wants to see the human testicle flapping about in the pool in his Speedos.

 

[Star-Lord]

Because that's never going to happen. Nobody wants to see the human testicle flapping about in the pool in his Speedos.

You make a valid point.

 

[PhoenixTank]

Maybe I’m just old, but…I don’t get it?

I fear that explaining it won't make it funny...

Spoiler: but:

If you weren't following the thread of conversation then Peggies' post is almost ambiguous enough to suggest she might dress up a PS5 in clothes and hats. Or at least was for a second to me, thus that image was born. Could also take it as "Reject Baby, Embrace PS5" I guess. Can't be funny now, though.

Compensatory hasty hat overlay?

 

[Star-Lord]

I mean, I’m still not 100% sure I follow, but I’ll just nod and laugh in agreement. I’ll also take that replacement avatar and wear it as a badge of shame.

Also, always assumed Peggles was a guy.

 

[BigBooper]

I'm stuck in a waiting room with daytime tv shows and no remote. They are talking about "mom rage" which is apparently what happens when a mom freaks out and goes off yelling at her family, but it's not her fault because it's a product of misogyny and the expectations of the patriarchy.

Is a four story fall typically fatal?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm stuck in a waiting room with daytime tv shows and no remote. They are talking about "mom rage" which is apparently what happens when a mom freaks out and goes off yelling at her family, but it's not her fault because it's a product of misogyny and the expectations of the patriarchy.

Is a four story fall typically fatal?

Yes but think of how your selfish, male-ego-driven choices reflect on your poor mother.

 

[Sub_Level]

I'm stuck in a waiting room with daytime tv shows and no remote. They are talking about "mom rage" which is apparently what happens when a mom freaks out and goes off yelling at her family, but it's not her fault because it's a product of misogyny and the expectations of the patriarchy.

Is a four story fall typically fatal?

You gotta make sure to angle it just right so your head hits first with optimal velocity. Takes practice.

 

[Barakov]

 

[haxan7]

I'm stuck in a waiting room with daytime tv shows and no remote. They are talking about "mom rage" which is apparently what happens when a mom freaks out and goes off yelling at her family, but it's not her fault because it's a product of misogyny and the expectations of the patriarchy.

Is a four story fall typically fatal?

you should loudly react to every part of the show so everyone in the waiting room can hear.

*scoffs* "Fucking feminist bullshit!"

 

[Rentahamster]

Also, always assumed Peggles was a guy.

Nope, but I offer that service at a 20% discount starting on December 25th.

 

[Star-Lord]

Nope, but I offer that service at a 20% discount starting on December 25th.

I have to question why you’re only active on that specific day. Unless…are you Santa?

 

[Rentahamster]

I have to question why you’re only active on that specific day. Unless…are you Santa?

I'm Hamster Jesus.

 

[Star-Lord]

I'm Hamster Jesus.

Pegged by the furry son of God?

I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.

 

[Peggies]

Also, always assumed Peggles was a guy.

No, I'm the quota woman in here.

Nope, but I offer that service at a 20% discount starting on December 25th.

What kind of service would that be?

 

[Star-Lord]

What kind of service would that be?

Does it matter? With a 20% discount, he can shit on my chest for all he cares.

 

[12Goblins]

 

[T8SC]

I’d completely forgot swimming is a key part of a triathlon.

What the hell did you think the "Tri" was? Running, Cycling and Kayaking?

 

[Rentahamster]

What the hell did you think the "Tri" was? Running, Cycling and Kayaking?

For me, "tri" means that I'm attracted to women, men, and curvy pieces of drift wood.

 

[T8SC]

For me, "tri" means that I'm attracted to women, men, and curvy pieces of drift wood.

 

[Rentahamster]

Otherwise known as the "Dino shocker"

 

[haxan7]

It’s an athlon where you tri your best

 

[Star-Lord]

What the hell did you think the "Tri" was? Running, Cycling and Kayaking?

I’m 35, you’ll have to forgive an old man and his brain farts.

 

[T8SC]

It’s an athlon where you tri your best

 

[T8SC]

I’m 35, you’ll have to forgive an old man and his brain farts.

 

[Star-Lord]

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Star-Lord]

You know when you’re really looking forward to your first tea/coffee of the day, and you go to thr fridge to get the milk, and you find that the milk has got that sour, just-gone-off taste/smell to it, and then your whole day is ruined?

Yeah, that.

 

[nush]

You know when you’re really looking forward to your first tea/coffee of the day, and you go to thr fridge to get the milk, and you find that the milk has got that sour, just-gone-off taste/smell to it, and then your whole day is ruined?

Yeah, that.

Life lessons you really should have learned from the first time they happened. After that always have some powdered Milk, small carton of UHT milk or those little posts of creamer they give away at McDonalds with their coffee on hand. Fucking up your morning caffeine fix is giga shit. Remember, learn, adapt.