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[Heel]

Chael is on the Joe Rogan podcast at the moment and it's been fascinating. Definitely check the archive when it goes up.

When asked what he thought would've happened if he beat Anderson in Brazil, Chael basically said that even though he was assured it would be safe he knew they wouldn't be able to control the crowd. Cited trampling deaths in Brazil at some event. Went as far as to say he would be willing to give his life to win the championship. "It would've been bad. Very, very bad."

 

[Heel]

Oh my god Chael has a DB Cooper conspiracy theory. Believes in Sasquatch. This is gold.

 

[dem]

http://www.ustream.tv/user/Joe_Rogan

You can watch it there

up already

 

[yacobod]

getting it tonight. Not that it matters since the servers wont be live till 3 am Eastern

don't be a pussy.

 

[parrotbeak]

Haha I clicked it once out of curiosity. I don't think we know what "nerd chat" really means.

parrot, I need you to be strong. I can't do this alone.

plywood, friend, can you be our liaison?

So, this is Monday night? Isn't it night where you guys are? I've got 40 minutes of work left and then heading to the gym unless there's something going on (and also some people need to leave before I can watch anything on my work computer).

 

[Heel]

So, this is Monday night? Isn't it night where you guys are? I've got 40 minutes of work left and then heading to the gym unless there's something going on (and also some people need to leave before I can watch anything on my work computer).

I have no idea. Get out while you still can.

 

[Heel]

Uncle Dana vs. Dave Meltzer

 

[dream]

I bet you Mr. Meltzer knows more about ratings than Dana does.

 

[Plywood]

plywood, friend, can you be our liaison?

i cannot/couldn't

 

[TheKaeptain]

Dana just shit on Dave.

 

[Gr1mLock]

don't be a pussy.

I gotta get up at 8 to got to work friend.

 

[AwesomeSauce]

I have no idea. Get out while you still can.

What exactly is going on?

I think I have an idea, but it seems too bizarre unless I am totally mistaken.

 

[dream]

Dana just shit on Dave.

Yes, congratulations for beating a rerun of Shark Tank.

 

[AwesomeSauce]

Uncle Dana vs. Dave Meltzer

First off they need a damn tripod or something. Second lol at Dana butchering Poirier's name. Isn't it pronounced Pour-yay?

 

[RBH]

Yes, congratulations for beating a rerun of Shark Tank.

Don't forget NCIS!

 

[dream]

I think the question for Dana White is did "UFC on Fox: Miller vs Diaz" pull in the lowest network rating in mixed martials history yes or not

 

[Heel]

What exactly is going on?

I think I have an idea, but it seems too bizarre unless I am totally mistaken.

We're going to find out the hard way, friend.

lol at Dana butchering Poirier's name. Isn't it pronounced Pour-yay?

This is the level of saturation the Ultimate has achieved. Cannot pronounce a fighter's name from your main event, which happens on a Tuesday.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Yes, congratulations for beating a rerun of Shark Tank.

and the Spurs game...



-_-

 

[Heel]

and the Spurs game...



-_-

Yeah, who ya crappin' Uncle Dana?

 

[AwesomeSauce]

I think the question for Dana White is did "UFC on Fox: Miller vs Diaz" pull in the lowest network rating in mixed martials history yes or not

We're going to find out the hard way, friend.



This is the level of saturation the Ultimate has achieved. Cannot pronounce a fighter's name from your main event, which happens on a Tuesday.

I'm happy it's on a Tuesday. Haven't been able to catch a card live in forever due to work.

 

[industrian]

Uncle Dana vs. Dave Meltzer

That turned into quite the rant. He's absolutely right though. The internet has dropped the bar for journalism as a whole to a Mariana Trench level. And considering its nature as an upstart sport MMA just attracts the worst of the worst.

 

[parrotbeak]

I have no idea. Get out while you still can.

Ok, I'm out of here. Good luck to all my good MMA-GAF friends. Be strong.

 

[Heel]

Well, I turned on the stream and G-Fex is commentating a match that includes Brock Lesnar in a bikini.

What the fuck have I done, friends?

 

[Gr1mLock]

Well, I turned on the stream and G-Fex is commentating a match that includes Brock Lesnar in a bikini.

What the fuck have I done, friends?

You played with fire. Now you know what it means to be burned.

 

[polyh3dron]

This is the level of saturation the Ultimate has achieved. Cannot pronounce a fighter's name from your main event, which happens on a Tuesday.

He never got Alistair Overeem's first name right either, so there's that.

 

[Heel]

You played with fire. Now you know what it means to be burned.

http://www.twitch.tv/slashbane

I just broke G-Fex's stream record with a total of 27 viewers.

 

[AwesomeSauce]

http://www.twitch.tv/slashbane

I just broke G-Fex's stream record with a total of 27 viewers.

I just made an account to comment the stream.

 

[dream]

I warned you about how weird and lonely he is.

 

[Gr1mLock]

This isnt healthy and youre all only making it worse.

 

[AwesomeSauce]

The stream is hilarious.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

This is better than anything I've watched for a few months.

 

[Heel]

That entrance was fucking hilarious hahahahahahahaha

 

[AwesomeSauce]

DAT ENDING LOL

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Wins by head kick, lol.

 

[Heel]

oh my god i'm crying from laughter that was too much lol

 

[polyh3dron]

Well done Sien916

You've brought legitimacy to G-Fex's streams

 

[dream]

It's becoming painfully clear that yaco, gr1m, parrot, and I need an insular thread to get away from these e-fed weirdos.

 

[alr1ght]

Isn't he a lowly brony?

 

[Heel]

It's becoming painfully clear that yaco, gr1m, parrot, and I need an insular thread to get away from these e-fed weirdos.

He spent 2 days researching my character, friend. You have to respect that level of dedication to a craft.

 

[TheKaeptain]

It's becoming painfully clear that yaco, gr1m, parrot, and I need an insular thread to get away from these e-fed weirdos.

Why are you leaving me out of this? I didn't watch that crap.

 

[Chamber]

Heel is dragging us down to Pony-GAF levels. Something needs to be done about this shit.

 

[dream]

The worst part is you can tell he's into it. He's fucking into it.

 

[Heel]

If enjoying that short burst of internet insanity was wrong I don't want to be right. Now if I make a habit out of it you may stage an intervention for me. Until then I apologize for nothing.

 

[industrian]

I have no idea what's going on anymore.

 

[polyh3dron]

I have no idea what's going on anymore.

blame space is back, heel is participating in live streams of g-fex playing a WWE game with live play by play that his audience actually enjoys watching....

yeah it's 2012 buddy.

 

[Professor Beef]

Sup MMA guys. Heel, as promised, here is a .gif of your crowning moment.

 

[TheKaeptain]

hahahahahahahahahhaha

 

[Net_Wrecker]

YO I'm invading to set the record straight. This guy "Heel" is straight up on dem roids, and a cheater.

Now I don't know how many of you know about this legitimate sport called professional wrestlng, but in that prestigious gentleman's sport, we don't kick others in the the face while they be taunting. It's not cool. Before your Diaz Brothers and Chael Sonnens, we had real men who could DRAW like Stone Cold and Jeff Jarrett.

I'll continue my promo when both sports entertainment threads get merged. Until then, I bid you adieu.

Spoiler

I regret nothing

 

[polyh3dron]

lol that is too fitting. the wrassler doing some idiotic gesture to begin a signature move and then heel just head kick kos him.

 

[polyh3dron]

YO I'm invading to set the record straight. This guy "Heel" is straight up on dem roids

then he fits right in now doesn't he