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I fart myself awake all the time - they're the only embarassing farts I have, really. If I'm awake, I can usually strategicaly tip myself at such an angle that an otherwise raucous fart is released in small, stealthy doses. When I'm sleeping, I fart when I fart, and hope I'm not near someone at the time.
I can at least say I've never farted during sex. At the end of the day, there's that.
I can at least say I've never farted during sex. At the end of the day, there's that.