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Nintendo DSi Japanese instruction manual warnings

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No matter how much she begs DO NOT let grandma give your DS games sloppy wet kisses!
 

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Don't let grandpa trade away all your Pokemans.
 

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do not perform lobotomies or dissections on touch screen



beware of ghost octopuses that are of the electric affinity
 

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Multitouch deconfirmed. :<
 

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Conrad Link said:
My fav will always be the baby and the Wii under the blanket.

"Do not strike down your Wii for he will become more powerful than ever."

:lol
Pics?

Also:


Do not let your DSi borrow the car for the weekend.
(PS: Beware of giant flies. =O)

I'm having way too much fun with this.
 

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Do not murder your snowman with a GameBoy Pocket. Your DSi will cry.
 

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Burai said:


No Ironman.

I laughed a lot. You're winning the thread so far.



I don't know what's going on in this picture, but the fact that it's saying NO to whatever that kid's doing is really depressing me.
 

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Most of these are silly but there are some "serious" ones mixed in here:



Looks like Nintendo no longer approves using straps.



Nintendo doesn't approve of using screen protectors.



And you can't use strangely shaped SD cards with the DSi.
 

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Death_Born said:
Using your DSi on the train may induce jealousy in nerds.


He is an angry, vengeful god.

 

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Death_Born said:
Using your DSi on the train may induce jealousy in nerds.

Or Don't let people punch someone on a train out of jealousy so they can steal there new DSi?
 

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From the Japanese manual:


From the leaked American manual:


amgoodatphotoshop?