fabricated backlash
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Oh wow, how did I miss this gem of a thread lol. I'm pissing myself here.
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Okay, TeamCG. Come own up to your foolishness. #trolljima
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catapult37
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She's a fictional person who is the crux of a story 3x as confusing as this thread, inspiring even more crazy conspiracy theories: deadspin.com, neogaf thread
Almost positive he isn't CG and that the reason he was bandaged up was not only to reference the game and keep things mysterious, but to keep the true identity of Joakim from being revealed. For example, if he had no bandages, we could clearly see his face and I'm sure the internet would find out within hours whether or not he was an actor, no matter how obscure. If it is CG though, that's incredible.
Charoncaori
Member
Geoff: I've been asked to come interview you in a hotel room... "How do I not know this is some... elaborate ruse?"
OK this thread and now this...I have a headache.
seattle6418
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The day CG gets to that point is the day we will be getting porn games. And i will be a happy man.
Dance Inferno
Unconfirmed Member
Haha I love his face at the end of interview when Geoff mentions the Fox Engine.
I am pretty sure his nose looked like an indo-european mixed with afro-american roots who grew up in russia in the 18th century.
TIME PARADOX!
Party Pooper.
What about people who think it's a "possibility"? and that many signs point towards that "possibility"
Why indeed?
GAF is a pretty smart place right? We can see right through all of this stuff most of the time. So why do we have so many seemingly smart people talking about this stuff?
Could it be because, they're rendered on the Fox engine?
It's so obvious. :lol
DecoyOctopus
Member
It's only on the last two pictures.
MMaRsu
Banned
It's just an anagram for Kojima
Then real porn actors will have to start looking more "real," which means less clown make-up, so then CG will try and keep up by adding "blemishes" to the CG porn, so the real porn will double-down, and before you know it... my God...
I think it's frigging bonkers that anyone would believe any aspect of it.
I didn't mean his name.
uncharted86
Member
Geoff has been trying to hide that he can see the future, but he ruined this secret by commenting on the different pictures before Joakim scrolled to them.
Whats he saying?
ElectricKaibutsu
Member
He's either cg or the most plastic-y man alive. I'm just throwing this out there so I can say that I was right later.
Edit: Nvm. Watched it on a better screen and changed my mind.
Edit2: Ahh, fuck it. Put me down for Team CG
Edit: Nvm. Watched it on a better screen and changed my mind.
Edit2: Ahh, fuck it. Put me down for Team CG
.la1n
Member
This has been pretty fun to follow, hope Kojima can keep it up all the way until launch. It's not very often I have actual fun waiting on reveals, nice change of pace over what we are accustomed to lately.
Geoff? Stating he noticed the game is running on Fox Engine. Joakim? He isn't saying anything, just making that gasping shocked face at Geoff's amazing detective skills.
Geoff? Stating he noticed the game is running on Fox Engine. Joakim? He isn't saying anything, just making that gasping shocked face at Geoff's amazing detective skills.
Escape Goat
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were almost there.
Moby Dick Studios is made of intelligent CGI characters, and they are really making a game, and their studio is running on the Fox engine. The situation is arkward right now because they've never been humans before, they're just trying really hard to act like us and fool us just like the shape-shifting reptiles did before them.
So why are we seeing this today? It's actually quite easy to understand: the Fox engine is capable of running the Fox engine, running the Fox engine, running another Fox engine and so on, so that obviously created an infinity time gate in Sweden where computer characters, among other things, came to life.
Geoff Keighley is held hostage in a CGI cell in Sweden and they are using him as a study subject in order to learn more about humans, who, a couple of years ago, created them out of a computer.
Lock your doors guys.
So why are we seeing this today? It's actually quite easy to understand: the Fox engine is capable of running the Fox engine, running the Fox engine, running another Fox engine and so on, so that obviously created an infinity time gate in Sweden where computer characters, among other things, came to life.
Geoff Keighley is held hostage in a CGI cell in Sweden and they are using him as a study subject in order to learn more about humans, who, a couple of years ago, created them out of a computer.
Lock your doors guys.
Hahah oh man is this for real?
I transcribed the interview:
Geoff: Last year at the VGAs we world premiered the game "The Phantom Pain". And afterwards there was tons of speculation, was this game Metal Gear Solid 5, was it from Hideo Kojima. Well, people have been wondering and there haven't been a lot of answers, but tonight I got invited to a mysterious hotel room to interview the head CEO of supposed game developer Moby Dick Studios.
Alright I'm here with Moby Dick Studios head CEO Joakim Mogren.
Joakim: Hello Geoff.
Geoff: Joakim, thank you for joining us.
Joakim: Thanks for having me, it's very good to see you.
Geoff: First of all, I should ask... What happened to your face are you ok?
Joakim: Yes, I had a little accident, but I should be good by GDC - coming up.
Geoff: A lot of people have been wondering, who you really are, what Moby Dick Studios have been working on. When are you going to tell us more about The Phantom Pain, are you going to be able to show more tonight?
Joakim: Yes, I plan on attending the show coming up in San Francisco, but I don't have anything to show today unfortunately.
Geoff: Ok, let me ask you a few thing though about The Phantom Pain, because you know when we announced this at the VGAs there was a lot of speculation about what this game actually is... Is it a next-generation game, that's something a lot of people ask me on twitter, saying "Keighley is this a current gen game; is it next gen?" Is this a PlayStation 4 game?
Joakim: Unfortunately I can not confirm that.
Geoff: Ok, can you maybe confirm you guys have development kits at least for next gen systems?
Joakim: I'm so sorry Geoff, I can, unfortunately not confirm that either.
Geoff: This is going well... What can you tell us then, at GDC, what are you going to show from the game?
Joakim: This year's GDC show, I will have a new Phantom Pain trailer and I can confirm that it will answer all of your questions.
Geoff: Answer all the questions.
Joakim: Yaaaa.
Geoff: So, we're not getting a lot of answers tonight but at the Game Developers Conference later this month there will be no more secrets about this game?
Joakim: Yes.
Geoff: I guess one thing I will say here is, we're sitting here in a hotel room, we were asked to come interview you, find out something about the game; how do I not know this is not some elaborate ruse?
Joakim: Well unfortunately I can not show too much but for you Geoff I can show some new images and some new stuff here on my iPad that hopefully you'll enjoy.
Geoff: Ok, so you're going to prove that this is real. So what are we seeing here, this is some concept art from the game?
Joakim: Yup.
Geoff: Some concept art, there's the whale it looks like. Oh wow, those look like some new screens... The main character...So these are screenshots. I notice there is a Fox Engine logo in the corner - So this game is running on the Fox Engine?
Joakim:
*Gasp* O_O
Barry Burton
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Haha, that is absolutely not CG.
I think his eyes at the end were a bit smaller. And the ones you used look kinda... fake to me.
Kenny Blankenship
Neo Member
ROFl at his reply when geoff mentioned fox engine
Fixed. lol
Escape Goat
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Even if its not they've got people questioning it which is telling in and of itself.i
revolverjgw
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This CG theory is cracking me up
Yeah, I think thats closer to the eyes they used on his animation model.
My summary:
Geoff: Hello!
CGI dude: Hey.
G: So...
C: No.
G: Anything?
C: Nothing.
G: When?
C: GDC.
G: Fox engine?
C: !
We're deep in the rabbit hole here.
The Joakim Kojima part is definitly not a coincidence, but im skeptical about the rest.
NeoGaffers Believe That Joakim Mogren Was Created Using The Fox Engine During The GTTV Interview
Grrrrr they stole my pic
Grrrrr they stole my pic
Did they use the sound effect? :O
Nope, he just gasps.