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[Mr. Sam]

Reports from the meeting of the Queen and May suggest that she said "I've had enough".

Yeah, well, join the club, Liz.

 

[Meadows]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

ye fckin merica

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

lol

 

[sw26]

Royal Leadership Stability Update 1.04

Patch Notes

- Strong and stable leadership added.
- Balance tweaks in the national interest.
- Auction House updated to permit negotiations for the best deal.
- Buff for Brexit deal to cover all, not just privileged few.
- Fixed animation bug causing Theresa May to not talk like a human being.
- Fixed animation bug causing Michael Gove to not clap hands like a human being.
- Added HDR support for Red, White and Blue Brexit.

The Michael Gove water drinking patch is truly the 'PS3 Clock' of our time.

 

[Cosmonaut X]

Queen to announce a fresh referendum on whether that's actually how you're supposed to eat chips.

 

[legend166]

Royal Leadership Stability Update 1.04

Patch Notes

- Strong and stable leadership added.
- Balance tweaks in the national interest.
- Auction House updated to permit negotiations for the best deal.
- Buff for Brexit deal to cover all, not just privileged few.
- Fixed animation bug causing Theresa May to not talk like a human being.
- Fixed animation bug causing Michael Gove to not clap hands like a human being.
- Added HDR support for Red, White and Blue Brexit.

Needs more pleasantness.

 

[Plum]

"I've had enough with Peter Kay's 'no more Car Share' rhetoric. By royal decree I shall commision him to make a Christmas special that doesn't end the series on a cliffhanger."

 

[Ushay]

Royal Leadership Stability Update 1.04

Patch Notes

- Strong and stable leadership added.
- Balance tweaks in the national interest.
- Auction House updated to permit negotiations for the best deal.
- Buff for Brexit deal to cover all, not just privileged few.
- Fixed animation bug causing Theresa May to not talk like a human being.
- Fixed animation bug causing Michael Gove to not clap hands like a human being.
- Added HDR support for Red, White and Blue Brexit.

Amazing.

 

[Zaph]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

 

[Symphonia]

Game of Thrones Season 7 viral marketing going places.

The true heir to the Iron Throne.

 

[Grug]

Well guys, it's 10am in London.

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

ROFL.

 

[lastplayed]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

 

[Cappa]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

Woah

 

[danowat]

Well guys, it's 10am in London.



ROFL.

Fashionably late.

 

[Username1198]

Maybe there gonna give trump a stern talking too

 

[Chumley]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

To which BBC Radiochannel do I listen when I want to hear the live coverage?

 

[hodgy100]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

 

[JonathanEx]

To be fair, 10am is the time of the meeting, the announcement will probably follow.

ITV correspondent is expecting it'll be Prince Philip to retire properly.

 

[Chumley]

ITV correspondent is expecting it'll be Prince Philip to retire properly.

lmao how does that warrant an emergency meeting

 

[Juicy Bob]

Just thinking, I hope Will and Kate's kids are OK.

 

[Meadows]

My guess is that they'll be retiring to Balmoral at the start of June

 

[Cosmonaut X]

lmao how does that warrant an emergency meeting

They need to have a whip-round to get him a gift.

 

[JonathanEx]

lmao how does that warrant an emergency meeting

Dunno why a 3am type thing, but I can sort of see:
- big change to active royal family
- changes to people's responsibility job wise
- doing it quickly to avoid leaking, get everyone together

It is primarily a staff meeting after all.

 

[NekoFever]

Queen's moving the Palace to Spain after Brexit.

 

[andythinkpad]

Look, if they promise to stop using that god awful God Save the Queen song I don't mind signing up. There are enough royalists in New York.

 

[T-Rex.]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

lmao

 

[KonradLaw]

You hardly need extensive DNA testing to know Harry isnt Charles kid, one look at him and the apparent father make it pretty obvious.

I wouldn't be so sure, because he does look very similiar to his grandfather.

 

[JonathanEx]

Yup, Duke retiring.

 

[Zaph]

lmao how does that warrant an emergency meeting

Takes a lot of people to edit out all the racism from his retirement statement

 

[Jacob]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

This is the hardest I've laughed at a GAF post in a while. Thank you.

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

Prince Philip stepping down from public engagements. Big woop.

 

[OriginalThinking]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

Your post was too subtle. You'll need to retype it so I understand.

 

[Chumley]

Yup, Duke retiring.

 

[Protome]

Yup, Duke retiring.

So, nothing of importance.

 

[EdwardTivrusky]

Look, if they promise to stop using that god awful God Save the Queen song I don't mind signing up. There are enough royalists in New York.

What's wrong with The Sex Pistols?

 

[Ovek]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

Union Flag it's only a Jack when its on ship.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

They had an emergency meeting at 3am for that?

 

[Jezbollah]

Yep.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

It's fucking nothing.

 

[spiritfox]

I wonder if it's health related. That would explain the 3am meeting.

 

[danowat]

Since Trump's election, he can't compete on the offend foreign principles stage.

 

[Uzzy]

No more chances for Philip to inadvertently insult entire countries? It's a sad day for us all.

 

[Mr Solo Dolo]

Trying to one up Totti retiring huh

 

[Grug]

Phillip retiring from public life. Source: CNN.

A good time to remember a life of hilarious verbal clangers.

 

[Mascot]

Jesus. What a load of fuck-all.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

MEGATON

 

[autumnleaf]

Fuck you, traitorous piece of shit. I'll shit on your mother's grave and kill your children before I see the union Jack as the US flag.

 

[tomtom94]

Man in his 90s lacking energy shock.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

No more chances for Philip to inadvertently insult entire countries? It's a sad day for us all.

Not like he's needed for that when Boris Johnson is foreign secretary.