I think you're missing that any of these characters winning probably means that the next vote will be more united around the next lady in line, rather than Beowulf.The best result now is that Eliza wins due to the moe split, the next round ends with Beowulf/Annie/Minette/Aeon in the finals and the same business happens with Beowulf making it. No stupid moe in the game and everyone wins! ^-^
And really, any of these characters would be super-fun, I just want to see Minette.
I also think you're drastically underestimating the power of moe, but whatevs. The first thing you hear during MikeZ's introduction of Squigly at the convention reveal is squeals for how cute Squigly is - and she definitely is.