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Bread makes you fat

RIP to student athletes at that school who are supposed to get lunch via the school program and still play good after school.

 

[Corgi]

I mean thats just stuffing. can you even make stuffing not look like it came out of a turkey's ass?


And 'sloppy' food tend to taste the best imo

 

[friskykillface]

Maybe if you added BBQ sauce I could support this.

wow, haha thats just awful
im pretty sure prisoners get better food then that


i remember my school had PB & J sandwiches if you didn't want the main food, i lived off that and chocolate milk x strawberry milk errrrrday back in middle school

well unless it was rectangle pizza day, i loved those days, also hot dog days, they were actually decent, buns x french fries

 

[harSon]

Taco Pockets were the shit at my elementary school

 

[DOWN]

I mean thats just stuffing. can you even make stuffing not look like it came out of a turkey's ass?


And 'sloppy' food tend to taste the best imo

It was supposed to be Spanish Rice.
Cute mush guess

 

[Ventara]

Maybe if you added BBQ sauce I could support this.

Ahaha! Is that a gumball for dessert?

 

[Morrigan Stark]

More testicles means more iron!

 

[M-PG71C]

Fuck these kids. I grew up with fucking rectangle pizza with cubed pepperoni!

Oh damn! That's the good shit right there. Pizza, spaghetti, tacos, and chicken patty on a bun were good days. Everything else sucked big time. :/

 

[speculawyer]

Maybe if you added BBQ sauce I could support this.

No bun for the dog?

And why not a few cherry tomatoes instead of just one.

Other than that, looks good to me.

 

[Bread]

Bread makes you fat

smh

 

[Tesseract]

my school lunch was awesome, chicken patty and bbq chips, slush puppy and ice cream

oh heyl yeagh

 

[Mecha]

I have a feeling a lot of these kids try to make the meals look worse than they actually are.

 

[DMczaf]

Bread makes you fat

smh

 

[Loofy]

When I was a kid my parents packed my lunch.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

Okay, but you need to be blaming your raggedy ass school for cutting corners and giving you these struggle meals instead of getting the actual healthy food.

Um no, the government in many states has started to impose stupid new rules on school lunches to a ridiculous level.

People won't stand for this shit very long, they charge a ridiculous amount for this shit and are basically starving the kids that can't fork over another load of money for barely any seconds.
My brother, a senior in highschool pays like $2.75 and on the average day gets 3 chicken nuggets, 3 tater tots and a freaking fruit cup.

 

[BakedYams]

Bread makes you fat

whats funny is that apple has more carbs than a hot dog bun would

 

[Surface of Me]

Middle school was the absolute peak of school lunch, we had spicy popcorn chicken and cajun fries. High school saw a decline, where turkey dogs and the taquitos were edible. We eventually had a pizza hut that was severely over priced.

 

[DOWN]

When I was a kid my parents packed my lunch.

Um no, the government in many states has started to impose stupid new rules on school lunches to a ridiculous level.

People won't stand for this shit very long, they charge a ridiculous amount for this shit and are basically starving the kids that can't fork over another load of money for barely any seconds.
My brother, a senior in highschool pays like $2.75 and on the average day gets 3 chicken nuggets, 3 tater tots and a freaking fruit cup.

A lot of these kids can't afford lunch. They attend school but have low income families and qualify to receive lunch for free. For a lot of students, it's supposed to be their best meal each day. For athletes, it often is supposed to hold them over through practice.

 

[Emperor Bohe]

 

[bobbytkc]

smh

I lol'd.

 

[Aiustis]

My favorite days were spanish rice or herb rice days.

I packed a lunch starting middle school. I feel sorry for poor kids.

 

[Loofy]

A lot of these kids can't afford lunch. They attend school but have low income families and qualify to receive lunch for free. For a lot of students, it's supposed to be their best meal each day. For athletes, it often is supposed to hold them over through practice.

I think theres better ways to go about it, like food stamps to low income families. The whole lunch program just seems like yet another billion dollar lobby pulling strings in the government.. oh yeah because it is.

 

[BakedYams]

dat struggle sandwich

but nitrates vs simple sugars tho

you are right but you didnt have to spoil my fun haha

 

[Ferrio]

Um no, the government in many states has started to impose stupid new rules on school lunches to a ridiculous level.

People won't stand for this shit very long, they charge a ridiculous amount for this shit and are basically starving the kids that can't fork over another load of money for barely any seconds.
My brother, a senior in highschool pays like $2.75 and on the average day gets 3 chicken nuggets, 3 tater tots and a freaking fruit cup.

Wait, are you saying he should get more for 2.75?

 

[Dany]

whats funny is that apple has more carbs than a hot dog bun would

but nitrates vs simple sugars tho

 

[Kite]

Looks fake to me, like they removed the bun, toppings and all the salad leaving only the tomato for comedy purposes lol

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

Im glad I was out when the going was still good.
Daily Potato bar/Salad bar
Daily Pizza bar
And the regular 2 daily options.
Along with optional Milo's sweet tea($.25 overpriced but whatever)

 

[The Lone Courier]

Rectangle pizza with the Ken's ranch dressing on deck.

Aww yes.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Maybe if there wasn't such a ridiculous discrepancy in school funding from place to place kids could get decent, healthy food

 

[Thorakai]

privileged kids have enough cubes to cover the bread

 

[shadowsdarknes]

Michelle Obama does not run the USDA and FDA.

Your shitty school just served you shitty food.

 

[white dynamite]

Rectangle pizza with the Ken's ranch dressing on deck.

The pinnacle of elementary school cafeteria food. Felt like Christmas every time I had it.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

Wait, are you saying he should get more for 2.75?

Uh, yes?

I don't know where you live but here in Alabama at that price you have much better alternatives.

Heck i'd take a damn Banquet tv dinner that has the same quality of food with double the amount for $1.

 

[DOWN]

Michelle Obama does not run the USDA and FDA.

Your shitty school just served you shitty food.

She backed laws that changed nutritional requirements, including sodium, sugar, and calorie limits. That's how they are jokingly linking the issue to her. Some schools are meeting the new requirements well, but many are just not meeting their budgets or are serving less and worse options to stay within the limits.

 

[Ferrio]

Uh, yes?

I don't know where you live but here in Alabama at that price you have much better alternatives.

Heck i'd take a damn Banquet tv dinner that has the same quality of food with double the amount for $1.

Ah Alabama, ya price of living is probably much lower. Even so that's pretty cheap.

 

[KHarvey16]

The guidelines are 750 to 850 calories I think. That's plenty of food for lunch.

 

[shadowsdarknes]

She backed laws that changed nutritional requirements, including sodium, sugar, and calorie limits. That's how they are jokingly linking the issue to her. Some schools are meeting the new requirements well, but many are just not meeting their budgets or are serving less and worse options to stay within the limits.

Queen Michelle out of control.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

I still remember the old rare "Crispito Friday" in middle school when everyone(literally, boys, girls, teachers, etc) would all buy like 5-10 extras each.

 

[DOWN]

Queen Michelle out of control.

Haha no, I think her quote in the first post and intents are great. I just think that the USDA is not getting the regulations in good practice across the board.

 

[Resident4t.]

Fuck these kids. I grew up with fucking rectangle pizza with cubed pepperoni!

I remember eating one of these and chasing it down with some chocolate milk.
I threw up later that day.

 

[DOWN]

I remember eating one of these and chasing it down with some chocolate milk.
I threw up later that day.

This American Life

 

[Parakeetman]

MREs from the 80s looked better than that shit the kid snapped off.

Chicken Á La King and Beef Stew 4 life.

 

[The Culture Vulture]

We had Pizza Boats at my school. I don't even understand this rectangle shit you're throwing at me.

 

[Permanently A]

We had Pizza Boats at my school. I don't even understand this rectangle shit you're throwing at me.

Oh man I remember those fuckers. It was like 80% sauce.

 

[DOWN]

We had Pizza Boats at my school. I don't even understand this rectangle shit you're throwing at me.

What in the world is a pizza boat?

Edit: oh

 

[DietRob]

Fuck these kids. I grew up with fucking rectangle pizza with cubed pepperoni!

Oh,god...

I firmly believe this nasty ass shit is the sole reason why dipping pizzas in ranch dressing has become so widely done and accepted. You had to dip this pizza in ranch to make it even slightly edible.

 

[Jimrpg]

These kids going to prison or what?

 

[Apt101]

My school had a deal with Pizza Hut or some shit. So we would get food from there + this Chinese place.

We had that senior year. One piece of hand tossed or a personal pan.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Fuck these kids. I grew up with fucking rectangle pizza with cubed pepperoni!

That pizza was so bad, like an even shittier version of microwaved pizza still ate it whenever we had it. My high school moved to a new building my Junior year and we had a dedicated "ala carte" option that had way better pizza though I guess that's not saying much.

 

[Hollycat]

This is easily one of the best twitter happenings of recent memory.