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[Lazy Jones]

The Apprentice returns to screens on Wednesday 4th October at 9pm on BBC One.

Lord Sugar will once again be joined by aides Karren Brady and Claude Littner who returns for his third series.

Its companion The Apprentice: You're Fired returns to BBC Two at 10pm, with Rhod Gilbert hosting once again.

The Cunts

 

[BGBW]

Those two guys sitting on the floor like that should be fired before the show even starts.

 

[diunxx]

Fuck this show.

 

[Carl]

O shit. Can't wait to see some stuck up cunts

 

[Orbis]

I live for this time of year.

 

[hotcyder]

It's time

 

[Memento Mori]

I had a chance to go see the finale a couple of months ago at City Hall. It was tempting but then knowing who the finalists were would have ruined the season for me I think.

 

[Captain Skeleton]

mybodyisready.gif

 

[DJMicLuv]

Gave The Cunts a quick look over and I recon we're in for some top rate twattery this year. I've already got my eye on a couple of likely annoying twits.

 

[Dynasty]

I fucking hate all of them already.

 

[Tambini]

Gave The Cunts a quick look over and I recon we're in for some top rate twattery this year. I've already got my eye on a couple of likely annoying twits.

The one with round glasses init

 

[Lazy Jones]

The one with round glasses init

This years Dildo Baggins or whatever his name was.

 

[Ravensmash]

Yes! Love this show!

Can't wait to hate them all.

 

[jm89]

The one with round glasses init

I'm gonna call him cunty mccunton

 

[FortuneFaded]

 

[FortuneFaded]

"In the words of Destiny's Child, I am an independent woman". I'm getting that engraved on my tombstone.

 

[DJMicLuv]

The one with round glasses init

I don't want to jump the gun but he particularly stood out as a Stuart Baggs (RIP) type 'contender'.

 

[Chittagong]

I am so pumped for this, looks like they've found the nutters again

forget Odyssey and Blade Runner 2049, my most anticipated events this year

1 - New Apprentice season
2 - Pret Christmas sandwich launch

 

[FortuneFaded]

Going to have to find a way to watch it from the US.

 

[Izuna]

Last season was mad disappointing.

 

[SuperPac]

Finally! The wife and I have been waiting for this to come back. Wish there was an easier way to watch from the US.

 

[wetflame]

God, every year I swear I won't watch this and every year my wife watches every single episode so I end up getting drawn in. Some of the most cringeworthy tv I've ever seen, and it's the same shit every year. Oh I wonder if they'll split everyone into a boys team and girls team and then make them go buy some cheap tat and try to sell it to someone. Will they organise a day trip to disappointment? Will someone spectacularly fail to create a nice tasting chocolate and design and even worse box for it? I should just tune in when Claude rips their CVs to shreds.

 

[Chittagong]

Oh man oh man oh man

https://twitter.com/karren_brady/status/915576105301692416

@karren_brady 22m22 minutes ago
Does this look like a ‘luxury’ burger to you?!! Coming tonight on @bbcapprentice BBC1 9pm…

 

[Pyroclastic]

I don't think I've watched this since the season after stuart baggs the brand (r.i.p.) and co. think a nice dude won but that's all I can remember. checked the ratings and this has held up way better than other reality show, even now.

13 seasons, damn. *shakes fist at time*

 

[Memento Mori]

That burger doesn't look bad. Not luxury obviously but still.

 

[GreyWind]

Can't wait!

 

[Enco]

That burger doesn't look bad. Not luxury obviously but still.

no.

it's disgusting.

edit: cheese too big and not melted; bread looks awfully hard; burger looks way too fatty and chewy; is that a big ass piece of lettuce below the cheese? Just bad.

 

[theaface]

Thanks for the reminder OP, however the correct Apprentince vernacular is The Cunts, not The Candidates.

Oh man oh man oh man

https://twitter.com/karren_brady/status/915576105301692416

Jeez, Karen. It's got black tissue paper, what more do you want?

 

[GreyWind]

no.

it's disgusting.

edit: cheese too big and not melted; bread looks awfully hard; burger looks way too fatty and chewy; is that a big ass piece of lettuce below the cheese? Just bad.

Yeah looks like it wasn't cooked properly.

 

[Memento Mori]

no.

it's disgusting.

edit: cheese too big and not melted; bread looks awfully hard; burger looks way too fatty and chewy; is that a big ass piece of lettuce below the cheese? Just bad.

Admittedly too much bread, but that picture has made me hungry.

 

[Murkas]

I've always wanted to see a happy contestant on the show and his profile all like "I'm here to meet new people and I hope we all have a good time."

Just a nice change from the usual dickheads.

 

[Daffy Duck]

It's always hilarious watching this show, it's way passed its sell buy date but my God is it funny to watch the candidates unravel.

 

[Memento Mori]

“I will do anything it takes. I am going to throw people under the bus, I am going to throw people over the bus, I am going to get on the bus, take the wheel and get that investment from Lord Sugar.”

Bet he goes out in episode 1.

 

[mehrmantrout]

Can't wait for this. I already irrationally hate 3 of them

 

[Lazy Jones]

Predictions for winner? I'll go with

based on absolutely nothing.

Thanks for the reminder OP, however the correct Apprentince vernacular is The Cunts, not The Candidates.

Fixed.

 

[GreyWind]

Lady Brady
@karren_brady
would you be brave enough to try a sample of a "luxury burger meat' if offered to you on this soggy tray??? @bbcapprentice BBC1 9pm tonight!

https://twitter.com/karren_brady/status/915590053233135616

lmao

 

[Memento Mori]

Okay I don't want to eat that one.

 

[Dynasty]

Starting.

 

[Memento Mori]

Was that young Deidre Barlow?

 

[Humidex]

Funny that Dr Leah didn’t utter a word...too much of her own medicine of late?

 

[Memento Mori]

These names Christ.

 

[sam777]

Penultimate lmao

 

[Kuros]

Funny that Dr Leah didn’t utter a word...too much of her own medicine of late?

Literally can't move her face due to all the Botox.

 

[Dynasty]

Cant wait to see the burgers from Graphene.

 

[Memento Mori]

Karen's started early.

 

[Dabanton]

I only watch for Claude's reaction. Only Nick could do such cutting disdain.

 

[Kuros]

Organic turkey burger.

That'll sell.

Spoiler

To no-one.

 

[Memento Mori]

Why do all these people have such terrible glasses?

 

[Tregard]

"Who's ever eaten a goat mate?"

 

[BraXzy]

Nice try Karen, your disguise won't trick me.