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[Carl]

This task is stupid

 

[Memento Mori]

"Like Ponyo, or Shrek or Tom and Jerry!" I don't know what that was.

 

[MouldyK]

“Like anime or Japanese. Like Ponyo, like Shrek.”

Shrek’s my favourite Anime.

 

[Dynasty]

Damm going to have to miss this live and catch up later on iPlayer.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Fucking useless as ever

 

[Carl]

Change the name and spell your as you're

Good job team

 

[MouldyK]

If Wii is pronounced Wee

Then shouldn’t Siimon be pronounced “See-Mon”?

 

[Memento Mori]

Girls team is getting along well.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

😂

 

[Memento Mori]

The state of that board.

 

[Mr-Joker]

*Change the Product name to Siiiiiiiiiiimon, Robot say his old name.*

Yeeeeeeeep the boy team is gonna lose badly and the PM will get fired, unless the girls somehow lose so badly.

 

[Carl]

The state of that board.

The state of every fucking thing

 

[BlazingDarkness]

My god I can’t watch

 

[Memento Mori]

The karate moves!

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

STOP NOT THE ROBOT FALLING OVER

 

[Mr-Joker]

Go home e.bot, you're drunk.

 

[theaface]

This is... not good.

"Just a nice round number". Yeah, so is 0.

 

[Carl]

Oh my fucking God now they're all talking over eachother

Give me a fucking break. I've never had so much second hand embarrassment

 

[BlazingDarkness]

🙃🙃🙃

 

[Memento Mori]

Utter car crash.

 

[Carl]

Now they keep calling him Jeffrii even though it's call Siimon hahaha

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Noooooo

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

loooool

 

[BlazingDarkness]

How does it get worse every week

 

[Mr-Joker]

The boy's team right now.

 

[Memento Mori]

Difficult to pick a winner here.

 

[Mr-Joker]

Difficult to pick a winner here.

True, both team are crashing hard.

 

[BGBW]

We should name it something Japanese or anime...

...like Shrek.

 

[Carl]

Fucking hell does this woman need to complain about everything?

 

[BlazingDarkness]

I think girls are losing this one.

 

[Memento Mori]

"People can play with it, you can pick it up or put it down."


Fun.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Oh snap, the guys fucked up bad.

 

[Memento Mori]

£50K difference. Ouch.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

another loss lmao

 

[Carl]

How did the girls win? Can we fire Siobhan anyway?

Mackayla has to go now surely? Renaming was a main reason for the clusterfuck pitches

 

[BlazingDarkness]

The ‘you’re’ is unforgivable

 

[Mr-Joker]

Oh look at that the boy teams lost, called it from the moment they decided to target the over 60s market.

How did the girls win?

Because they came up with a better robot aimed at where the money was, whereas the Boy's robot pretty much insulted everyone over 60s

 

[theaface]

I like my schadenfreude as much as the next man but Christ alive, it'd be nice to see a team actually perform well and win a task for a change, as opposed to just not lose as badly as the opposition team.

 

[liquidtmd]

If Wii is pronounced Wee

Then shouldn’t Siimon be pronounced “See-Mon”?

 

[Mr-Joker]

It's funny how last season the girls team had a losing streak at the start and with this season it's the boys.

I wonder if that actually happened or is scripted to happen because it makes good TV?

 

[Breakage]

Tuned into this for the first time out of boredom. Those pitches are college-level business studies quality; it's obvious they are deliberately shit for viewer entertainment.

And Michaela looks like an 80s adult movie actress.

 

[Maximus P]

I really did wish they wouldn't edit the show like they do. I can normally guess who's won becuase of the ways it's edited. (they like to edit it like the losing team is winning). It's only when both teams are shit that I can't guess.

It would be interesting to see exactly how much time they had to make up the branding board. Thing looked like something I could whip up in 15 minutes.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Fucking clowns.

 

[Mr-Joker]

I really did wish they wouldn't edit the show like they do. I can normally guess who's won becuase of the ways it's edited. (they like to edit it like the losing team is winning). It's only when both teams are shit that I can't guess.

I dunno, it was pretty obvious which team would lose this week and not once did I feel that the losing team were going to win.

 

[DJMicLuv]

Tuned into this for the first time...it's obvious they are deliberately shit for viewer entertainment.

If you've never experienced the true stupidity of The Cunts in action before you'd be forgiven for thinking that. These fuckers are stupid. By the last few weeks we're usually left with some quite decent Cunts but to start with the noisiest and stupidest amongst them are the ones most eager to prove their cuntiness to the world. It's not just a trick of the camera, or crafty editing, they really are this stupid.

 

[mclem]

I like my schadenfreude as much as the next man but Christ alive, it'd be nice to see a team actually perform well and win a task for a change, as opposed to just not lose as badly as the opposition team.

"A bowl of this / a pirate makes / so have yerself / some Treasure Flakes"

Of all the Apprentice tasks, that's the one that really struck me as a genuinely good performance.

(However... it was up against Pantsman on the other side. So the opposition were shit. But I do think Treasure Flakes was a full, cohesive plan)

I dunno, it was pretty obvious which team would lose this week and not once did I feel that the losing team were going to win.

Thing is, it's not uncommon for tasks where they have a big-ticket item to end up with a result in which neither team sells any of the big numbers, and if that happens then Vitality would have won thanks to their selling of the cheap toy.

 

[Chopper]

What a fucking shambles.

 

[leonemesis]

Fucking cunts.

Ftfy


Joking aside, I´m appaled the girls managed to win, what a shitty presentation, not to mention the constant bickering between the girls. Loved it when Sarah said she couldn´t take it anymore, I know I couldn´t.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Ftfy


Joking aside, I´m appaled the girls managed to win, what a shitty presentation, not to mention the constant bickering between the girls. Loved it when Sarah said she couldn´t take it anymore, I know I couldn´t.

Yeah, the only reason the girls won was because they had a coherent product with some marketing behind it.

 

[naweednrahman]

Probably the worst set of candidates in a long while.