NoRain Narain Karthikeyan - Mr. Vettel you are an unprofessional shameful cry-baby.
sbstnvtl Sebastian Vettel - Ha ha, ancient cucumber called me mister.
wibbah Mark Webber - Aw Seb mate, don't be a dag about the age thing again, Narain's the flamin' same age as meself.
NoRain Narain Karthikeyan - There is really no point Mark, this is the just the kind of rude behaviour unbecoming of a double world champion. It really is just bullying.
sbstnvtl Sebastian Vettel - Ha ha, double world champion, double fingered salute. Idiot.
fernando Fernando Alonso - I'd be careful with that Vettel, rumour has it the FIA are finally going to do something about your finger usage. Two years too late in my opinion.
Horner Christian Horner - I'd just like to clarify that perfect Seb may have been overly stressed during the Malaysian GP, which possibly led to some confusion and the accidental usage of a different finger than usual for his victory salute.
jpm Juan Pablo Montoya - Karthikeyan done getting big respect for his awesome wrecking. He should be stayed in the NASCAR Trucks dude and not the stupid fucking F1's.
mschumi Michael Schumacher - Indeed a great talent lost to the world of redneck oval racing - I believe Karthikeyan didn't even finish in the top ten once for the whole season he was there. Ah well, I suppose NASCAR's loss is our... loss.
NoRain Narain Karthikeyan - Actually Michael, despite the lack of top positional finishes, I was honoured as the 2010 NASCAR Camping World Truck Series Most Popular Driver.
mschumi Michael Schumacher - Probably because you never got in anyone's way... in the one motorsport where your job is actually to get in the way. Congratulations.
NoRain Narain Karthikeyan - On the contrary, it is quite possible to race competitively while allowing other drivers a reasonable amount of space, unlike some people driving in the top F1 teams at the moment. It really is just a matter of fairness and professionalism.
fernando Fernando Alonso - Sorry Karthikeyan, I believe part of being a professional is actually being paid by your employer, so that's a big fail for you.
diResta Paul di Resta - As a member of the Formula 1 elite, I think it is only fair that I should come to Narain's defence. The less talented amongst us should be given the chance to enjoy themselves on track without being harassed by those with the privilege of driving cars which are clearly light-years ahead of the machinery even a top-class driver like me has at his disposal.
mschumi Michael Schumacher - You mean privileged like Perez in his highly advanced magic Sauber?
diResta Paul di Resta - It is quite obvious Michael that if I was in a similar position to Sergio, where absolutely everything went in my favour and everything was down to pure luck, I wouldn't have settled for the 2nd step on the podium.
Perez Sergio Perez - Podium high, Sergio happy on podium.
NoRain Narain Karthikeyan - Thank you for your support Paul, though I'm afraid that despite all protestations, the injustice has already been done, and the clearly biased Malaysian stewards have handed me a 20 second penalty.
fernando Fernando Alonso - I wonder what kind of lunatic could have come to the conclusion that Karthikeyan deserved a penalty?
johnny Johnny Herbert - Here's Johnny! I'll remember every single whiny gripe you sapless sissies utter the next time you stand before me in my stewards lair, and when I'm finished nullifying your existence you'll wish you'd never heard the name Johnny Herbert.