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The hero GAF deserves: GAFman
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Hot Coldman
Banned
-Yeti said:
bitches leave
TacticalFox88
Banned
Jbaired can also be a supervillain...he makes GAFman go ly down.
Metroid Killer
Member
We need Mandrake in here to make another GAF man comic!
Professor Beef
Banned
Oh lordy, I'm in tears after reading that GAFman comic. :lol
RyanardoDaVinci
Member
Only GAFman wields the BanHammer.bluerei said:
The Mods would have ban-weapons/devices of their choice.
My subtlety was not missed! lol3N16MA said:I can keep on seeing this:
It definitely would but I don't have it in me to do one myself; maybe a monthly or bi-weekly.EschatonDX said:
I'm not much good at the story stuff, either.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
GAF man needs to utilize Crushed's meme-generating advice gif.
Sickboy007
Member
RyanardoDaVinci said:
Bish should have a chain called the black snake or something.
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Deleted member 81567
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Is his penis circumcised? :-/
Meus Renaissance
Member
JoniMahoni said:Weakness: GAF-Man can only fly into the sunset!
I think this originates from some fan art prior to Superman Returns. In one of the production diary videos of the film, staff have this image plastered on a wall. Amazingly, it got into the film and became the scene after his resurrection where he regenerates above the skies. It was arguably the best scene in the entire film and the silhouette in the foreground of a sunset made that scene; it was all due to that one fanart.
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Deleted member 81567
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And the divisive blow begins.Sennorin said:
bean breath
Member
That's a mouth? I saw it as a silhouette and his whole face being covered by the mask.3N16MA said:I can keep on seeing this:
weekend_warrior
Banned
Vulcano's assistant
Banned
E3 and the herald that precedes his coming.
RyanardoDaVinci
Member
You're correct.bean breath said:
It's a black shadow, but I was trying to show that he was making that face under the mask.
RyanardoDaVinci
Member
Vulcano's assistant said:
MisterHero
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He is the fastest superhero ever and his speed is measured in FPS
60
FPS
60
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captmcblack
Member
Wallguy could be part of his rogues' gallery.
Seven Force
Banned
This is just... wow. Amazing.Vulcano's assistant said:
E3 and the herald that precedes his coming.
Professor Beef
Banned
Wrote this up quickly, feel free to judge.
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The clear white moon shined in the clear black night over the city as GAFMan sat in front of his computer, preparing to turn on his PC and fire up his PS2 emulator. It was a slow day for crime today, since the only trouble he had to deal with was a derailment. Few lives were lost in the wake of the disaster however, which is something he strives for. Suddenly, the GAF-Phone began to ring, but after a long day of rest, GAFMan wanted nothing to do with crime and proceeded to play one of his all-time favorite videogames.
The GAF-Phone's blaring slowly became louder and louder, and at last distracted GAFMan from his game session. "I'll never finish Godhand at this rate..." he thought to himself as he marched over to pick up the phone.
"GAFMan here, what's the problem?"
"Finally!" Mayor Evilore shouted. "I was busy working on the budget for the search and rescue team, but one of The Necroposter's minions began wreaking havoc in the city!"
GAFMan rubbed his temples; The Necroposter was a villain that was near impossible to bring down, due to the sheer number of followers he has in his employ. "So what did he have his mook do this time, Mayor?"
"It's awful. He began plastering posters of beautiful women all over the city in a violation of our "No Hot Women" law. Can you believe it? I mean, why would you need to do that when you could just go on the internet?"
GAFMan had long questioned how that law had passed. He was even against it, but was willing to help enforce the law any way he could. "Don't worry, Mayor. You can believe in GAFMan."
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The clear white moon shined in the clear black night over the city as GAFMan sat in front of his computer, preparing to turn on his PC and fire up his PS2 emulator. It was a slow day for crime today, since the only trouble he had to deal with was a derailment. Few lives were lost in the wake of the disaster however, which is something he strives for. Suddenly, the GAF-Phone began to ring, but after a long day of rest, GAFMan wanted nothing to do with crime and proceeded to play one of his all-time favorite videogames.
The GAF-Phone's blaring slowly became louder and louder, and at last distracted GAFMan from his game session. "I'll never finish Godhand at this rate..." he thought to himself as he marched over to pick up the phone.
"GAFMan here, what's the problem?"
"Finally!" Mayor Evilore shouted. "I was busy working on the budget for the search and rescue team, but one of The Necroposter's minions began wreaking havoc in the city!"
GAFMan rubbed his temples; The Necroposter was a villain that was near impossible to bring down, due to the sheer number of followers he has in his employ. "So what did he have his mook do this time, Mayor?"
"It's awful. He began plastering posters of beautiful women all over the city in a violation of our "No Hot Women" law. Can you believe it? I mean, why would you need to do that when you could just go on the internet?"
GAFMan had long questioned how that law had passed. He was even against it, but was willing to help enforce the law any way he could. "Don't worry, Mayor. You can believe in GAFMan."
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Wow. Great work on the comic. But what about those dudes who started the Anti-GAF forum? Or the Fuck GAF Twitter? Surely they should be part of GAF Man's rogues gallery?
Professor Beef
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You mean like the Morlocks, but creepier?Snuggler said:
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Professor Beef said:
Costanza as Callisto?
blame space
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i think it's pikminGreen Scar said:
Fimbulvetr
Member
So, do we already have a villain called Strawman?
Because that seriously needs to happen.
Because that seriously needs to happen.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Fimbulvetr said:
Fuck. Good idea.
RyanardoDaVinci
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Using MYE's drawing as a guide, I did a quick sketch and gave bish some more appropriate weapons:
I recall bish is into hockey, right?
I also have no idea how to draw chains.
I recall bish is into hockey, right?
I also have no idea how to draw chains.
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