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Trump commemorates Cinco de Mayo with a special message to constituents

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Corpekata

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This is something like a dumb character could say on Veep and the writers would shoot it down as being too unrealistic.
 

Pedrito

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Look at all the trophies behind him. Seems like a very succesful guy. He should be in charge.
 

Netherscourge

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"Mexican's love me. They're going to love me when I'm president. We'll have a huge fiesta and MEXICO will pay for it!"

 

Sub_Level

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He is shitposting ironically in real life.

This is what happens when a meme becomes real, folks.
 

Tranqueris

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Right now I am just waiting for him to say "The Blacks"
I think he says "The African-Americans" now.

I really am surprised it doesn't say "I love the Hispanics."
Don't worry, he already said that two days ago.

Trump said Tuesday that his campaign was going to have "unbelievably great relationships with the Hispanics," and that "the Hispanics have been so incredible to me." Trump has spent his campaign pledging to crack down on illegal immigration, build a border wall and deport millions.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-makes-moves-for-the-hispanics
 

MadLaughter

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1. Pandering
2. Not on the menu at Trump Grill
3. Least authentic Mexican food I've ever seen
4. Narcissistic
5. Small hands or giant fork
6. No way he ate that
7. Celebrating Cinco De Mayo by saying how good your own product is?
8. The taste of food at his grill is his best proof that he 'loves hispanics'?
 

NealMcCauley

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I was under the impression taco bowls were more of a tex mex thing but oh well who gives a fuck anymore.
 
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"I love Hispanics!" or "I'm just like your Abuela"

Stupid pandering fuckers.
Not that it would matter to you, but that abuela thing was likely a decision made by some low lever staffers without Clinton even being told about it.
 

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Classic Trump dealmaking at its finest:

+ all the same stuff as a burrito or tacos
+ easier to eat/don't have to use your hands
+ not messy or soggy
+ plus you get the crispy fried shell > some soggy tortilla
 

Hexa

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What's funny is that Trump was actually incredibly successful at pandering to the religious right by being ridiculously obvious about it. Some how saying stuff like "My favorite book is the Bible" and "I'm a great Christian" somehow actually worked. I guess he's going to be trying the same strategy with other demographics during the GE.

He is shitposting ironically in real life.

This is what happens when a meme becomes real, folks.
Never underestimate the power of meme magic.
 

ivysaur12

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I'm sure they have daily specials/make whatever Trump wants.

Also, the worst part about this is none of these gotcha moments will matter at all. There's going to be something like this daily.
You're right. There's a special today for taco bowls at the cafe outside the grill. Sad!
 

BiggNife

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I was under the impression taco bowls were more of a tex mex thing but oh well who gives a fuck anymore.
I am almost certain they are a tex mex thing

This is like if he went to Olive Garden and ate that grotesque chicken parm lasagna thing and tweeted "I Love Italians!!!"
 

The Lamonster

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What's funny is that Trump was actually incredibly successful at pandering to the religious right by being ridiculously obvious about it. Some how saying stuff like "My favorite book is the Bible" and "I'm a great Christian" somehow actually worked. I guess he's going to be trying the same strategy with other demographics during the GE.
Going for that Dumb Vote
 

Arkeband

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1. Pandering
2. Not on the menu at Trump Grill
3. Least authentic Mexican food I've ever seen
4. Narcissistic
5. Small hands or giant fork
6. No way he ate that
7. Celebrating Cinco De Mayo by saying how good your own product is?
8. The taste of food at his grill is his best proof that he 'loves hispanics'?
Lol, perfect summation of this "news".
 

HStallion

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So is he going to be eating Matza Ball soup and latkas on Passover and say he loves the Jews? This pandering is basic as it fucking gets.
 
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