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[FinKL]

hey, anyone else excited for The Division?

I WAS excited for Rainbow 6 Siege

 

[Asd202]

Holy shit.

Did they outsource the PS4 version or something?

To whom? First year programing students?

 

[Menome]

You know...I'm suddenly perfectly okay with Beyond Good & Evil 2 being on hiatus.

 

[BananasWithGuns]

Is this confirmed as a PS4 only issue?

I probably would have picked this up later down the line on XB1 during a sale or something but if this is what they're trying to sell then...

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Not related (I presume), but the Uplay made me laugh. I mean, of course it's in there, they stick in it all their games now. But it still caught me off guard, because...it's Tetris.

Sad part is, I expected it to appear while watching them wait for the main menu to load.

Holy shit, I can't believe that sentence.

 

[Amir0x]

To whom? First year programing students?

I'm sorry but even first year programming students can put out a better running Tetris game.

 

[Sou Da]

Why is Tetris connecting online to get to the menu?

Why the fuck does Tetris have the exact same menu design of every Ubisoft game?

 

[SheHateMe]

I'm so angry. Ruined one of my favorite games of all time.

Fucking Ubisoft.

 

[Wasp]

That splash screen

U...bii....so........*loading*....ft

Reminds me of Turtles in Time Re-Shelled where even the Ubisoft logo animation was riddled with screen tearing.

 

[Shaneus]

It's cool guys. All they have to do is reduce the amount of blocks on screen to fix the frame rate.

Blocks appear out of nowhere a la Unity.

 

[CaptainTiptop]

Almost as bad as IGN's video player.

I won't get my hopes up for the Vita port.

 

[Omnipunctual Godot]

Don't worry, everyone. It's just a feature of the Animus.

 

[Black Republican]

what game is he talking about anyways

 

[prag16]

Good God. I'd be frightened to see how a Wii U port of this game runs, based on Ubi's track record in that department.

 

[AlphaTwo00]

To whom? First year programing students?

first year students can do better. High school students can do better. Must be primary/elementary kids by this point, and even then I'd expect them to be able to do it.

 

[Biker19]

Tetris is a very CPU bound game and as you know PS4 can only have 98 dancers, less than PS3!

There's no fucking way that PS4 can't handle a game as simple as Tetris. No. Fucking. Way.

WHAT!?

They must be doing this on purpose.

They had to somehow.

 

[Hot Coldman]

You know...I'm suddenly perfectly okay with Beyond Good & Evil 2 being on hiatus.

It'd be another tower climbing game anyway.

 

[MrBali]

I really thought this was a joke thread. Next up: PONG by Ubisoft is criticized by constant frame stutters.

 

[XxRampage07xX]

hey, anyone else excited for The Division?

Not anymore. Gotta edit the anticipated games list

 

[Raticus79]

I'm curious to hear what the issue was here. It reminds me of an old PC with a bad driver problem.

 

[Soulflarz]

How do you manage to do this.

 

[Cerity]

 

[Morrigan Stark]

To whom? First year programing students?

Pretty sure I know programming students who can program Tetris way better than this, lol

OMFG xD

 

[I Want Your Cat]

I was hoping this would be a game that you could play snapped. But if they can't get it running with full power, then all hope is lost!

 

[cakely]

QUICK get them to port "pong" and see what happens.

 

[ghostjoke]

Next up, Pong. Do it Ubi. I have faith you'll find a way to mess it up.

QUICK get them to port "pong" and see what happens.

damn you by one minute!

 

[Savantcore]

Oh man, wasn't expecting anything that bad. Ridiculous.

 

[fargofallout]

Not related (I presume), but the Uplay made me laugh. I mean, of course it's in there, they stick in it all their games now. But it still caught me off guard, because...it's Tetris.

I had that same thought. But I assume they'll try to sell you some sort of microtransactions, or give you Uplay points, whatever those do.

 

[Godcannon]

 

[deoee]

LOL!

What video was this again?

 

[bananafactory]

hahhaha perfect.

 

[mp1990]

You know...I'm suddenly perfectly okay with Beyond Good & Evil 2 being on hiatus.

Fuck,now you scared me. Someone have to take BGaE away from Ubisoft now,i can't even imagine how much they would fuck up the game.

 

[Amir0x]

There's no fucking way that PS4 can't handle a game as simple as Tetris. No. Fucking. Way.

I'm sorry are you an expert Biker19? PS4 has a shit CPU that could barely even run PONG properly, it is known. I'm exaggerating for effect but the truth is Sony tried to save money and now they're paying for it. Ubisoft has proven they're a very capable company in the past so no reason for them to fail at Tetris.

 

[Floridian]

More accurate. The last version was way too cinematic for Ubisoft to accomplish.

 

[Bedameister]

I hope they're not making a new Pong Game. Who knows how much they would fuck this up

 

[ExitPlanetDust]

Got this last night, didn't have any of the issues they're having. Pretty sure there was a launch patch though.

Yeah, my wife and I played for over an hour last night and experienced none of the issues in the IGN video.

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

Wow, that is rough.

 

[Talamius]

I'm sorry are you an expert Biker19? PS4 has a shit CPU that could barely even run PONG properly, it is known. I'm exaggerating for effect but the truth is Sony tried to save money and now they're paying for it. Ubisoft has proven they're a very capable company in the past so no reason for them to fail at Tetris.

After this, I'm very confident that Ubi could fuck Pong up.

 

[Palculator]

Brilliant. Actually fooled me for a second.

 

[Gunstar Ikari]

Wow, great job.
Due to Ubi getting exclusive Tetris rights on console in the west, we'll never get PuyoPuyoXTetris

I doubt that we'd get it anyway. We're approaching ten years since the last English-language Puyo Puyo game; Sega doesn't give a rat's ass about releasing anything overseas.

 

[The Cowboy]

I thought it would be bad from the title, but not bad enough that i actually thought my browser had frozen - just WOW.

 

[fargofallout]

Hahahahaha, perfect.

 

[koutoru]

Animating different colored blocks is too hard.

 

[The Silver]

Read the thread title and literally said "how?" out loud.

 

[GulAtiCa]

How. How? How!

 

[Jawmuncher]

Watching that video you would think Tetris is the most complex game to ever grace the PS4. So much so the PS4 can't even handle it.

 

[Gandalf]

Unbelievable.
I was thinking about purchasing it on PS4 too as my dad is a big fan. I'll wait until it's fixed.

 

[BitterSidekick]

At this point, you really need to have a talent to do something like that.

Speechless.

 

[Matrix XII]

R.I.P the division. Can't even run Tetris right.

First thing I thought of when I read this.