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[Trojita]

He can lift around 20-25 tons.

Also if he is in Black run for your life

Now I have that scene from the 90's cartoon when he yells "SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKER" stuck in my head.

 

[Archpath1]

Radio active spider - gamma infused- strong as hulk?

Since both share radio activeness

Until hulk gets super pissed

 

[Mr. Poolman]

Honestly I would be far more scared of a "quiet" Spider-Man than of a pissed off Iron Man.

 

[spookyfish]

He built a miniature arc reactor and a robotic suit from missile parts, gtfo. A mid-teen making webshooters is hardly weird.

Stark is just that good, man.

 

[diaspora]

Lol.

EDIT: Also:

Damnit.

 

[super-famicom]

He can lift around 20-25 tons.



Now I have that scene from the 90's cartoon when he yells "SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKER" stuck in my head.

Get back here Shocker! Shockeeerrrrr!! You can't escape me! I'll chase you to the ends of the Eaaaarth!!

 

[Slayven]

Honestly I would be far more scared of a "quiet" Spider-Man than of a pissed off Iron Man.

Reed richards and spider man are the 2 that would make me shit my pants

 

[diaspora]

Reed richards and spider man are the 2 that would make me shit my pants

Depends on who's writing mad Reed. The butchering of The Maker is sad, but such is 1610.

 

[Trojita]

Get back here Shocker! Shockeeerrrrr!! You can't escape me! I'll chase you to the ends of the Eaaaarth!!

That voice lmao.

 

[Blade30]

Reed richards and spider man are the 2 that would make me shit my pants

Nah

 

[super-famicom]

That voice lmao.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMk-HPBF6Mw

 

[Renekton]

Speaking of 90s animated Spider-Man, he stated he has trouble lifting a Volkswagon car.

https://youtu.be/NvQrEhlacmk?t=2m25s

 

[Maintenance]

I had the same reaction as OP a few weeks ago when I found out about it, dude is strong as fuck and I never heard of that.

 

[Trojita]

Nah

The Hulk will just kill you, likely instantly. Spiderman and Reed Richards will make you wish you were dead.

 

[TheBlackMarvel]

Speaking of 90s animated Spider-Man, he stated he has trouble lifting a Volkswagon car.

https://youtu.be/NvQrEhlacmk?t=2m25s

Dude had trouble connecting with a punch, of course he had trouble lifting a car lol.

 

[Slayven]

Dup

 

[Blade30]

The Hulk will just kill you, likely instantly. Spiderman and Reed Richards will make you wish you were dead.

They were talking about whom they would be most scared of and if you see this hulk just looking at you then.. well make sure you are at least wearing brown pants.

 

[Mudcrab]

Nah

I mean if you gave me a choice between Hulk smash! and letting Reed Richards decide my fate, I'm going with Hulk every time.

 

[diaspora]

Hulk is an instant death kind of guy. Spider-man would just break my bones and pull my face off.

 

[hamboner]

So what are the must read spiderman runs before my free month of marvel unlimited runs out?

 

[Mr. Poolman]

Nah

Facing the Hulk would be like acepting my destiny, close my eyes and wait for the inevitable.

Facing Reed Richards would be scary as I don't know what is going to happen to me, my alternate versions and posible futures. The man can truly mess you up.

Facing quiet Spider-Man would be like trying to run for your life from a predator who is faster than you, stronger than you, smarter than you, and wants to make sure you never intend to lift a finger against him again in the history of ever.

 

[TheBlackMarvel]

So what are the must read spiderman runs before my free month of marvel unlimited runs out?

All of them.

 

[diaspora]

So what are the must read spiderman runs before my free month of marvel unlimited runs out?

The Gauntlet, Grim Hunt, Spider-Island, Superior Spider-Man, Spider-Verse

 

[Blade30]

Facing the Hulk would be like acepting my destiny, close my eyes and wait for the inevitable..

So you are just cool and calm? The very fact that you would face Hulk (who gets serious) is the scariest thing I could imagine.

 

[Rooster12]

Is "Superior Spider-Man" worth reading? it sounds kinda cool

It's trash. Laughably bad.

You find out Kingpin has a body double who stays in the basement playing video games and eating fried chicken all day long.

Shit, I'd rather read Crapdell's Teen Titans over that.

So what are the must read spiderman runs before my free month of marvel unlimited runs out?

Kraven's Last Hunt
Death of Jean DeWolff
Carrion Saga
Original Hobgoblin Saga
How Green Was My Goblin

 

[diaspora]

That's honestly one of the least weird things about Fisk.

 

[Mr. Poolman]

So you are just cool and calm? The very fact that you would face Hulk (who gets serious) is the scariest thing I could imagine.

As a Supermonkey, I'm ready to face my death everyday. And if I'm stupid enough to piss off the Hulk, I think I deserve what is coming my way.

 

[MagnaderAlpha]

I usually have a problem when characters(be them comic book characters, video game characters, yadda yadda) become too strong. Spider-Man isn't that bad. I think I'm more peeved at how blown up to ridiculous proportions Marvel's made Magneto over the years. When a writer thinks it is a good idea blow a character up to be capable of doing anything and everything with their powers, either you dial it back or just give up on being a writer. Overpowered characters are my least favorite types of fictional characters.

 

[Johndoey]

Nah

No Hulk might kill you, sufficiently aggravated Parker and Richards would torture you then leave you to die.

Edit: Wait you have a Berserk avatar, it's like being Griffith or just dying. I chose dying.

 

[Slayven]

Comic Magneto is amazeballs

 

[diaspora]

Post-AvX Magneto was pared back wasn't he?

 

[BKatastrophe]

It's trash. Laughably bad.

You find out Kingpin has a body double who stays in the basement playing video games and eating fried chicken all day long.

Shit, I'd rather read Crapdell's Teen Titans over that.



Kraven's Last Hunt
Death of Jean DeWolff
Carrion Saga
Original Hobgoblin Saga
How Green Was My Goblin

Like, if you wanted to showcase how trash you think that run is, Kingpin having a fat body double is hardly the example to use.

Comic Magneto is amazeballs

Street justice Magneto is terrifying

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Post-AvX Magneto was pared back wasn't he?

Yeah, he could still manipulate smaller objects and stuff but was nowhere near as powerful as he was in his prime.

 

[rrc1594]

Superior Spider-Man is forgettable

 

[BKatastrophe]

Post-AvX Magneto was pared back wasn't he?

A bit but it turned out Dark Beast was pulling a Cassandra Nova and using nano-sentinels, which made Cyclops, Emma, and Magneto's powers all wonky. Magik kinda? Her situation was a bit unique.

Dark Beast died and then everyone was back to full-power. Or close to it.

 

[diaspora]

A bit but it turned out Dark Beast was pulling a Cassandra Nova and using nano-sentinels, which made Cyclops, Emma, Magik, and Magneto's powers all wonky.

Fucking nanomachines. Every time.

 

[Tenck]

I keep reading these comic pages right-to-left. I'm so ashamed of myself.

The worst is when manga is supposed to be read from Left to right and you don't figure it out immediately.

 

[Blade30]

The worst is when manga is supposed to be read from Left to right and you don't figure it out immediately.

These are most likely korean manga (manhwa).

 

[PSqueak]

When a radioactive spider bit him.

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[Johndoey]

Magical radioactive spider.

 

[Rooster12]

Like, if you wanted to showcase how trash you think that run is, Kingpin having a fat body double is hardly the example to use.

A fat body double who plays video games all day long.....

I'm not discounting the fact that he can have a body double, but at least that dude should be sort of bad ass right?

If you think that's so cool just imagine if they put that shit in Daredevil season 3....I'm sure people will love it.

 

[JakOfTheShadows]

Since the pros are in here this should be the right place to ask. I remember seeing a panel posted here that looked like it was set in some end of world scenario in the future where there was only one hero and/or mutant left still fighting. I think I remember that person being Spider-Man I could be wrong though. Anyone have any idea what I'm talking about and where it is from?

 

[TheBlackMarvel]

Since the pros are in here this should be the right place to ask. I remember seeing a panel posted here that looked like it was set in some end of world scenario in the future where there was only one hero and/or mutant left still fighting. I think I remember that person being Spider-Man I could be wrong though. Anyone have any idea what I'm talking about and where it is from?

Sounds like Spider-Man:Reign to me.

 

[PsychBat!]

It's trash. Laughably bad.

You find out Kingpin has a body double who stays in the basement playing video games and eating fried chicken all day long.

My bullshit senses are tingling.

Did I just see Slott's SpOck get called trash. Nah.

 

[Bonta Kun]

It's plainly explained at the beginning of Superior Spider-man. Peter ALWAYS holds back. Even when fighting dudes that are equal to him, because if he were to punch someone with all his strength, their heads would explode.

Otto basically did that to Scorpion there, IIRC.


How about the Japanese Spider-man, who has the most powerful Giant Robot ever?

Yep, pretty much this.

 

[Parallax]

Reed richards and spider man are the 2 that would make me shit my pants

Get torn apart slowly while he shits on you non stop about personal shit, ot get your molecules scattered across the known universe while somehow still being conscious and feeling pain. At least with the latter ill still have my self respect

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Because the movies let him appear weak as shit.

You mean the movies where he stops a train with his webbing without getting his arms torn off? Or catches a cable car full of falling children with one hand? Or stops an entire wall of a building from falling on Mary Jane? Those movies?

 

[BKatastrophe]

A fat body double who plays video games all day long.....

I'm not discounting the fact that he can have a body double, but at least that dude should be sort of bad ass right?

If you think that's so cool just imagine if they put that shit in Daredevil season 3....I'm sure people will love it.

A) I didn't say I thought it was so cool. Didn't even say I thought it was great. Just said it wasn't so bad or ridiculous to use as your prime example for your platform of Superior being trash.

B) We literally never see THAT body double in action. He's a body double, which means he pretty much exists as a tool. That tool was "get killed and left behind so people think Kingpin's dead." They may as well have outright stated that. Do you require silver-age tier dialogue?

 

[Jack Remington]

Ock as Spiderman > Parker as Spiderman. They should have let Parker stay gone.

 

[Stallion Dan]

He got so strong when the writing got so bad. Is the problem with comics, someone thinks it's cool for a character to lift a train or something, and just glosses over the fact he can never struggle to lift anything smaller again. Then next time a train is too small, so gotta go bigger, and gloss over lifting a train will never be a struggle again. Stuff I read growing up he had the strength of a few men combined, lifting a car would be about the limit.