Darko
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Halycon said:And you guys still don't get it! Does everyone have Darko on ignore or something?
I posted it twice, and so did someone else. I guess they are ignoring it :lol .. oh well.
Halycon said:And you guys still don't get it! Does everyone have Darko on ignore or something?
:lolBlackMage said:guys, i don't think this is funny. People have recently died
echoshifting said:Man what is going on here? I assume that White Man is legitimately hurt despite the weird forum wars.
Anyway here's my own cane, I think it's pretty slick:
BlackMage said:guys, i don't think this is funny. People have recently died
Gaborn said:Too bad Shiggie doesn't have mods backing him for his joke threads. (Of course in that case a mod changed the thread title to reflect reality)
BrandNew said:He got banned for using tinyurl.
Gaborn said:Too bad Shiggie doesn't have mods backing him for his joke threads. (Of course in that case a mod changed the thread title to reflect reality)
Althane said:Like, "Oh my god the blinding agony is forcing me to shit my pants as I stand up in pain?"
Or
"Wow. That's funny, I am completely unable to stand up due to my leg no longer functioning like that"
?
BlackMage said:guys, i don't think this is funny. People have recently died
Hitokage said:
"Unlike that Arod feller, they only claimed White Man to be mostly dead."
Nothing in the FAQ on tinyurl?BrandNew said:He got banned for using tinyurl.
White Man said:Day 1 felt like I twisted it. Nothing serious.
Day 2 it felt like it was going to buckle backwards when I stood up.
Day 3 it was concerningly painful but I could still walk.
Day 4 I couldn't stand or walk. Had to crawl to the bathroom. Pain was so bad that I could not sleep.
CRUSHED said:Titles: Breaking News: NeoGAF Moderator Struck Down in Young, Sexy Prime
SEATTE, WA- Tragedy struck today as White Man, moderator for "Neo Gee-Ay-Eff-Believe-dot-com Forums" was felled by a painful leg injury. Fearing imminent loss of his ability to give footjobs, Mr. Man immediately contacted one Drinkard J. Crow, a close associate and on-and-off life partner, to shuttle him to a hospital.
Upon arrival, Mr. Crow immediately dumped the gimp to use the death building's Wi-Fi and communicate with good posters on a superior message board. White Man, losing consciousness and his erection, was rushed into the ER for emergency examination of his boo-boo. Fearing the dreaded knee-AIDS, a "specialist" dressed as a janitor recommended surgery. White Man was immediately anesthetized with a block of frozen stool samples, and immediate draining of his totally grody knee began.
After the initial incision was made, it was discovered that the fluid in his knee was actually backed-up semen. Having no more room in his stomach, the dick-custard had metastasized within his knee; doctors consider this to be a side-effect of the time White Man spent on his knees. The specialist then drank the fluid for research purposes, and closed the incision with some spit and a gum wrapper. No infection was found.
Mr. Man, having no health insurance, is now living in an alleyway, where he regularly services Mr. Crow to pay for his medical bills. Doctors warn that his will likely lead to a repeat of semen-on-the-knee.
echoshifting said:Man what is going on here? I assume that White Man is legitimately hurt despite the weird forum wars.
Anyway here's my own cane, I think it's pretty slick:
CurseoftheGods said:Here's the press release, btw:
Father_Mike said:well you're answering serious questions. Did they say anything else about youy blood pressure?
White Man said:Day 1 felt like I twisted it. Nothing serious.
Day 2 it felt like it was going to buckle backwards when I stood up.
Day 3 it was concerningly painful but I could still walk.
Day 4 I couldn't stand or walk. Had to crawl to the bathroom. Pain was so bad that I could not sleep.
Well he's right, nothing funny about a lame in-joke.Calcaneus said:This thread is fun and all, but it seems asshole-ish to dump on Gaborn for not finding it very funny.
Hitokage said:Words to note: knee, pain, agonizing, hospital, surgery, bionic
Words to ignore: died, amputation, reaper
Suburban Cowboy said:I almost went blind today. But then i followed through with the blink and was able to see again
They're amputating his leg.Duck Amuck said:What steps are they taking to get it down right now?
JBuccCP said:RIP
Also what is the stars? I typed in all the banned sites listed in the FAQ and came up blank.
Father_Mike said:one of the mods should change the thread title to "Whiteman RIP: confirmed by poster inside"
GAF has a proud history of double standards. Last year I was banned for 6 months for making a harmless pun (though, probably in poor taste) about the death of someone whom nobody here has likely ever known or heard of. There is no consistent standard here about what is out of bounds and what is fair game, so I don't think that complaining about it in this thread can do much of anything other than make you a victim.Gaborn said:Too bad Shiggie doesn't have mods backing him for his joke threads. (Of course in that case a mod changed the thread title to reflect reality)
CurseoftheGods said:That was all Crushed.
echoshifting said:Man what is going on here? I assume that White Man is legitimately hurt despite the weird forum wars.
Anyway here's my own cane, I think it's pretty slick:
http://i40.tinypic.com/156fy45.gif
Trurl said:GAF has a proud history of double standards. Last year I was banned for 6 months for making a harmless pun (though, probably in poor taste) about the death of someone whom nobody here has likely ever known or heard of. There is no consistent standard here about what is out of bounds and what is fair game, so I don't think that complaining about it in this thread can do much of anything other than make you a victim.
So hey, you hear about Matsuno?Duck Amuck said:
:lol :lolChichikov said:http://i39.tinypic.com/xng56c.jpg
Oh shit, I guess it's more literal than I thought.
Only Todd Palin and his magical snow machine can save us now!
Gaborn said:And facing potential amputation. You kinda forgot that part. But again, it's your forum, your decision making. I don't have to like it, I just have to live with it.