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My favorite porn star is Jenni Lee. People think I'm nuts because she's usually put in the "milf" category (even though she's not that old...she just looks older than she is). But my god, the woman just does it for me every single time.
My favorite porn star is Jenni Lee. People think I'm nuts because she's usually put in the "milf" category (even though she's not that old...she just looks older than she is). But my god, the woman just does it for me every single time.
She's not "weird" looking (though she has strange looking tits), but "in a world with Stoya, Melanie Rios, and Tori Black, what the fuck is wrong with you?". Dunno...they don't do it for me as much, though I know they're much better looking.
First one to say Lily Cole and mean it wins.
It's only weird because I never found Amy Poehler cute or hot until she was on Parks and Recreation, I never thought she was unattractive, but a lot of the roles she's had haven't really given her a chance to be likable.
Oh, and Elisabeth Moss too.
She's infuriating.I'm a sucker for:
Maya Rudolph - crazy funny
how is this weird?
Nigella Lawson can cook my sausage for me whenever she wants to. Lord knows I'd smash.
"I just missed your heart."
Sarah Silverman
I suppose Rachel Maddow.
I've also had a thing for Taylor Swift for some reason.
The girl on the right is really cute. Who is it?
Also, as someone posted her earlier, I'll second Tina Fey. That episode of 30 Rock, where "The Hair" turns out to be her cousin, dat cleavage.
That's wierd, her eyes look hot in that pic, they usually look like Arnie at the end of Total Recall.It's Kristen Schaal apparently, she just doesn't look terrible when you put a wig on her. Her natural appearance though gives me nightmares.
It's Kristen Schaal apparently, she just doesn't look terrible when you put a wig on her. Her natural appearance though gives me nightmares.
I knew it was only a matter of time before someone says Lena. But yeah, I have a crush on her too.Lena Dunham
Bryan Cranston
Actually 4 have. For even more boners.So far in this thread two pornstars have been mentioned, I looked them up and now I have new pornstars to look at.
Boner completed.
That's not Kristen. It's two cosplayer's playing two of her characters.
Ah, I was going to say. The one on the right is cute as hell.That's not Kristen. It's two cosplayer's playing two of her characters.
Half of these aren't even "weird". :/
My first ever crush was on Miss Piggy. I guess I was a furry with really bad taste when I was four.
My first ever crush was on Miss Piggy. I guess I was a furry with really bad taste when I was four.
Dat sausage legs.
- Jessica Darlin
Both of 'em.
Kevin Shields and Bilinda Butcher
I've always had a small crush on Sue Perkins, I know she gay, but I like funny women.
It's only weird because I never found Amy Poehler cute or hot until she was on Parks and Recreation, I never thought she was unattractive, but a lot of the roles she's had haven't really given her a chance to be likable.