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[darkangel-212559]

For the lols.

I 1000% would not.

 

[Birdo]

No. But I'd let a sex doll fuck me.

 

[Whitecrow]

Nah. Never.
As much as it may resemble a human body, is lacking the human warmth and interaction.

Not a fan of soulless encounters.

 

[Doczu]

OP, you fishing for "yes" or "already did" answers?

 

[Mista]

Nah, not that desperate.

 

[T-Square]

Yes, if i could afford it

 

[JimiNutz]

Erm, it's just a sex toy, right?

I don't see how it's much different than masturbating except I get to cum in some plastic rather than on the floor/my chest/some socks etc.

I think it's only weird if you think you're in some kind of relationship with it. Otherwise it's just plastic around your dick rather than your hand.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[PSlayer]

yes

 

[AnotherOne]

No. I'd rather jack off.

 

[Richard Packer]

Only if she was motorized.

 

[MayauMiao]

If she's like Curie from Fallout 4 with cute French accent, yeah why the hell not.

 

[MetalAlien]

Cherry 2000 or no deal.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Yep, I have no shame and I'll also have peace and quiet afterwards.

 

[Thaedolus]

Erm, it's just a sex toy, right?

I don't see how it's much different than masturbating except I get to cum in some plastic rather than on the floor/my chest/some socks etc.

I think it's only weird if you think you're in some kind of relationship with it. Otherwise it's just plastic around your dick rather than your hand.

Exactly how I look at it. Would I use a sex toy? Sure, if it felt good/better than jerking off with nothing. It's not like I'm in love with an inanimate object, I'm married, but also having a kid took the real woman out of the picture for months while she recovered. Having a sex bot could've made that whole situation way easier to endure.

 

[The Elite]

Sure, why not.

 

[GymWolf]

No, but i have a cheap inflatable one with woman clothes in my room. (Standing against a wall)

It was a joke gift for my 18 birthday many years ago and i decided to keep it as a funny room ornament.
People laugh his ass off when they see her

And no, she has no name...

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Would a sex doll fuck you?

 

[GamingKaiju]

If it was one of those robotic ones that vibrates on me then hell yea.

Just don't go on the second hand market for one though.

 

[Gargus]

It would have to be some kind of detroit become human level stuff because just banging a hunk of plastic doesnt sound interest me really.

 

[Rentahamster]

Y'all aren't above fucking your hand, but a sex doll is a bridge too far?

Gimme dem plastic tiddays, I say.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

$2000+ sex dolls hell yeah! Inflatable ones.... Hell no.

 

[Noboru Wataya]

there are VERY few things on this planet I wouldn’t fuck.. yes.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I’m pretty stupid foolish with money. I can honestly say I’ve never even thought about this topic before.

 

[iconmaster]

The wife would strenuously object. There's some ambiguity around the word "would" here. Are you asking whether it could ever happen, or whether I'd wish to?

 

[Tesseract]

eh ~ mankind

nike sex doll commercials will be good

'discover your nut'

 

[synchronicity]

Sure, why not.

Pros and cons to everything. One solid pro is that when I'm done, I could just stick her in a closet. Seems pretty low maintenance.

 

[SpartanN92]

Only if it looked like this.

 

[Barnabot]

Let's see.

hmmmmmmm

Nope.

 

[ZeroZeroQuatre]

Can't wait to see all those Reddit threads and 4chan pics that we'll have in 10 years :
• TIFU by cumming into a coconut sex doll
• Mushrooms growing from the jizz rag sex doll
• AITA for grounding my 12 yo daughter because she wants to buy sex toys doll online and being mad at my wife because encourages it?

The future.
So exciting.

 

[darkangel-212559]

OP, you fishing for "yes" or "already did" answers?

Shit!

I'm found out!

 

[haxan7]

I stopped using any kind of fleshlight/vaginal sleaves after I developed chronic testicle pain.

I don't trust them to not give me an infection of some sort. I don't care what it's attached to.

 

[Halo is Back]

Would a sex doll fuck you?

She doesn’t have much choice

 

[cryptoadam]

Would a sex doll fuck you?

Probably in Soviet Russia....

 

[Ellis]

I fucked one of those cheap blow-up dolls on a stag do in my early twenties. I had brought back some lovely young lass to the hotel but she was more wankered than I, so I just went to town on the doll.

I cut my penis. Those seams are fucking sharp.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Depends on the sex doll.

When they start moving in a few years, I'd really consider it...

 

[Nymphae]

eh ~ mankind

nike sex doll commercials will be good

'discover your nut'

How did you miss the obvious "Just do her"

 

[Godzilla Emu]

Let's see.

hmmmmmmm

Nope.

ROFL.

Just think, some dudes actually boned that plastic floaty pool toy because they had no better options. Times were tough in 1970s



...Welcome to 2019 though:

Now > fast forward time to 2035: If you could 3D print that at home, as a teenage young man, what would you choose? I know what I would choose as a 2030s teenager. Western birth rates are low now (thanks to militant feminism) but they're going to flat line in fifteen years time.

Spoiler

If you're going to invest in anything right now, invest in petfood companies because there are going to be, a lot of lonely, crazy, cat ladies in the future.

 

[Nymphae]

I don't see how it's much different than masturbating except I get to cum in some plastic rather than on the floor/my chest/some socks etc.

I think it's only weird if you think you're in some kind of relationship with it. Otherwise it's just plastic around your dick rather than your hand.

You cum on the floor? Get some kleenex and some self control man

Yes the time honoured tradition of shamefully using one's hand to gratify oneself in times of need is really no different than proudly using a multi thousand dollar, corpse-like, barbie doll bacteria trap that must be kept standing in a closet when the landlord is doing a unit inspection.

 

[The Pleasure]

Let's see.

hmmmmmmm

Nope.

Now that's a fine lady.

 

[Galaed27310]

I honestly would not. got a fleshlight a couple years back and only used it a couple of times before getting rid of it. rather the real thing lol

 

[Stilton Disco]

Realistically no, and I'm pretty sure my wife would absolutely not be cool with that, but given the massive strides made in how these things look in recent years, im not sure I wouldn't want to give it a go.

 

[Nymphae]

How does one heat this thing up before use anyway? You give this thing a warm bath before you fuck it every time? Wouldn't it always feel like fucking a cold and unconcious person otherwise? Hot.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Wouldn't it always feel like fucking a cold and unconcious person otherwise? Hot.

Don't you kink shame me!

 

[bronk]

Nah. Never.
As much as it may resemble a human body, is lacking the human warmth and interaction.

Not a fan of soulless encounters.

The swamp donkeys I pull at the bar feel like soulless encounters to be honest.

 

[Javthusiast]

If a company would send me one of them real dolls that cost an arm and a leg, sure, but on my own spending so much on them? No.

 

[Sub_Level]

Fuck yea I would.

 

[Starfield]

I'd rather have real pussy

 

[Tesseract]

this is why you go to church

 

[Helios]

Would a sex doll fuck you?

Too real, bro.