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[Sakura]

Sure why not
Probably as close to the real thing as I'll ever get

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

This makes me wonder if some of my image replies only work on Chrome but fine

Baka
A2 is 306 lbs
Therefore 2B is fat

 

[MetalAlien]

If they ever get them to look and act real I wonder if they will have to regulate them.... based on age...

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Deleted member 738976]

2B is fat

In all the right places.

 

[autoduelist]

If they can't consent, wouldn't that make it rape? And if you didn't have to hold them down, wouldn't that take all the fun out of it?

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Hand over those trigger emotes, i earned 'em

 

[Deleted member 738976]

If they can't consent, wouldn't that make it rape? And if you didn't have to hold them down, wouldn't that take all the fun out of it?

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Hand over those trigger emotes, i earned 'em

Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to delete this.

 

[autoduelist]

Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to delete this.

Needs a mouthhole.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Fuck yea I would.

Well given the option of a kamodo grill or a silicon doll, I think not getting 3rd degree burns would be a plus.

 

[Deleted member 738976]

Needs a mouthhole.

Nice try but it was built with state of the art anti-rape technology that makes it impenetrable.

 

[Foamy]

How does one clean these bitches afterwards anyway?
Garden hose in the driveway?
Soapy test tube cleaner?
Maybe drop it off at your dry cleaner?

 

[autoduelist]

Nice try but it was built with state of the art anti-rape technology that makes it impenetrable.

I see 2 eyeholes. Sharing is caring,

 

[haxan7]

Slide her a $20 on the counter and wait for the real magic to happen

 

[NikuNashi]

I think in a few centuries every man will, I think prostitution will be replaced with robot chick hotels.

I would love to be around to see it though, as 'some' women obviously take advantage of mens uncontrollable natural desire for sex. Once that can be serviced in other ways as well if not better then we will see an interesting re-balance of the dating scene.

 

[brap]

Are you still an incel if you have sex with a sex doll?

 

[E-Cat]

Are you still an incel if you have sex with a sex doll?

Does it pass a Turing Test? If not, yes.

 

[JimiNutz]

You cum on the floor? Get some kleenex and some self control man

Yes the time honoured tradition of shamefully using one's hand to gratify oneself in times of need is really no different than proudly using a multi thousand dollar, corpse-like, barbie doll bacteria trap that must be kept standing in a closet when the landlord is doing a unit inspection.

I mean cumming on the floor was kind of a joke although sometimes it is fun to spray it all over the floor (not my own floors obviously) and marvel at the sight of my little swimmers thrashing around on the cold hard floor.

My point was that it's all masturbation and so it really isn't much different than using your hand. Just because using your hand is traditional it doesn't make it any better or worse. In 10 years fucking robots and dolls will probably be more common.

 

[darkangel-212559]

I think you’re touching on a key point here that hasn’t been raised in the discussion yet.

I watched those documentaries about the guys who buy these dolls. It takes the place of a real partner, giving them simulated emotional intimacy that they’re otherwise unable to get.

The fucking it is secondary. For those guys, the feelings they have for the doll outweighs the physical limitations. Or so it seems to me.

How do you get emotions from a lifeless, soulless object though?

Some people pay prostitutes for the 'girlfriend experience' to get some resemblence of emotional satisfaction I get that in a way, even if it is all a performance from the woman.

But this can't talk or pretend or anything.

 

[Fushitsusha]

No, never.

 

[Richard Packer]

Are you still an incel if you have sex with a sex doll?

Yes you are.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

 

[llien]

For starters, since dolls cannot consent, it would be a rape.
So the question should be reworded as "would you sexually assault a doll", you rapists!

But that being said:

FuckU-FuckMe. Changing the feel of communication.

FuckU-FuckMe(tm)....does it work?

FuckU-FuckMe(tm) at http://www.fufme.com/ claims it's like the real thing...anyone ever try it out? This could be a great way to "experiment" with other women without getting in trouble...eh? oh...hell, just tell your wife to suck it and get an online hoe...

arstechnica.com

 

[haxan7]

How do you get emotions from a lifeless, soulless object though?

Some people pay prostitutes for the 'girlfriend experience' to get some resemblence of emotional satisfaction I get that in a way, even if it is all a performance from the woman.

But this can't talk or pretend or anything.

I can't go through the video in-depth because I'm at work, but here is one of the things I watched a while back where the guys talk about their lives with their RealDolls.

 

[Nymphae]

For starters, since dolls cannot consent, it would be a rape.

I just watched the live action Ghost in the Shell last night. I'm reminded of the line when the Major is about to have her mind wiped and she's saying she doesn't consent, and the doctor says "We don't need your consent"

 

[davepoobond]

only if it is self-cleaning

 

[synchronicity]

I love the "no weirdos" requirement. lmao Seems reasonable.

 

[Godzilla Emu]

I fucked one of those cheap blow-up dolls on a stag do in my early twenties. I had brought back some lovely young lass to the hotel but she was more wankered than I, so I just went to town on the doll.

I cut my penis. Those seams are fucking sharp.

 

[interactivemonodrama]

only if it gives me a written consent

 

[Corrik]

I'd probably try it if I had the option. Not going to spend money to try it though. Seems interesting for very lonely people out there.

 

[Tesseract]

fuck that doll

 

[Rya.Reisender]

I'm too lazy to clean up afterwards. Already the reason I don't have a fleshlight.

Maybe once the AI is so good that they act like real humans and can go wash themselves.

 

[NeilH1982]

Sure, why not. Probably hotter than half the real women I've had sex with....

 

[Nymphae]

Sure, why not. Probably hotter than half the real women I've had sex with....

Yet cold to the touch. Honestly I never thought about that before this thread, of course over the years I have considered if I would fuck a sex doll or not, and generally I always thought yeah why not.

But I can't get around the logistics - this is a cold human shaped piece of rubber that you need to clean out after you masturbate in it, and I still can't think of a good way to warm the thing up for use each time other than drawing it a bath. Are you seriously going to want to hot bathe a doll before masturbating (or fuck a cold lifeless doll)? You're going to need to soak it, then bring it out and dry it, fuck it, and then clean the damn thing out again immediately (or later you sick fuck).

Way too much work for masturbation. The only way I can see this being viable is if a company has cyber brothels and are taking care of everything except you coming in and fucking the doll.

 

[xrnzaaas]

Only if my partner came up with the idea of a sex doll threesome, but I don't think she's into that.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

here is the best song ever about fucking an inflatable doll



"i blew up your body
but you blew my mind"

 

[NeilH1982]

Yet cold to the touch. Honestly I never thought about that before this thread, of course over the years I have considered if I would fuck a sex doll or not, and generally I always thought yeah why not.

But I can't get around the logistics - this is a cold human shaped piece of rubber that you need to clean out after you masturbate in it, and I still can't think of a good way to warm the thing up for use each time other than drawing it a bath. Are you seriously going to want to hot bathe a doll before masturbating (or fuck a cold lifeless doll)? You're going to need to soak it, then bring it out and dry it, fuck it, and then clean the damn thing out again immediately (or later you sick fuck).

Way too much work for masturbation. The only way I can see this being viable is if a company has cyber brothels and are taking care of everything except you coming in and fucking the doll.

I'm talking purely from a hit it and split it perspective,. Would I fuck a sex-doll once ? Sure, it'd be an interesting experience. Would I prop one up in my closet for regular use ? Fuck no, I'd imagine it to be a lifeless experience and way to much hassle to replace simple masturbation.

 

[Dontero]

Find me doll which also would work , clean, cook and i am in.

 

[JimiNutz]

If you came home to the sound of your wife screaming and moaning while a giant cyber dick pounded her relentlessly, would you feel like you'd been cheated on?

 

[Tesseract]

me running toward moaning to show you god does exist

 

[Thabass]

Seeing as how I can't even get real pussy. I'd probably have to settle for something.

 

[haxan7]

If you came home to the sound of your wife screaming and moaning while a giant cyber dick pounded her relentlessly, would you feel like you'd been cheated on?

Hell no. That would be hot

 

[IntentionalPun]

NeoGAF 2030 Thread

"Would you fuck a bio girl?"

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Hell no. That would be hot

 

[ConnorDuffy1977]

No.

 

[pramod]

Sure, why not? But for me the problem is owning a sex doll. Where would you hide it if you want to still be seen as a "normal" person?

Also I've always been creeped out by mannequins, I would have to find one that looks more cartoony and less mannequin-y.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

Nah, they dont look like anything I would....

...um, I was not expecting this at all.

 

[silentz]

 

[darkangel-212559]

Wow. This thread certainly got popular you naughty naughty bastards!

Keep em coming!

 

[Dacon]

 

[royox]

I fucked a glove before so...why not?