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Shirtless FF League |S5| When in doubt, Gronk it out

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Dutch Gronk

Banned
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Welcome Shirtless Heathens! Finally the new OT this beautiful Fantasy League deserves! After the botched draft from last night, we're going to try again! With old and new faces and shirtless torso's joining us, we're going all in! Time to get shirtless, party hard and celebrate our One-man Wet T-shirt contest legend Rob Gronkowski!

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THE SQUAD
In draft order (DRAFT IS SEPTEMBER 5th AT 3 PM EST

1. Ubertag - The Pro, does this for a living but still has only won once
2. Dutch - The man, the myth, the legend. Some call him "The worst commish since Goodell".
3. Kave - 8-8 is the dream. 8+8=16. We have 16 teams in this league. Browns win the Super Bowl confirmed.
4. Fox - Jets fan, not a fan of hands free drafting whilst driving.
5. Rando - In-house doctor, for when the shirtlessness and extreme disrespect becomes too much
6. BG - Suggested Yahoo, nuff said.
7. Chuckddd - New face, some say he forced himself in, must be the Steeler inside him.
8. Larry - Shirtwearing usurper, probably deservedly so after last night, but let's remember we did an offline draft because of him...
9. Floyd - #DicksOutForHarambe
10. Act striker - Also tried to NWO the league, also probably right.
11. Sanjuro - Ol' Reliable, looks like Bledsoe.
12. Chris - A dolphins fan to replace legend TheDarkestRed. Has a lot of cats.
13. Minx - Pretty sure he hates me after last night, good thing he's banned.
14. Wes - Probably considering a Brexit from this league after yesterday, but still in a jolly good spirit.
15. Eleuin - Packers fan, trying to fill the Greg filled hole in our heart. Bringing an Eddie Lazy sized effort.
16. Bread - Bae-d, sleepless in Seattle if you know what I mean.

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History

Highest single fine price - $1.000.000 for Greg

Highest score in a game - 149.84 in week 3 of Season 1 - Actstriker
Lowest score in a game - 27.50 in week 10 of Season 2 - Chan
Highest team score in a season - 1303.44 in Season 1 - BlackGhost
Lowest team score in a season - 911.76 in Season 1 - Sanjuro

Most defenses drafted in 1 draft - 3 - Frenchie
Most saltyness over not getting a player they really wanted - tie- Dutch Goddell with Gronk, Snes with Doug Martin
Worst idea regarding the draft - Larry suggesting an offline draft.

Most 'Hunger Foul' Trophies in a season - 3 - Milchjon
Best start to a season - 7-0 - Season 1 - Wrayfield
Longest winstreak (regular season) - 8 - Blackghost
Hottest chick (decided by multiple polls) - Emma Stone
Greatest TE to ever play in the NFL - Rob Gronkowski
Handsomest man ever - Tom Brady
Best commish - Dutch Patriot
Worst draft - Season 5 Shirtless League

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Former Champions

Season 1 - Godslay with his Jerry Jones Gloryholes
Season 2 - Ubertag with his Long Island Broskis
Season 3 - Darkest Red with his PeyPey the Pipers
Season 4 - Rando14 with his Rando14 (worst name ever)

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Hall of Fame
Wrayfield
Milchjon
Darkest Red
Snesfreak
Godslay (RIP)
Greg



Link to the greatest league in the world
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/847662

(Non-Shirtless members are free to post here if they wanna talk about fantasy football in general, just wanna hang out, have any questions about manscaping, workouts or pugs)

Season 1 - Shirtless FF League |S1| Shirts are for squares.
Season 2 - Shirtless FF League |S2| Revenge is a dish best served Shirtless
Season 3 - Shirtless FF League |S3| #GronkGronk #ScaredShirtless #BornShirtless #Drake #NoShirts
Season 4 - Shirtless FF League |S4| I've just got to keep on drinking! - Robert James Gronkowski
 
UberTag

UberTag

Member
Wow... thread #5. Never thought I'd see the day.
You did a respectable recovery job here, Dutch.
Now I'm going to really feel bad about drafting Gronk #1 overall instead of indifferent.
 
M

Milchjon

Member
I'm eating a Snickers on my break (how fitting, I learned from all these Hunger Fouls) and giggling like an idiot reading the OP.


The memories!
 
D

Dutch Gronk

Banned
UberTag said:
Wow... thread #5. Never thought I'd see the day.
You did a respectable recovery job here, Dutch.
Now I'm going to really feel bad about drafting Gronk #1 overall instead of indifferent.
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I can reset the draft three times.

And can just delete the league and do it over and over again.
 
R

rando14

Member
We did it!!

Hmmmm I see a snide remark about my (lack of) Team name for last year... oh well I can only regain respect by winning it all again this year!!
 
E

Eleuin

Member
I think the redraft messed everything up for grades

Its still reporting I drafted 1st with all the players ubertag drafted


Also the cpu gave me 2 kickers smh
 
B

BlackGhost

Banned
The day one ranks are pretty worthless. I think it's based on the initial rankings before preseason and everything. Theirs better ways to view team projections, that are adjusted. Haven't logged in via PC let so can't remember what they are

Edit: I think power rankings might be one, I think that's what Fox is looking at
 
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BaltimoreLarry

Member
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Your champion is here. I won the draft. Somehow, in a 16 team league, I put together a squad that would be the envy of an eight teamer. Let me bless you all with some real draft grades.


The Classy Dudes AAA+ Gold Star S-class 🔥🔥🔥
Eddie Lazys F
Garapollo Island F
Trust The Prosies F
Hugh Let The Dogs Out F
8-8 Believe! F
Battle of Tannehill F
ANIMU ANIMU ANIMU F
Sir I Sack Newton F
Harambaes F
Fay Rarmer F
Long Island Broskis F
Win It For Greg F
Golden P F
Bledsoe's Bunch F
GRONK GRONK PARTY F-

I also can only assume that while I was away, Dutch was deposed and I was unanimously elected to take his place. I accept, and bow down.
 
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FloydtheFathead

Member
rando14 said:
I dont know what to offer :( It's just for a backup QB so it cant be too much right...?
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Vincent Jackson? Or do you have something else in mind?

BaltimoreLarry said:
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Your champion is here. I won the draft. Somehow, in a 16 team league, I put together a squad that would be the envy of an eight teamer. Let me bless you all with some real draft grades.


The Classy Dudes AAA+ Gold Star S-class 🔥🔥🔥
Eddie Lazys F
Garapollo Island F
Trust The Prosies F
Hugh Let The Dogs Out F
8-8 Believe! F
Battle of Tannehill F
ANIMU ANIMU ANIMU F
Sir I Sack Newton F
Harambaes F
Fay Rarmer F
Long Island Broskis F
Win It For Greg F
Golden P F
Bledsoe's Bunch F
GRONK GRONK PARTY F-

I also can only assume that while I was away, Dutch was deposed and I was unanimously elected to take his place. I accept, and bow down.
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:jnc
 
D

Dutch Gronk

Banned
Larry is such a bitch.

Josh Gordon and RGCLEGEND are gonna take me to the promised, bacon scented land.



New draft grades!!!!
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K

Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
I see you Yahoo. Putting myself, BG and Rando near the bottom.

It's okay this won't ruin our bond!!
 
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