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[Gordon Shumway]

..........is that Mike Myers?

Yes

 

[icespide]

I'm gonna laugh/cry when all these reviews sound like the typical hyperbole but then it delivers

It sounds like I will literally be sobbing in my seat during this airport fight because it will be too awesome to handle

I'm probably gonna start balling as soon as spidey show sup

 

[Red]

I'm probably gonna start balling as soon as spidey show sup

Bawling?

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I'm gonna laugh/cry when all these reviews sound like the typical hyperbole but then it delivers

It sounds like I will literally be sobbing in my seat during this airport fight because it will be too awesome to handle

Spoiler

and the idea that that scene is the biggest scale fight in the movie, followed by much more personal stakes...sounds too good to be true

I am happy about that structure as well.

 

[phanphare]

Yes

well then..

:uts head back in sand::

 

[The Hermit]

I'd watch it

Everyone would

Vision in a suit is enough reason to watch.

 

[Apharmd]

i'm scared

what if this is all hyperbole

the movie can't possibly be this good

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I'm probably gonna start balling as soon as spidey show sup

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Just when I think my hype can't possibly get higher...

I'm so glad I get to see this tomorrow. My heart couldn't take the wait.

Spoiler

I'm too excited about getting tickets. I should really stop bragging lest karma slap me down.

 

[BronsonLee]

I'm just going to masturbate in the theater

Spoiler

there now everyone shut up

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

Bawling?

Crying.

 

[Eggbok]

I'm probably gonna start balling as soon as spidey show sup

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

http://www.cinemablend.com/m/reviews/Captain-America-Civil-War-69827.html
May have slight spoilers but gave it 5 out 5 stars.

That comment on the film's climax sounds promising.

 

[Maxim726X]

but BB > TDK tho

Nope.

Nope nope nope.

 

[GreekWolf]

Finally, we actually get a decent Spider-Man movie

:runs

 

[inky]

I'm just going to masturbate in the theater

Spoiler

there now everyone shut up

Balls out or bottomless popcorn trick?

 

[BronsonLee]

Balls out or bottomless popcorn trick?

I'm just going to show up naked and see if anybody can tell

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

Finally, we actually get a decent Spider-Man movie not made by Sam Raimi

Fixed.

 

[inky]

I'm just going to show up naked and see if anybody can tell

Ah, so you are pulling a Mystique. Cool cool cool.

 

[Bronx-Man]

I'm probably gonna start balling as soon as spidey show sup

You gonna try to dunk on the dude with the biggest hops in the MCU? Good luck.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Finally, we actually get a decent Spider-Man movie

For the first time in twelve years.

Spoiler

I haven't seen the Amazing films, I should probably watch the first.

 

[phanphare]

Finally, we actually get a decent Spider-Man movie

:runs

^this guy

this guy knows what's up

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Finally, we actually get a decent Spider-Man movie

:runs

Run into my arms cuz I got you bro

Spidey has yet to reach even a fraction of his full potential on film, sm2 is the only time he ever came close

MCU Spidey will put all others to shame

 

[Sou Da]

Goddamn I forgot about the cool shit he did in costume.

 

[Houndi101]

Marc Bernardin ‏@marcbernardin
#CaptainAmericaCivilWar is, as we used to say, all that and a bag of chips. Much more much later, but above all, everything feels EARNED.

He's the co-host of used-to-be-fat Kev Smiths Fatman on Batman and a journalist for Los Angeles times

 

[Bronx-Man]

I will not stand for this Raimi slander. This buffoonery will not be tolerated.

 

[TRios Zen]

I'm showing up 2 hours early for tomorrow's screening and I better get in damnit!

May is too damn far away to see this.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

I will not stand for this Raimi slander. This buffoonery will not be tolerated.

I agree.
Send the Spider-Slayerd after these traitors!

 

[Slayven]

I'm just going to show up naked and see if anybody can tell

Shut up old man

 

[Zeyphersan]

I'm showing up 2 hours early for tomorrow's screening and I better get in damnit!

May is too damn far away to see this.

I'm showing up four hours early

 

[Anth0ny]

i dreamed last night that I saw the movie and spidey was in it for like 15 seconds total

stupid dreams stop being stupid

 

[Pai Pai Master]

They filmed this stupid movie in my city and I couldn't get screener tickets

I feel like there's some sort of massive injustice happening here

You all suck!

 

[icespide]

I'm showing up four hours early

same

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

i dreamed last night that I saw the movie and spidey was in it for like 15 seconds total

stupid dreams stop being stupid

Spoiler

Peter Parker is killed off by terrorists ten minutes in.

same

You're too transparent with your avatar quote baiting.

 

[TRios Zen]

I'm showing up four hours early

I would if I could but work screwing things up as usual.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I wish I could show four hours early. But work schedule plus DC traffic makes that impossible. Hopefully two-ish does the trick!

 

[Bronx-Man]

Spoiler

Peter Parker is killed off by terrorists ten minutes in.

We're just having some fun with the character.

 

[icespide]

Spoiler

Peter Parker is killed off by terrorists ten minutes in.

You're too transparent with your avatar quote baiting.

haha. I really am getting there 4 hours early. I get avatar quoted so damn much

 

[RastaMentality]

The waiting in line wouldn't suck as bad if they didn't keep that you weren't getting in until the last possible moment. My friend was in a pretty good place in line for BvS but got fucked because so many people joined groups before they went in.

They should at least tell people at a certain place in line that you're most likely not gonna get in. They also reserve half the theater with 5-6 rows for special winners.

 

[Toa TAK]

I'm just going to show up naked and see if anybody can tell

That's just wroooooong.

 

[Cuburt]

Most accurate portrayal of Spidey playing Basketball ever!

Take that ASM.

 

[PadWarrior]

Lol!!!

 

[GAMEPROFF]

So any big reviews? Everyone loves it? It is the second Winter Soldier?

 

[PadWarrior]

So any big reviews? Everyone loves it? It is the second Winter Soldier?

Go back a page I posted a review

 

[icespide]

So any big reviews? Everyone loves it? It is the second Winter Soldier?

just one so far which apparently broke embargo. embargo is up in about 4 hours

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Come on people, break the damn embargo some more! It's a slow day!

 

[Cuburt]

I wish I could show four hours early. But work schedule plus DC traffic makes that impossible. Hopefully two-ish does the trick!

DC gets the last laugh.

#supportDCtraffic

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

When specifically does the embargo lift, anyway?

 

[Pai Pai Master]

When specifically does the embargo lift, anyway?

4 hours

 

[icespide]

When specifically does the embargo lift, anyway?

2PM Pacific