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Flat-Earthers Have a Wild New Theory About Forests (The Atlantic)

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driggonny

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Sounds like a pretty cool premise for a jrpg world...

Wait, they think there's a "flat-earth" dome atmosphere? How does that make any sense?
 
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Piecake

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Sounds like a pretty cool premise for a jrpg world...

Wait, they think there's a "flat-earth" dome atmosphere? How does that make any sense?

Your problem right there is assuming that the things people say and believe in need to make sense. Some people are just nuts.
 

Media

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That would involve making someone else watch an hour and thirty minute video of anger inducing bullshit though.

Only a true sadist would ask this of someone.


So, imma put the task on Mandrake. :)

I like where you're going with this.
 

Capitan

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I'll be honest, i love this shit. it's fascinating to see what lengths people go through to delude themselves. taking the scientific method and trying to use it backwards instead- having a conclusion and trying to pull evidence out of the air to support it.

Sounds like a pretty cool premise for a jrpg world...

Wait, they think there's a "flat-earth" dome atmosphere? How does that make any sense?

if I recall, there is a very tall wall of ice around the earth keeping it in.
 

Grizzlyjin

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I'll be honest, i love this shit. it's fascinating to see what lengths people go through to delude themselves. taking the scientific method and trying to use it backwards instead- having a conclusion and trying to pull evidence out of the air to support it.



if I recall, there is a very tall wall of ice around the earth keeping it in.

I bounce back and forth between being fascinated in the same way as you and being incredibly frustrated. I've watched like every episode of that Unsealed: Alien Files and Conspiracy Files show on Netflix. I honestly think people that believe all this stuff process information differently. They ignore what doesn't confirm their whacky belief and make up science to confirm it.

It shares a lot of similarities with the people that talk about gang stalking, who almost certainly are having paranoid delusions but are encouraged to believe in that stuff because of the misinformation they find online created by people with the same issue.
 

Par Score

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I suppose eventually people are going to start coming out against gravity. I mean you can't even see that shit.

Yes. Flat Earthers.

According to the most widely accepted and mainstream Flat Earth theory, gravity does not exist, the world is simply accelerating upwards at a constant 9.8 m/s2.
 

Staccat0

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I work with a conspiracy nut. He says videos like this make the rounds be used the government wants to make REAL "skeptics" look bad.
 

Lucreto

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They might have got the idea for playing Dragon Quest Heroes.

The yggdrasil tree seem like what they are talking about.
 

shaowebb

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100 km trees? So those trees were growing IN SPACE.

Its only 62 miles to space. 100 km = yo where the fuck is all the air?
 

Casimir

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Christ, the lack of mental health care needs to be addressed. This is dumber than "ghosts are real, I heard a creaky noise in my home once!"
 

Piecake

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Christ, the lack of mental health care needs to be addressed. This is dumber than "ghosts are real, I heard a creaky noise in my home once!"

This is obviously made by a guy who isn't American. Dude is Crimean. Wacko conspiracy theorists exist everywhere.

Woops. For some reason I thought you had America in that quote. Maybe I need to get my mental health checked out, lol
 

Windam

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Have any of you that are ridiculing this have any "proof" that hasn't been manufactured by the governments to tell us this is wrong? You don't because your "science" is based on lies fed to you from a young age, generation after generation.
 

luoapp

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Obviously I didn't read the piece, but can someone tell me why on the flat Earth, The Atlantic spent some much time and effort on it?
 
So how do they explain the massive logging industry, or the fact that almost every house is built from copious amounts of wood. Seems like a giant waste if trees aren't the abundant resource they claim they are.
 

louiedog

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So why are these stumps all flat on top? Was the cataclysmic event that caused the deforestation massive axes flying through space?
 

Noirulus

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Water drops are spherical, and water makes up 70% of the earth so that means earth is a sphere and isn't flat. Checkmate, flat-earthers.
 
I mean. Their proof is pretty much irrefutable that trees used to be huge af.

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Goodness.

Oh, thanks. I was picturing taller trees and thought "OK yeah I could see a belief in taller trees. I mean certain species of animals have evolved to become smaller due to scarcity so I can see this claim." But no, that screen grab is just, nope.
 

Not just mesas—ordinary mountains are contrasted with the shattered, splintered remnants of trees; the Giant’s Causeway in Ireland is revealed to be a petrified organic structure, because (we’re told) cooling lava simply does not assume these shapes. There is no such thing as a mountain; there is no such thing as inert rock. Everything we walk on was once living wood, the mountain ranges were once tremendous forests reaching up to the stellar canopy, providing a link between humanity and the celestial spheres. The earth was really flat. But some malignant power cut all these trees down using vast machinery, and ever since then they’ve been gouging into the corpse of the earth, mining the dead trees for precious minerals, carving deep quarries that we, in our ignorance, call gorges and canyons (you can see the monstrous tracks leading away from Antarctic valleys); we think they’re natural, we even think that the traces of our destruction are somehow beautiful.

You know what flat earthers have made? A really cool fantasy setting. Imagine a world where people discover that the earth is flat; that there is no universal law of gravitation, but rather everything works on mystical Platonic geometry; that we are held to the ground by the eternal acceleration of the whole world as it hurdles through the void; that the oceans are held in by Antarctica and that no one has ever survived a trip far into the frigid land beyond the circle of the known world; that the whole geology of the earth consists of ancient fossilized megaflora; that all those giant trees died thousands of years ago and no one knows why.
 
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