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April Wrasslin' |OT| 2017 Season Premiere

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Zach

Member
These new glasses give me a headache and I think my right eye is always straining a little bit secretly because it's out to get me and now I'm gonna have to call the eye people again, aren't I?

God dang it.
 
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Caderfix

Member
No one should've posted after Menome until Seph decided to do WHAT HE IS PAID FOR and confirmed the schedule for GWF3.

You guys messed up.

Zach said:
These new glasses give me a headache and I think my right eye is always straining a little bit secretly because it's out to get me and now I'm gonna have to call the eye people again, aren't I?

God dang it.
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Maybe not, it takes a while to actually get comfortable with using glasses. For how long have you been using it? Is it something you use all the time or just when you're going to read or something like that?
 
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Sephzilla

Member
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GWF 3: Sports-Entertainia
Date: Friday, April 28th, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla

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Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear -- images of strange and powerful forces. But of all the forces in the universe, the two most powerful -- Zach Hogan! And the Ultimate Menome! -- prepare to explode!

Filth Champion versus Purity Champion. Nickname versus no nickname.

It's the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!! IT'S GWF THREEEEEEEE!!!

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Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster

FlammableD and ShadowSwordmaster kickoff the Sports Entertainiest event in Sports Entertainment with a high powered singles match! Who will gain footing and make a statement in the bigger GWF standings?!
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Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay

Will Earthworm Jim be able to stop the young buck of GWF, Mahonay?
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GWF B+ Championship
Tall4Life vs Korly

After stumbling attempting to contend for the GWF World Championship, Tall4Life sets his aspirations and Super Bowl Punch towards the undefeated Korly and the GWF B+ Championship. Who's betta than Korly? Tall4Life hopes it's him.
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GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH

Six men compete in an over the top rope Battle Royal to decide who will contend for the GWF B+ Championship at GWF4!
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Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask

The boss is back and looking to pick up his second win in GWF. The ultimate upper case B player, imBask, hopes to stop the law in its tracks.
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GWF Tag Team Championship
klonere & Heroman (The New Japan Express) vs Bronx-Man & Ithil (The Just Friends)

The New Japan Express is back on track and is hoping to claim the GWF Tag Titles. The Just Friends are looking to remain undefeated tag team champions in their first defense of their titles!
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Singles Match
Hasney vs DMczaf

After demanding a match at GWF3, they got it! Will WrassleGAF's #1 Shooter be able to stop BROKEN Hasney!?
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Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

After the controversial finish at GWF1's Pre-Show, Syder and Kornflayx square off one more time to settle the score. This time there will be no controversy as the rule book has been thrown out the window for this match.
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GWF World Championship Fatal Four Way Match
Menome vs Zach vs FallingEdge vs Beefy

The championship match shakeup heard round the world! A heated online exchange between Zach and Beefy ended in a challenge being thrown down which resulted in the GWF Front Office merging the Zach/Menome and FallingEdge/Beefy bouts into one gigantic main event! If Zach or Menome capture the gold, their tag teams become #1 contenders. The purity versus filth slogans are still on the line! And if FallingEdge or Beefy win they control their own championship destiny going into GWF4! Anything can happen in the GWF!
 
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imBask

Banned
The ultimate upper case B player, imBask, hopes to stop the law in its tracks.
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that's false boss, I'm not looking to stop anyone from getting over! I'm just happy to be here, as long as the fans are happy i'm happy
 
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Zach

Member
Caderfix said:
Maybe not, it takes a while to actually get comfortable with using glasses. For how long have you been using it? Is it something you use all the time or just when you're going to read or something like that?
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I got them on Friday. I'm told it's a pretty low prescription or whatever and they'll probably need a tweaking or whatevz. D:

And I'm supposed to be able to use them at all times if I so choose, but I only really need them for night driving and stuff.
 
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Zach

Member
What worked?

And have I made an MS Paint for this show yet or what?

Oh wait! I did my favorite MS Paint ever to hype this thang! And you didn't even include it, Sephzilla?! Dead to me.
 
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Caderfix

Member
Zach said:
I got them on Friday. I'm told it's a pretty low prescription or whatever and they'll probably need a tweaking or whatevz. D:

And I'm supposed to be able to use them at all times if I so choose, but I only really need them for night driving and stuff.
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Yeah, I had to use glasses a few years ago (not anymore) and it took me a couple weeks to stop feeling what you described. I was using it most of the time, as I spent half of those days staring at a computer and the other half studying. If it's not too bad and going to the doctor is too out of hand, maybe you should stick to it for another week.
 
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Zach

Member
Caderfix said:
Yeah, I had to use glasses a few years ago (not anymore) and it took me a couple weeks to stop feeling what you described. I was using it most of the time, as I spent half of those days staring at a computer and the other half studying. If it's not too bad and going to the doctor is too out of hand, maybe you should stick to it for another week.
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Eh, the eye doc I go to is like two blocks away from my work, and I can pretty much walk over there whenever I want soooooo... I'll probably have them take a second look.
 
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Beefy

Member
Zach said:
Eh, the eye doc I go to is like two blocks away from my work, and I can pretty much walk over there whenever I want soooooo... I'll probably have them take a second look.
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Zach going to the "docs" just before his GWF match is pretty dodgy.
 
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Sephzilla

Member
GWF Observe This Brother said:
Now that he's been linked to both #FantaGate and #GlassesGate, GWF Superstar Zach is starting to draw comparisons to WWE star Neville in the "how has this guy not failed a wellness test?" department. GWF has not commented on the matter.
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!!!
 
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sibarraz

Banned
miserable said:
I remember Nakamura showing up at a K-1 event and talking trash to Bob Sapp I think, saying how wrestling is the superior sport. I didn't know who he was at the time but it was pretty funny.
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This was in that infamous era on NJPW where Inoki had his massive MMA boner and tried to put his pupils against real fighters.

He killed Yuji Nagata credibility by making him fight against cro cop and fedor who squashed him in 15 seconds
 
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