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[RionaaM]

He forgot to end it with "xoxo". What an idiot.

 

[Figboy79]

I don't like what Obama wrote. It almost sounds too Presidential. Uppity even.

Trumps is straight to the point and really illustrates the man within. I wonder if he wrote it with crayons.


Anyway, all I can do is shake my fucking head in embarrassment. Fuck, I miss Obama. Like, it's understandable to have differences when a new President takes over from the previous one, but holy fuck, the complete lack of class, tact, and empathy, not to mention an inability to express himself eloquently is staggering. I'm surprised he didn't slip in a "butter emails," just to wrap things up nicely.

Dude is an embarrassment and a disgrace.

 

[Staccat0]

For some reason Trump reminded my friend of this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YKe0Fw0JGQ

Edit: I originally said me, but it's my friend's joke. God forgive me.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

It's a goddamn field trip for this guy, showing his face to get course credits or something.

 

[Psychotext]

This is pitiful, shameful.

What an intellectual colossus.

 

[Ether_Snake]

He forgot to add some hashtags!

 

[- J - D -]

Well this is definitely gonna make the rounds in the late night talk show circuit! What a clown!

 

[Nepenthe]

Don't know why people are shocked. He got elected on being an idiot because the whole election was about a self-insertion fantasy for right-wingers.

 

[Twilight Princess]

feelsamazingman
wtf donald?

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

I wrote on a high school friend's yearbook "I dont have much to write right not but see you next year!" I guess Trump wanted to write the same thing.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Need to see the picture to really appreciate this

what a clown

GWB

 

[BajiBoxer]

Trump's not capable of empathy.

 

[Kyzer]

so amazing + will never forget

 

[Bold One]

He speaks, writes, tweets and thinks like a 14-year-old girl.

 

[thecouncil]

wait. donald trump is a bonehead!?

 

[VeryGooster]

Reads like something Homer would write.

Not Iliad's Homer.

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

So Amazing

Never Forget

 

[Dr.Acula]

Does he mean " will never forget," or, in referencing his friends, mean "[we'll] never forget?"

 

[pantsmith]

GWB

I mean its not much, but it says a lot with a little. Definitely a lot more class.

 

[UnluckyKate]

I'm surprised he didn't use the words tremendous and bigly. Trump doesn't have it in him to write something like Obama did.

I bet he doesn't know how to spell tremendous

 

[Hale-XF11]

Trump's not capable of empathy.

This can't be said enough, especially in light of his budget proposal to slash medicaid and food stamps for the sick and poor.

If that doesn't make him an evil person, I don't know what does.

 

[scorcher59]

Now all we need is a newspaper headline sayin' "Prez sez: school is for losers"

 

[Aske]

Sorry, 6 pages and I need someone to explain: the last letter of his name is "p", yes? So why has he ended his signature with t/d/h/l/b (can't tell which)?

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

American President in 2028:

"No Mercy to Enemies of Israel. I love you!"

 

[Fritz]

It's almost the same thing he wrote at his formal reception.

Dead.gif

Likes: sunshine, steak, hanging out with friends

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

Should have just put "Trump Wuz Here!" Or "For a good time call 1 555 BIG HORSE and ask for Mike."

 

[Sean C]

That's short, but of suitable gravity.

 

[PeskyToaster]

This was also found scribbled into the Resolute desk

 

[Pankratous]

Haha, fuck sake.

 

[Steejee]

GWB's is at least respectful, even if a bit weak for the president of the united states.

I wonder if we'll ever have an intelligent, thoughtful GOP president again? Or are we doomed to the worst of the worst becoming president after 8 year stints by Democratic presidents who had to pick up the pieces of their predecessor?

 

[Waddle Dee]

ALL OF MY FRIENDS

I'm at work and I keep thinking about this and having to stop myself from laughing.

Same. Christ.

 

[electroshockwave]

I mean had Andrew Jackson been a little later you wouldn’t have had the Holocaust. He was a very tough person but he had a big heart. He was really angry that he saw what was happening with regard to the Holocaust, he said “There’s no reason for this.” People don’t realize, you know, the Holocaust, if you think about it, why? People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Holocaust? Why could that one not have been worked out?

.

 

[pixelation]

"The casualties were almost as yuge as my electoral victory, which was very big, some say the biggest"

It's sad that i can definitely imagine him saying just that.

 

[BFIB]

"What a long strange trip it's been...."

 

[Demoskinos]

I... I can actually find something salvageable here.

Yeah Beiber's comments seem well meaning at least just....bad choice of words. Trump comments don't even begin to come close to recognizing how significant and horrible an event the museum is based off of.

 

[Brandon F]

I mean its not much, but it says a lot with a little. Definitely a lot more class.

Agreed. At least the focus wasn't on GWB in those three words.

 

[Brandon F]

Sorry, 6 pages and I need someone to explain: the last letter of his name is "p", yes? So why has he ended his signature with t/d/h/l/b (can't tell which)?

His attention span is so poor he even trails off when signing his name.

 

[rothgar]

“PS: To living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and fucking like porn stars.”

 

[johnsmith]

the response from Trump's new press secretary

 

[digdug2k]

Is this the first solid proof we have that he's not illiterate?

 

[drspeedy]

.

[Snip]



This is from an AI quote generator, right?

RIGHT?

 

[BobTheFork]

He left out "Have a great summer!" It reads like the inside of a teenager's year-book.

I was expecting a simple "RHTS!"

Raise Hell This Summer was what you got in your book from people that didn't want to sign it.


I didn't keep my old yearbooks.

 

[Man Called Aerodynamics]

GWB

Still better. Trump's reads like a high school yearbook greeting, even his handwriting is childish.

 

[Boy Wander]

Trumps sounds like something he came up with off the cuff. Obama's sounds like something someone handed him to write.

 

[rucury]

Trumps sounds like something he came up with off the cuff. Obama's sounds like something someone handed him to write.

He tells it like it is! So relatable.

 

[the-pi-guy]

Er did he sign his wife's name too or does she just have the exact same style of signature?

I think her signature is a lot more legible. I can actually read it.
His signature looks like he put in like 5 extra humps for his last name.

 

[Boy Wander]

He tells it like it is! So relatable.

Not necessarily saying it's a good thing. You know that feeling you get when a birthday or leaving card comes round the office? It reminds me of that.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Not necessarily saying it's a good thing. You know that feeling you get when a birthday or leaving card comes round the office? It reminds me of that.

Nah, Trump is just not that smart. Did you see the nearly identical writing from his welcome reception or something?

It's all about him and his friends.

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

He tells it like it is! So relatable.

Seriously. There really is no bar low enough for some people, they love to defend idiocy.

 

[adamsappel]

First to sign your crack!