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[pottuvoi]

Trials Fusion.
Yeah, not doing too good.

 

[Humdinger]

Great. I just finished Hellblade. So I'm trapped in the mind of a psychotic person. Wonderful. Oh well, at least it will be a change of pace.

 

[Brockxz]

well, i'm fucked - Dark Souls. I'm not good at that game.

 

[Nanashrew]

Sonic Mania.

I think I'd have too much fun in this world to escape tbh.

 

[SUPARSTARX]

PUBG. Losing streak. I'm not making it out alive. hahahaha

 

[Jamiaro]

The Surge.

... :/

 

[DecoReturns]

Fire Emblem lunatic mode.

I'm dead.

 

[MisterCrow]

First time thru Until Dawn. Things are looking pretty grim for me!

 

[Aztechnology]

How can I escape when the zone is always shrinking. I guess I need to kill everyone.

 

[Zambatoh]

Megadimension Neptunia VII.
There is no 4th wall in this game, so in theory I could just leap out of the screen.
Otherwise I could address the player directly when they open a menu.

 

[Almond]

Bloodborne. It's my first time playing through it, and I don't know much about the story yet, but I don't think I want to be here.....

 

[chaislip3]

Observer.

I am already dead.

 

[molnizzle]

Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes

I'm okay with this.

 

[User123456]

Formula 1 2016? Eh, I can think of much worse.

Plus, telling people outside of the game to gey me out should be pretty easy. Plenty of text inputs and voice overs, plus I can just drive like an idiot until they get bored and turn it off...

EDIT: on the other hand Hamilton's AI might as well have been ripped straight off of a kamikaze pilot so depending on the player's car damage simulation option I may very well be screwed.

 

[Stasis]

I'm driving a Jeep with Sully and Sam. I feel like we've got a few dangerous shootouts and "parkour" before I can escape.

 

[Nepenthe]

I'm not escaping out of Overwatch because I don't want to. xP

 

[Rob2K19]

I'm stuck inside Rogue Galaxy. Why would I want to escape? I have two waifu's that I'm comfortable spending the rest of my life with.

Damn, trapped on Zack Island, how do I get out of here.

...hmm, guess there's no way out. Gotta accept my fate.

Lmao You lucky.

 

[YaBish]

Persona 5, so it's basically like real life for me, except I somehow successfully immigrated to Japan.

Not sure I'd want to leave. Given how dumb the majority of the population is, I could probably enact social reform way easier than the phantom thieves.

 

[daveo42]

Nier (PS3)

I guess my only ways out are through the Black Scrawl or death by Shade. Either way, I'm real screwed at this point.

 

[tootie923]

Alan Wake

Better write my way out of it. Actually, it's too pretty to leave - all I need is a good bright lamp and a thermos of coffee.

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

The Evil Within. Frankly, I'd perhaps not have the slightest idea of how the fuck I'd escape from within STEM

 

[DrSlek]

DOTA 2

Draw messages on the minimap...or maybe dicks. Probably both.

 

[veloxStrix]

I was playing Pyre earlier today. The irony of having to escape in a game revolving around people trying to escape exile isn't lost on me.

Suppose I have to do the Rites with all the other schmucks.

 

[Darksol]

Nier. Guess I'll hang out with some peaceful robots.

 

[Buddy Mcpuddy]

No Man's Sky.

My skin is dissolving on this acid planet that doesn't appear to have any fuel for my launch thrusters.

 

[snowsabre93]

Mad Max.. so I'm fucked, no way out of an apocalypse. May as well just hide in Jeets hideout.

But I'd probably just lead people to me by having a smoke cloud like in game, or using a balloon to go up and hope someone spots me

 

[shibbs]

Splatoon 2, not in a hurry to leave really.

 

[Drillary Clinton]

Trapped in Nier: Automata.... fuck I'm depressed as shit just thinking about it.

 

[erlim]

Zelda BOTW I guess I'd just stick to the towns. Or I dunno I don't feel like Link is inharrently quicker or stronger than me. I have basic combat knowledge, maybe I'd be fine.

 

[Nictel]

Persona 5, so it's basically like real life for me, except I somehow successfully immigrated to Japan.

Not sure I'd want to leave. Given how dumb the majority of the population is, I could probably enact social reform way easier than the phantom thieves.

Better yet: you apparently can own a coffee bar that has like 2 customers a week and still feed three people.

 

[NegroNinja]

I'm stuck in Rainbow Six Siege favela map lol. I'll be good as long as I stay away from....everything. I fucking hate that map.

 

[DrFunkatronic]

I'am Captain Basch from Dalmasca, don't believe Ondores lies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs

 

[Lutherian]

Sonic Mania.

I'd love to Escape From The City but like Sonic sez : You're too slow !

 

[Olorin]

Pokemon Go

... I guess I'm still in the real world then.

 

[Ritzboof]

i feel like a lot of this issue could be solved by relinquishing control from the player somehow, or creating a situation in which theyre going to inevitably turn off the game while trying to figure out whats wrong, or just out of frustration

tekken 7, just make things bullshit or do bullshit things

 

[dosh]

Escaping from Dark Souls III should be pretty easy:

• kill a few enemies
• go to Firelink and buy prism stones from my girl the handmaid
• use them to write a long message on the floor explaining the situation in minute detail
• summon away

On the other hand, the last bonfire I used was Firelink. So as long as I don't go out, I should be fine I guess. And I get to hang out with my mates Andre and Greirat.

 

[notaskwid]

I'm already dead.

Silent Hill 2.

 

[Tunahead]

Realm Grinder. There is no escape.

Actually that's a bad example, as it's a partially abstract grindfest. I'm sure the one I played before that will be an improvement.

Disgaea 5. There is no escape.

Actually that's a bad example, as it's a partially abstract grindfest. I'm sure the one I played before that will be an improvement.

No Man's Sky. All I have to do is wait. There's no way anyone can keep NMS running for long, even fueled by podcasts.

Trapped in Nier: Automata.... fuck I'm depressed as shit just thinking about it.

Yeah, living in a world of existential problems and an endless cycle of violence and chaos, full of people who fail to learn from the mistakes of past generations sounds absolutely dreadful. I can't even imagine what that would be like.

 

[alexbull_uk]

PUBG. I’ve yet to win a game, so it’s not looking good.

 

[venomenon]

PUBG. I’ve yet to win a game, so it’s not looking good.

Same.
I wouldn't even bother. Sure, you could spell "HELP" by putting items on the ground but there's not enough time anyway. I'd sit down and wait for death, just like I usually do in PUBG.

 

[Soodanim]

Witcher 2. I'm only in the prologue so I don't know enough about the game yet. But I guess that means my answer is no, I won't be escaping.

 

[Chessr]

I am in Norrath (Everquest)
Just gonna camp and i am out again

 

[Kolma]

Sonic Mania.
I don't ever want to leave.

 

[Sinh_Magnus]

Vagrant Story.

I hope the guy playing is on a NG+++++ with full set of Damascus and Ashley can 1 hit kill everything or else I'm fucked.

 

[Monocle]

The Witcher 3.

I might be OK, I'd just have to make the right friends. It would be more challenging in places where anti-magic sentiments are circulating, since a sorceress would probably be my best bet to find a way out. Sorceresses have credibility.

I'd listen to someone like Triss Merigold. Wouldn't you?

 

[KHlover]

Final Fantasy XIV

It's an MMO, I just have to wait for the server to shut down for maintenance.

 

[General Lee]

XCOM 2 LW Commander Ironman. Only two got killed in the previous mission.

 

[Djostikk]

Deadly Premonition... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

Nioh. I guess i'm on my own personal hell fighting this man eater vampire lady for all eternity.

I'm fucked.

Also, fuck this bullshit boss!

 

[MarlboroMan]

I'm with Goro running the Cabaret Club in Yakuza 0. Could be worse. ¯_(&#12484_/¯