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August Wrasslin' |OT| I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU-LY

Foggy

Member
Kaho's looking real jacked, baby

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Hi all, I mostly lurk here but I do post during the GWF streams and have posted here before and... fuck I just need to vent:

My half-brother (we are Canadian) who currently lives in Texas told me he thinks Drumpf "God's Gift" to America. Bunch of trash options in the spoilers:

Also today, spent an hour telling me that the "Left" is all about murder and the destruction of America & Western culture and Totalitarianism and that Anarchists are Right wing. Also said all forms of Diversity is something to be avoided, "Main Stream" Media is a conspiracy against the "truth" (when I bring up Fox News as the high rated News Network he says that doesn't count) and said that Middle Eastern culture is a "1000" years behind and that...
ugh I'm stopping.

Important thing is guy has become a fucking asshole. My Utah Mormon brother-in-law and my Canadian Mormon sister considers him extreme and my Mom thinks he is crazy.

I'm sorry for the venting but I had my grandmother's funeral and the asshole though the hour drive over was the best time to try to brain wash me. Fuck him.

Oh, and my nearly 80 year old senile dad also love Drumpf, but I suspect that is just because he's just as much of a sexist bigoted pig and that Drumpf allows him to touch women less than half his age in public (policy wise he would be against most of Drumpfs stuff, until you tell him Drumpf likes it).

Just.... Jesus fucking Christ I'm still mad about it.

To be on topic: the new Southpaw stuff was funny, helped me get my mind off things and G1 Climax cements this as a top 5 greatest years for any promotion.

Can't pick your family sadly. Wrestling has been a good diversion this year.
 
You got worked into a shoot?

The fight is going to be a joke.
Everyone and their mother knows this fight is a joke. I am excited to see how carny they go. Does Mayweather just win it clean like he should, do either of them pull an ultra carny like a DQ, or maybe Mayweather suffers a hand break to get that rematch money. Oh man, and the entrances, I fucking need it now.




mark
conor's gonna FOOK HIM UP
McGreggor either getting the fix or pulling off the upset of the century would be my carny dream.
 

Sinatar

Official GAF Bottom Feeder
Their's your carny DQ. Conor gets slapped around for a few rounds, gets frustrated and KO's Mayweather with a big roundhouse to the head.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
I'm still going with Ember showing up on Raw the day of the eclipse. With all the hype around it and her finished is called the O Fa....I mean The Eclipse...She shows up when Bliss is gloating about beating Sasha and BAM
 
Their's your carny DQ. Conor gets slapped around for a few rounds, gets frustrated and KO's Mayweather with a big roundhouse to the head.
Everyone wins

Floyd's protected, Conor's image is protected, fans are happy because clearly it'll be more interesting than a real match
 

Anth0ny

Member
the ultimate carny move is floyd betting his entire fortune and purse on this fight on conor, throwing the fight and coming out a multi billionaire.

alternate carny move: conor dodges a punch and shoots the double, knocks floyd the FOOK out
 
FWIW, in the interview with E&C, Bryan did say that completely understands why WWE wouldn't clear him and why they would want to ensure he doesn't get hurt on their watch. He said they were doing what they felt was best for him.

So it doesn't seem like he holds any grudges over the situation.
 

Pikma

Banned
The rumor about Cass having heat in the locker room for being an obnoxious orange piece of shit supporter makes a lot more sense now
 
The great thing here is that he hated Trump from the beginning. Not even a recent thing.

The rumor about Cass having heat in the locker room for being an obnoxious orange piece of shit supporter makes a lot more sense now

Was about to say the same thing. With Roman being the "locker room leader" apparently now, it makes sense that a super vocal Trump supporter would have heat.
 
Yeah that makes sense with Cass having heat. Plus Roman has a big respect for the business now which also ties into why he and a lot of the others wouldn't like Enzo just bragging about how the business just makes him a lot of money.
 

Anth0ny

Member
yooooo this bryan interview with edge and christian


after 45 minutes of talking about breast milk, bryan finally starts talking about G1. he said he didn't bring his indy "vicious mat-based style" to WWE because he though the casuals would think it was too slow.

then he saw ZSJ during the G1 and says "he did it better than I ever did! why did I not think of that?" He thinks ZSJ is a genius.

He also believes Ricochet/Ospreay is unbelievable and says they were doing things in their matches that he could never even conceive.



Bryan heard a story that Hot Topic reps were at a Wrestlemania weekend and they asked WWE "hey we'd like to carry some of those bullet club shirts".

and WWE's like "that's not our stuff"

and hot topic is like "Wtf this shirt is everywhere it's not yours? who's is it?"



bryan idolizes lawler because he had a heart attack and still goes out there to wrestle. same with terry funk. no reason to wrestle (both legends, both well off) but they do it because they love it.

Bryan doesn't watch Raw because he's usually travelling on mondays but he says chad gable and aiden english stand out to him. he praised that randomly amazing gable vs rusev match from a few weeks back.

he mentioned that he was talking to one of the guys working in mcmahon jr's promotion and he told bryan that he's disappointed that he was given a push, felt like he was really impressive but the company ended their push anyways, which is demoralizing. so bryan says "well, hopefully they'll come back around... also when is your contract up? cause it's never been a better time to work the indies!"


re the main event of mania 30: "it was a really cool moment, but I live in the now"

re the people who say "you have a wife and kid now, shouldn't you be happy?" - he says he is happy, but he says the feeling wrestling gives him is something that can't be replaced

around wrestlemania 30, vince told bryan "you know pal, we really want to make roman the next john cena."

bryan's response "i totally support that, but you know something? I want to be the next john cena!"

they found a lesion on his brain and concluded that his reflexes were slower than a mma fighter or athlete, but still faster than a regular person. bryan's response, "oh no! I don't think they realize I'm just a regular person and not a real athlete!"

bryan was ok with doing commentary for cwc and helping get guys over... then they forced him to be smackdown gm. he learned how to cut promos, but was never really a promo guy. obviously his favorite part about wrestling is wrestling. he started feeling sad being around it week to week... and then had to sit ringside for a dean ambrose/aj styles match... "and it literally tore my heart apart. I don't want to be sitting here doing this, I want to be doing that!" at that point he realized "I'm not ok with this", so now he's getting ready for his in ring comeback.

he's done 40 treatments in a hyperbolic time chamber, and his brain scans show legitimate improvement. his doctor tells him if he does 80 more (120 total) his brain will look like someone's who has never played any contact sports. he currently has a brain that resembles an average college football player (ie not someone who is out there that's rough as fuck and maybe more susceptible to head injuries)

he thinks it's ridiculous to say he can't do right now what lawler and funk do in their 60s.
 
Who else can be added to that list?

I'd suggest Becky and Bayley because I have never heard a bad word about those two. They don't even have obviously fake rumors of them having heat with someone.

Mike Henry as well.
 
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