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GAF I almost died tonight...

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Yoshichan

Yoshichan

And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
"Is that you yelling like a jackass? Are you fucking retarded?"
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What the fuck?
 
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soepje

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After reading OP´s terrifying story i decided to take the stairs today.. I almost tripped, so i screamed all the way down.. I almost died :(.
 
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Az987

all good things
I've almost died a couple of times but never as close as this.

Damn, OP, you might wanna get some trauma concealing because you're probably gonna be scared for life.
 
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Lord Error

Insane For Sony
It's funny how easily brain is fooled with fake motion like that. Nothing even approaching OP's scary experience, but I know a couple of times I was freaked out when parking, and just as I was coming to a complete stop, the car next to me would start slowly backing up... what a mind screw up that is, you're pressing the brake like crazy and feel like your car is still moving ahead, just about to hit the car in front of you... then a moment later you feel like a complete idiot.
 
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daviyoung

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What's with all the screaming?

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soepje

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What are the usual duties for a security guard? Do they actually have to step in, or just observe it from a safe distance and report it?

OP, i think you just need a vacation, some time to relax :).
 
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Tunavi

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During the 3rd week of freshman year in college a few years ago, I was skating at night with my friend. He wasnt very good and we were on the sidewalk of a busy street. He rolled over a little crack in the sidewalk and fell out into the street. A car was 3 inches from running over his head. I almost saw my friend die in front of me. We freaked out about how he should have died.

Whenever I see him now, I tell him how he's on his "extra life." lol
 
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equap

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BankaiZaraki said:
To be fair, I have had some near death experiences before so this isn't the first time.
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you lost power in the house?
you ran a yellow light?
you drove through a "bad" neighborhood?
you had to change a tire on the highway?
you had explosive diarrhea?
you lost cellphone signal?
 
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Meier

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The thread title and actual OP are a little bit off from reality, but I know how off-putting that feeling can be. Glad it wasn't anything notable.

SunhiLegend said:
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Bahaha, amazing as always Sunhi. I can't wait to relive the Olympics thanks to you. :D
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BankaiZaraki

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SunhiLegend said:
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Thread over. Lmao.

My near death experiences-1)car flipped over in a ditch when I was a newborn. 2) car was t-boned going 45 mph in the passenger side while I was sitting in the backseat passenger side(I was like 5). 3)lost control of my car in Washington State going from an on ramp onto I-5.
 
Bboy AJ

Bboy AJ

My dog was murdered by a 3.5mm audio port and I will not rest until the standard is dead
I'm laughing out loud at the OP. This is great. Just the thought of you screaming bloody murder in an elevator that's standing still while the night auditor hears your death rattle and thinks wtf is the best. The night auditor sounds like a hilarious guy, too.

What a great story. Thanks.
 
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TheJollyCorner

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BankaiZaraki said:
Thread over. Lmao.

My near death experiences-1)car flipped over in a ditch when I was a newborn. 2) car was t-boned going 45 mph in the passenger side while I was sitting in the backseat passenger side(I was like 5). 3)lost control of my car in Washington State going from an on ramp onto I-5.
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Sounds like the reaper...


....is just a step behind you.

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BankaiZaraki

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Okay I've been on my phone with Gaf this whole time and this is the first time on the computer since yesterday...whats with red tagging I and almost lmao
 
cheststrongwell

cheststrongwell

my cake, fuck off
I was fucking around and got my arm stuck in a Holiday Inn elevator when I was a kid. It kept trying to go up. Had to wiggle my arm around to stop it. Finally pulled it out. Scarey ass shit and I will not hold an elevator for anyone because of it. My little sisters screams were awful.

P.S. Sack up OP.
 
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Videoneon

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BankaiZaraki said:
I'm still trembling in fear and scared shitless. My brain is scattered and all I can think about were the images that were seared into my brain as I thought I was going to die.

I was delivering recepits to rooms at a hotel. I work security and I was filling in for someone else. I was on the 4th floor and pushed the button for the 5th floor in the elevator. As soon as the door closed, the elevator shook very violently like the cables had just been cut. I screamed out in horror as I felt like I was plummeting 4 stories to my certain death. As that was happening, images began burning into my eyes like my death and my family. I screamed more because I wanted to live. I wanted to see my baby boy again. The night auditor heard my screams and yells for help. His response "Is that you yelling like a jackass? Are you fucking retarded?" The elevator never moved a floor but the way it jerked and shooked had me fooled. I can't take loud banging noises or anything like that. I'm weirded out like something is following me. One of my employees banged on the security window to let him in and I couldn't contain myself...I yelled and screamed again. GAF...I'm severely scared...what should I do?
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Assuming you've never had this experience before, and considering his other comments to you, fuck that guy.

Your response to what you thought was your impending doom is...mostly understandable assuming you've never had this experience. Very dramatic to be sure. Even the last couple sentences of your post.
 
Bboy AJ

Bboy AJ

My dog was murdered by a 3.5mm audio port and I will not rest until the standard is dead
Pommy Dragon said:
Assuming you've never had this experience before, and considering his other comments to you, fuck that guy.

Your response to what you thought was your impending doom is...mostly understandable assuming you've never had this experience. Very dramatic to be sure. Even the last couple sentences of your post.
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That guy had no idea what was going on. All he thought was this fool is screaming like hell in an elevator for no good reason.
 
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DJMicLuv

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Sunhi, your diligent efforts to provide the lols on GAF, not only in the F1-thread but wherever there are lols to be had is to be commended.

You, sir, are nothing short of an artist.
 
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noah111

Still Alive
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Am I only one that feels bad for OP? Rofl fucking gaf and dat heart. Funny thread though.
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There's a decent chance that 70% of those who replied in here might've reacted the exact same if they were put in that actual situation. But it doesn't make this entire thread any less funny. :p
 
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Riggs

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Sentry said:
There's a decent chance that 70% of those who replied in here might've reacted the exact same if they were put in that actual situation. But it doesn't make this entire thread any less funny. :p
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So true man, hell I would put it at 85%. Gaf, buncha bad ass's.
 
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