Joe Molotov
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GAF, I almost died.........................in your arms tonight.
What the fuck?"Is that you yelling like a jackass? Are you fucking retarded?"
Wait, wait... did we share a mind ten minutes ago??GAF, I almost died.........................in your arms tonight.
To be fair, I have had some near death experiences before so this isn't the first time.
To be fair, I have had some near death experiences before so this isn't the first time.
GAF, I almost died.........................in your arms tonight.
He was punched in the face by a man now deadNear death or believed to be near death?
There's a crucial difference between the two.
you lost power in the house?To be fair, I have had some near death experiences before so this isn't the first time.
Awesome!!
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Bahaha, amazing as always Sunhi. I can't wait to relive the Olympics thanks to you. :D
Thread over. Lmao.
:lol :lol Your tag keeps justifying itself.
Thread over. Lmao.
My near death experiences-1)car flipped over in a ditch when I was a newborn. 2) car was t-boned going 45 mph in the passenger side while I was sitting in the backseat passenger side(I was like 5). 3)lost control of my car in Washington State going from an on ramp onto I-5.
I'm still trembling in fear and scared shitless. My brain is scattered and all I can think about were the images that were seared into my brain as I thought I was going to die.
I was delivering recepits to rooms at a hotel. I work security and I was filling in for someone else. I was on the 4th floor and pushed the button for the 5th floor in the elevator. As soon as the door closed, the elevator shook very violently like the cables had just been cut. I screamed out in horror as I felt like I was plummeting 4 stories to my certain death. As that was happening, images began burning into my eyes like my death and my family. I screamed more because I wanted to live. I wanted to see my baby boy again. The night auditor heard my screams and yells for help. His response "Is that you yelling like a jackass? Are you fucking retarded?" The elevator never moved a floor but the way it jerked and shooked had me fooled. I can't take loud banging noises or anything like that. I'm weirded out like something is following me. One of my employees banged on the security window to let him in and I couldn't contain myself...I yelled and screamed again. GAF...I'm severely scared...what should I do?
That guy had no idea what was going on. All he thought was this fool is screaming like hell in an elevator for no good reason.Assuming you've never had this experience before, and considering his other comments to you, fuck that guy.
Your response to what you thought was your impending doom is...mostly understandable assuming you've never had this experience. Very dramatic to be sure. Even the last couple sentences of your post.
There's a decent chance that 70% of those who replied in here might've reacted the exact same if they were put in that actual situation. But it doesn't make this entire thread any less funny.Am I only one that feels bad for OP? Rofl fucking gaf and dat heart. Funny thread though.
So true man, hell I would put it at 85%. Gaf, buncha bad ass's.There's a decent chance that 70% of those who replied in here might've reacted the exact same if they were put in that actual situation. But it doesn't make this entire thread any less funny.
A dump truck did a U-turn out of no where and it forced another large vehicle to try and evade it while almost hitting a male in his 50s