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[Staccat0]

And Katy Perry is a rocker? wtf this makes no sense

No, she isn't. Katy Perry is not a rocker. It all makes complete sense in my opinion. Neither rocks and neither would be on my list

 

[Kusagari]

If Katy Perry and Lauryn Hill are on here then they might as well add Joanna Newsom.

 

[brianjones]

is joanna newsom sexy though? i mean she plays a freaking harp and sings like a little girl

sexy is different from attractive

 

[ryutaro's mama]

I hear you, so would I... just man.. the time where has it gone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5PZQMwL7iE&feature=related

That video was so dope back in the day...and it still is!

Amazing!

<3 the 90s.

 

[Salazar]

is joanna newsom sexy though? i mean she plays a freaking harp and sings like a little girl

sexy is different from attractive

Someone post the pic of her on the bed.

 

[bozeman]

I find the lack of Shirley Manson extremely displeasing.

Me, too.

 

[Kusagari]

is joanna newsom sexy though? i mean she plays a freaking harp and sings like a little girl

sexy is different from attractive

Yeah, she's sexy. I would go to town on dat ass.

 

[Kevtones]

One of the Vivian Girls is bangin'

 

[TheExodu5]

In a scary sort of way:

Also:

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

Fuck yes to Joanna Newsom as well:

I also have a strange attraction to Beth Cosentino of Best Coast, I just wish she wasn't such a fucking broken record. SUN WAVES BEACH WEED SUN WAVES BEACH WEED

 

[brianjones]

i didnt know jessica from true blood was a musician

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Yeah, she's sexy. I would go to town on dat ass.

DAT ASS

 

[Bioshocked]

Man, where's Alexandra Long?

 

[Atlagev]

where is juliana hatfield?

Yes! She was damn hot back in the day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fShYRCqlyeI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg1bLo7LejE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJZXTuwBjA

Really, really cute voice, too... That kind of thing is important to me.

 

[Siebzehn50]

 

[Schrade]

If anyone wants to know how HOT Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles was back in the day look no further than this! Insta-boner!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhztl_x2wtM

Niiiice.

I always loved Susanna. I especially liked when she did the eye thing in Walk Like an Egyptian.

Not exactly rock, though.

 

[Salsa]

 

[Staccat0]

I also have a strange attraction to Beth Cosentino of Best Coast, I just wish she wasn't such a fucking broken record. SUN WAVES BEACH WEED SUN WAVES BEACH WEED

Yeah, I really dug their singles and eps but that fucking full length had some serious lyrical problems that held it back for me.

I swear to god she has the smallest vocabulary of anyone. Its sad too, because stuff like "When I'm With You" and "Our Deal" cuts to the heart of things with their simplicity, but as a whole its distracting as hell. It would be one thing if she said "love" or something in every song, but I swear to christ she says "weed" and "leave" in almost every single one.

Sorry for the derail, but I'm glad someone said it.

 

[anaron]

Oh damn, she should've been on this too. This list fucking sucks! <---brand new information :lol

 

[dirtyjfosho]

Lacey Mosley anyone?

 

[Salazar]

Lacey Mosley anyone?

If she cuts off that diseased shredded carpet on her head. WTF.

 

[Persona7]

Needs more Carrie Brownstein,Tegan and Sara.

 

[brain_stew]

If Katy Perry and MIA make the list I don't know why GaGa wouldn't. >_>

I'd imagine the fact she looks like a man has something to do with it. I'm far from a GaGa hater but come on, she isn't exactly an attractive lady.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

I'd imagine the fact she looks like a man has something to do with it. I'm far from a GaGa hater but come on, she isn't exactly an attractive lady.

She's not the hottest thing ever, but I'd take Gaga over MIA any day. MIA looks like an unwashed skank.

 

[ant3b]

No Hayley Williams? list is an automatic FAIL

I concur... amazing women

 

[Fallout-NL]

Juliette Lewis:

 

[ChackanKun]

fuck yes

not only so damn cute, but an awesome guitarist

Who's this?

 

[brianjones]

it's st. vincent (aka annie clark)

a much better picture imo

 

[thesoapster]

Kim Gordon haters: She's old now. Not her fault. She definitely used to be both smoking hot and the coolest woman in rock and roll.

Yes, she is old now. I would say now she almost looks her best. Blame drugs, etc...

I try to not be part of sharp knees GAF, but she is seriously not one of the sexiest female rockers out there (especially given others posted here...wow at the redhead). She may be a really cool rocker (or used to be...whatever you said). Personally I don't find Kim attractive at all. Maybe I didn't search hard enough...

 

[Chuckie]

Pictured above: What the list is missing

 

[teruterubozu]

This is why male rockers date models.

 

[CzarTim]

Chan made the list, and AstroLad is nowhere to be seen...

 

[anaron]

Yes, she is old now. I would say now she almost looks her best. Blame drugs, etc...

I try to not be part of sharp knees GAF, but she is seriously not one of the sexiest female rockers out there (especially given others posted here...wow at the redhead). She may be a really cool rocker (or used to be...whatever you said). Personally I don't find Kim attractive at all. Maybe I didn't search hard enough...

Sexy isn't synonymous with being conventionally attractive--for me at least; personality plays a MUCH larger part.

ETA: oh and how dare you, you're stupid, shitty taste, Kim Gorgon 4ever! Etc

 

[Salazar]

This is why male rockers date models.

They crazy. I would lick the sweat off 80% of the women in this thread.

 

[ChackanKun]

Chan made the list, and AstroLad is nowhere to be seen...

Ah, so that's his Avatar! Always wondered.

 

[teruterubozu]

They crazy. I would lick the sweat off 80% of the women in this thread.

chicks in bands date the drummer or bass player, never the guitarist

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Replace Katy Perry with Zooey Deschanel and you've got yourself a deal (She and Him is is 'rock' than KP still).

Also, Chantelle from Morningwood is the first singer to give me an erection just from sounding so hot, so the lack of her on this list is an abonination.

 

[Szu]

Well, I don't think I saw this diva posted on here.

Tarja Turunen

She was the first singer of the Finnish band called Nightwish.

 

[spindashing]

Have you seen her tits? Fucking gross, man.

gross? What do you expect, she's flatchested.

I don't care, I'd tear that white girl apart with full force.

...We just have different tastes, but I'd be weirded out waking up next to her face in the morning (especially without makeup).

holy shit I was never a Fergie fan but cot damn she looks creepy

she looked a hell of a lot better before

 

[spookyfish]

should be number 1

On the "hit EVERY branch on the way down" list?

 

[KiKaL]

Got to admit, I amazed someone hasn't posted the Tokyo Hotel guy

 

[Champomade]

Where is Brody Dalle ? That's rock.

Karen Elson could be on the list also.

Same for Charlotte Gainsbourg

 

[FlashFlooder]

it's st. vincent (aka annie clark)

a much better picture imo

came here to post this

 

[VeryGooster]

Susanna Hoffs is still hot.

 

[Ezduo]

Reminds me of David Bowie.

 

[MadmanUK]

Needs some Sharleen Spiteri and Avril Baked-Bean (hey i know she's a prissy bitch but she's got a great rack).

 

[Stridone]

Replace Katy Perry with Zooey Deschanel and you've got yourself a deal (She and Him is is 'rock' than KP still).

Yeah, Zooey Deschanel is cuter and also not a religious nut like Katy Perry...

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Yeah, she's sexy. I would go to town on dat ass.

I was quickly scrolling down this page........... this made me scroll back up.

Mmmmmm mmmmmmmm

 

[y2dvd]

Not sure what music Bjork is considered, but she can look cute at times.

 

[McBradders]

And not any of the three in front?...Fuck this list.

Yeah boyeee.