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JC Lately

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The existence of a Rock Devil with supernatural powers proves that religion is real. I take option 3, then upon my safe return to civilization, convert to Christianity, probably Catholicism, confess to the sin of parleying with a demon and be absolved by a priest. Soul saved, I’m off the island and there are worse things to be than Catholic.
 
B

Baka Sempai

Member
So what if I chose 2, but then I get hungry and decide to pray, do I automatically move to 1 ? What If I stop praying ? what's the default option here ? and don't say 3 because I have not promised to pray nor to give my soul.
 
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yanipheonu

Member
2. I doubt people would be content to live on a desert island forever. Shit would go down sooner or later with or without infinite food.

I'd rather have the hope of getting off the island eventually.
 
E

Epsilon-delta

Banned
JC Lately said:
The existence of a Rock Devil with supernatural powers proves that religion is real. I take option 3, then upon my safe return to civilization, convert to Christianity, probably Catholicism, confess to parleying with a demon and be absolved by a priest. Soul saved, I’m off the island and there are worse things to be than Catholic.
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It could just be that the Rock Devil is the supreme being and nothing else.

I wouldn't take that chance.
 
S

Steel

Banned
Option 1 allows you plenty of time and people to construct a boat. You could use tools to shape the hull of the ship into a new ship.
 
P

PaulloDEC

Member
We're talking about GAF here. We'd have murdered one another long before the ship had a chance to crash anywhere, and in the unlikely event we reached the island, that statue would be smashed into little bits within hours of arrival.

It'd be like Lord of the Flies, only somehow even more socially inept.
 
E

Epsilon-delta

Banned
PaulloDEC said:
We're talking about GAF here. We'd have murdered one another long before the ship had a chance to crash anywhere, and in the unlikely event we reached the island, that statue would be smashed into little bits within hours of arrival.

It'd be like Lord of the Flies, only somehow even more socially inept.
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Alcotholic

Banned
FUME5 said:
Going to take quite a few of you manbabies to take me out.

I'll make for some juicy beer infused steaks though.
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I can take you out myself

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R

Ri'Orius

Member
Tricksy devil. Option one sounds fine (although dude really could've sweetened the pot a bit), until you realize that this scenario proves the existence of the afterlife, and option one requires you to pray to a Devil for the rest of your life. Eternal damnation is only mentioned in the last one, but it's sure as hell (lol) guaranteed in option one as well.

Option two might give you a chance to save your soul (you're still making a deal with an evil supernatural entity), but as soon as the words "eternal damnation" come out I'm noping the fuck out. I'll Bear Grylls my way out of this scenario or else die singing the lord's praises and hoping for mercy after decades of atheism.
 
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woolley

Member
2 would be my first choice with 3 being my second. I doubt anything the devil could do to my soul would be worse than spending the rest of my life on an island filled with GAF members.
 
Johnny Cage In The Shower

Johnny Cage In The Shower

Member
I would say two (Option 2)

But no way in hell It wouldn't lead to eventual cannibalism.. Especially if the ocean does not provide enough fish for everyone!

Seven years is quite the long time.

woolley said:
2 would be my first choice with 3 being my second. I doubt anything the devil could do to my soul would be worse than spending the rest of my life on an island filled with GAF members.
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The bolded is also very true (hence: Cannibalism)


I rather have my soul be sold to the devil than, get roasted on a spit on the infinite bonfire, by buncha socially inept GAFers from my 'ignore list'
 
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Micael

Member
I sit in the corner enjoying me some schadenfreude, because people clearly haven't realized that the reason why the devil ask for majority is because he knows people will kill each other to try and get their side to win.

Option 2 sounds the best I'm not going to be masturbating the rest of my life without porn, and that is pretty much what option 1 means, and option 3 means doing that for eternity.
 
T

Timeaisis

Member
Option 2. Seems the most practical. And everlasting bonfire...I mean that's fantastic.

Besides, how all I supposed to post on GAF from a desert island?
 
H

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Timeaisis said:
Option 2. Seems the most practical.

Also, everlasting bonfire...I mean that's fantastic.
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Imagine the money you'll make when you return to the island with a construction crew and some cables.
 
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