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[Crumpet Trumpet]

LMAOWAT @ the coming up

 

[Delio]

It's got nothing on the Xfactor cattiness tbh!

Oh of course. Also holy shit what the fuck are Randy and Steven smoking?!

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

This Alejandro dude is already my idol.

 

[Satch]

alejandro gonzales

¡Viva la Revolución!

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

He would sing Paramore

 

[Satch]

WHEN THE DEAD SEA WAS STILL SICK

OMG

 

[Delio]

He would sing Paramore

Gurl you better not shade Paramore.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Paramore was perfect for his evocative emotional intensity

 

[Satch]

garland, tx represent

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

garland, tx represent

Richardson >>>>>

 

[Delio]

Adele?! :xxxxxxxxxx

 

[Satch]

Richardson >>>>>

i'm not even gonna try to come at that because you're right

 

[Delio]

Worship leader eh? Alright.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Seacrest is so awkward

 

[Koodo]

I was so bored halfway through these auditions that I went to take a 2 hour nap.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the ratings for this seasons idol surpass those of X-Factor last season?

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I don't think we've seen the winner yet. Either that or we've seen him/her and he/she just didn't blow us away. I know Steven was particularly excited about Lauren Alaina's audition last year, and Scotty obviously had an amazing sound. I'm hoping these auditions wrap up soon, because I want this narrowed down to 24 or so that we either love, hate, or don't understand what the hell the judges were thinking.

 

[Satch]

WHERE YALL AT???


i liked the hipster chick

 

[SecretMoblin]

I didn't like her affect. Something really off.

Plus, Tripster? Lawd.

 

[Koodo]

Is this the last week of auditions? I'm pretty much over them.


Edit: lordt, that Madonna commercial. The final song sounds exactly like the demo. /ugh


Edit 2: YOUR MOM TOLD YOU WRONG. STAWP.

 

[MIMIC]

LOL

 

[Delio]

Can I slap this kid?

 

[Satch]

super bass

the song with the greatest video of all time

 

[Koodo]

Can I slap this kid?

Please.

 

[Delio]

super bass

the song with the greatest video of all time

Waiting on someone to sing Stupid hoe.

 

[Satch]

they were born this way

preach the word of Gaga

edit: UM NO AT THIS GERSHMAN CHICK

MA'AM

 

[Koodo]

Oh dear, this girl. :lol :lol

 

[Delio]

Lord bring the talent out now.

 

[Satch]

i liked this last chick

 

[Koodo]

Everyone who has passed has been so OK.

Flop auditions.

 

[Delio]

His face bothers me SO much. Um 28 years old? :/

 

[Satch]

a giant baby

 

[Koodo]

This guy looks like a porcelain doll.

 

[Delio]

Why is his face all..plastic like?

 

[SecretMoblin]

This girl.

 

[Satch]

i liked her

 

[Koodo]

That sob story seemed like viral marketing for The Vow.


She was good. No one was extraordinary tonight though. Please bring on Hollywood rounds ASAP.

Edit: lord, one more audition episode left.

 

[Leona Lewis]

She's a likable Lil' Rounds.

 

[Delio]

She was adorable and had a nice voice. Loved her.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Britney Clark. The one with the two little kids who came in and the whole family. She sounded great.

 

[Mumei]

She's a likable Lil' Rounds.

Lil "I just wanna say something!" Rounds, you mean.

 

[SecretMoblin]

15 minutes in and we're just getting to the second audition?

It's really weird to see them use the show to talk about the importance and the cultural impact of... the show. It's been nonstop "American Idol is great".

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Goddamn JLO is hot

 

[Mumei]

Oh. I forgot it was on tonight.

... God, I hope it was better than last night.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

What the fuck just happened there

 

[SecretMoblin]

Again with this hair, what is wrong with people?

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

This guy looks like bizarro Aaron Carter

 

[HeySeuss]

This show is terrible now. Do they ever disagree? I didn't think that bullied kid was that good but whatever.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

lol madonna




lol

 

[SecretMoblin]

Poor Madge.