If my wife and I ever divorced, she would have the pick of the litter and she's 41. She's 1/2 Japanese, 6" tall, highly educated, and makes more than twice as much as I do (and I do well!). She cooks, cleans, and is an absolute demon in the sack. I'm married to the 1%.
Nice stealth brag "I've got a Japanese hot pocket wife and you don't" reply, man.