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Battle Rap |OT| Gon watch this work

mileS

Member
So Shotty "retired" again. Whaaaaatever dude. Nobody gives a shit if you retire after every battle. In fact it's corny and played out.

Clear way to lose all my respect.
 
Has Shotty pulled this before? I thought it was corny just having thought this was the first time. Does anyone think he actually wont ever battle again?
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
Didn't Shotty retire after he severed some ties with Don't Flop way back a few years ago?

TBH if his music stuff blows up I can see him not returning, same goes for Surf who's in a similar position, but I'm skeptical.
 

Furyous

Member
Didn't Shotty retire after he severed some ties with Don't Flop way back a few years ago?

TBH if his music stuff blows up I can see him not returning, same goes for Surf who's in a similar position, but I'm skeptical.

I think Surf is done in February after his battle with Mook, allegedly. URL is spending that PPV money on Lux, Mook, Surf etc.
 
Yeah, Shotty said he was retiring after his battle with Daylyt back in 2013 I think. For what it is worth, I do think he means it this time, since his music is popping off. But I can see him returning eventually for a special battle against someone. Will probably be a one time thing though.
 

Furyous

Member
I'll be waiting in between Bushes to run & off his (running office) shit I'm Bill Clinton" (c) JC

Don't let Born have chased JC for years only to get hit with the 30 for trying.... Don't be true or Born is getting roasted forever.
 
I'll be waiting in between Bushes to run & off his (running office) shit I'm Bill Clinton" (c) JC

Don't let Born have chased JC for years only to get hit with the 30 for trying.... Don't be true or Born is getting roasted forever.
I really can't wait to see it. It should have been nothing but fire from them both.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
this might be performance of the year tbh up there with Gjonaj vs. Gutta even

jesus christ that was even more dense with back to back punches than Ty Law has, you don't even have time to digest them

what do I even quote first
 

mileS

Member
Yea that was probably performance of the year. Even if you don't like the kid you can't hate too much on that. Always been a fan of his bars tho. Well deserved that $1000 for sure.
 
One of my favorite old Fresco performances. Further cementing the hype train. Rewatching it right now. He has a classic ass rebuttal in round two or three (pretty sure its 2) that I still think back on to this day.

Also his writtens are still crazy from 2011. Who do yall think Fresco should battle next? I think Fresco vs Illmac or vs Rum Nitty could be crazy.

Nitty would be cool. I'd go for that. I wanna see Nitty continue to take bigger names now though since he deserves it.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
URL PGs: Dre Dennis vs. Scotty. This was pretty entertaining, I think it's worth a watch even if Dre Dennis isn't your cup of tea. Some great bars in here and Scotty is oozing charisma. I should have known when one of his strengths was listed as "Handsome" lol

Also his writtens are still crazy from 2011. Who do yall think Fresco should battle next? I think Fresco vs Illmac or vs Rum Nitty could be crazy.
Fresco has one of those styles that I think can work with almost anyone. I'd like to see Fresco and Shuffle-T go at it, and of course Tay Roc. The above are good suggestions as well.

I was so mad when Fresco and Yung Ill didn't end up being that good. That could have been a legitimate classic.

Rumour has it that Yung Ill has Chess for the December URL card and Ty Law says he has a puncher (Nuborn?).
 
I'll check it out, but im getting sick of Dre Dennis not gonna lie. I feel like I keep seeing him in pg battles and he just moves alot without really saying anything a lot of the time. He reminds me of ah di boom. Found him boring too. Im like this dude...AGAIN!

I bailed half-way into rd 2. I don't like Dre Dennis and I just do not care to see this guy. I heard some decent lines though. I tried lol.

Also I would be surprised to see Born back on url....right now anyways.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
URL: Young Kannon vs. Steams. Just started but YK is going OFF. Boy has been waiting for this moment for years.

URL A Perfect Day To Die Card (12/12):

Charlie Clips vs. Shotgun Suge
DNA vs. Brizz Rawsteen
K-Shine vs. X-Factor
Tay Roc vs. John John Da Don
Chilla Jones vs. Th3 Saga

Ehhhh I'm here to see X-Factor get obliterated and another Chilla performance.

I'll check it out, but im getting sick of Dre Dennis not gonna lie. I feel like I keep seeing him in pg battles and he just moves alot without really saying anything a lot of the time. He reminds me of ah di boom. Found him boring too. Im like this dude...AGAIN!

I bailed half-way into rd 2. I don't like Dre Dennis and I just do not care to see this guy. I heard some decent lines though. I tried lol.

Also I would be surprised to see Born back on url....right now anyways.
I don't blame you. Dre Dennis is pretty unlikeable. He has his moments but he is definitely subpar.

EDIT: YK WENT OFFFFFFFFFFFF. I keep waiting for him to slow up but dude never let up. Steams did okay but YK was shaking the place.
 

Furyous

Member
Unbias review recaps Crown 2 but this video starts with discussing end of the Math vs Bigg K battle.

What are the odds Gorilla Warfare doesn't edit the footage? Now I want to watch the unedited version and might cop the PPV after the battle is out just to see Math's reaction.

Do y'all think Diz destroyed Math's aura? I think it happened because no one is buying the bully antic again. If he does something that proves he's a bully then he's banned from multiple leagues... AGAIN. KOTD has yet to have him on their platform after the Diz punch. Wonder why? Wait, is he still suing them?
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
Unbias review recaps Crown 2 but this video starts with discussing end of the Math vs Bigg K battle.

What are the odds Gorilla Warfare doesn't edit the footage? Now I want to watch the unedited version and might cop the PPV after the battle is out just to see Math's reaction.

Do y'all think Diz destroyed Math's aura? I think it happened because no one is buying the bully antic again. If he does something that proves he's a bully then he's banned from multiple leagues... AGAIN. KOTD has yet to have him on their platform after the Diz punch. Wonder why? Wait, is he still suing them?
I don't think Diz did anything but brand Math further as a high risk MC. Also IIRC the suing stuff never happened. The difference in their present situations is because Diz made the right moves to keep his name up + KOTD needs him. Math burned bridges at Smack and because he's been out of the game, people would rather get at who's hot right now like a Tay Roc. He should just do a small room battle with Ill Will on URL to clear the air and start gaining credibility.

I also don't think he lost the bully aura or whatever. It's part of what defines him and that will never change. Math has always been that dude, and it comes across in his material, and what he's done. He's still marketed that way and the matchups appeal to that.

IMO the way both MCs and fans turned on Math is disappointing to me. I find it crazy that people don't want to battle Math. Like, what? You'd be hard pressed to find someone as consistent as Math, he's probably second or third to Hollow in terms of how few bad performances he's had, and he's always entertaining (one of the best clowners around). Seeing him left out of so many Top 10 lists especially from the URL folk is crazy to me too. Like, on one hand I get it, there should be a zero tolerance rule for this kind of bullshit in the culture because it's among the most damaging things to happen since SM2. On the other hand, to take away all he's given us over the years is BS.
 
Really and truly I've never been a fan of Math Hoffa. To me he used to be one of those guys that was a good rapper on a track but a meh battle rapper. He used to stumble frequently too.

Sidebar: Rex beat him the two times they battled.
 

Furyous

Member
Charron just got slapped by K Shine after dressing as Slim Jesus and pointing a bb gun at Shine. Now Diz is saying they need to catch the fade or Charron's career is over. Don't Flop representative said Charron got slapped so hard security pulled guns on KShine because they thought Shine shot Charron.
 

m3k

Member
I had Myers winning. Both won really. Just bars everywhere. Myers best battle for me.

Brooklyn Carter is annoying. I watched his battle with Chess and one other one, dudes delivery is so forced when his wordplay just doesn't hit as much as he thinks it does. I got Illanoiz.
 

mileS

Member
I can't listen to Myers anymore. The raspy forced yelling makes it hard to actually make out half of his bars and just sounds plain bad.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
I can't listen to Myers anymore. The raspy forced yelling makes it hard to actually make out half of his bars and just sounds plain bad.
I can make out everything he says, but the projection does get a bit tiresome.

Admittedly, I want to hate on him because dude has been kind of oversaturated for quite a while, but man, he is fairly consistent and almost always has some memorable line.

When he told Rex "you died on the same day as your nephew n***a!" I was like GOD DAMN. That line still pops in my head from time to time.
 
Pass has a super strong showing. He's always been one of my favorites and its good to see some hype building around him lately. Turns out all he needed to do was battle more than once every decade. Who knew?
 

m3k

Member
I never knew of pass until a few months ago, glad hes getting more active... He gets busy

Haha the bit where he called out ars's my shits authentic tagline... And called it all a gimic was fire

That shit burns slow
 
Apparently K-Shine isn't Dot Mobb anymore, him and Mook have had some tension for a minute and I guess it came to a head.

now Daylyt dropped this today lmao

This joint seems part of the controversy too

"you know my keyboard broke, I aint the type nigga" this shit is already fire. but when you factor in daylyt's general illiteracy in his youtube channel it's even crazier.

daylyt might be the first to have over the head bars about not being able to spell. fuuuuuuuck
 
This joint seems part of the controversy too

"you know my keyboard broke, I aint the type nigga" this shit is already fire. but when you factor in daylyt's general illiteracy in his youtube channel it's even crazier.

daylyt might be the first to have over the head bars about not being able to spell. fuuuuuuuck

Daylyt really isn't stupid at all. In his blogs he even mentions that he misspells words on purpose. His whole life is a gimmick.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
Charron's next battle needs to be Tay Roc, full stop.

It's not about the L, it's about how you recover from it.

Put that on the Mook/Surf card.
 
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