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[Dicer]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tell us how you really feel...

 

[BennyBlanco]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

#rekt

 

[Seven Force]

Seems incredibly well realized, god damn. Pleasantly surprised to see that she was No#1 outside of joke picks, too.

Spoiler

Y'all need to buy Bayo1/2 if you haven't already

Edit: Oh my god, they put the Afterburner remix in, YES

 

[zhixson]

She's perfect....just perfect. I know who I'm maining.

Main of all mains.

 

[MrT-Tar]

Tomorrow is mine NEEDS to be included

 

[Kinsei]

Villager is included in the dark side. I'm dying over here.

 

[Ludger Kresnik]

Praise be to the Queen of Smash.

 

[Neoxon]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Eh, I'll admit when I'm wrong.

I'm just glad her stage is legal.

 

[wild wild rice]

This will be the best $5.99 I've ever spent.

 

[Vitanimus]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

ahhhhhhh

 

[NEO0MJ]

That release date...

 

[blast processed]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Are you 10?

 

[Shmuppers]

ROB is on the dark side LOL

 

[Dicer]

Amiibo purchase time!!!

 

[Askherserenity]

Bayo and Cloud Amiibos. Goddamnn

 

[Karsticles]

They said she couldn't be in because she fires guns.
They said she couldn't be in because she's too sexual.
They said she couldn't be in because she's not important enough.

Bahahaha! :-D

 

[bobbychalkers]

I may break my Amiibo abstinence for Baeyonetta

 

[-shadow-]

 

[UltraGunner]

How? We know Platinum Games has been working with Nintendo for a while.

Because Cloud just fit better with the rest of the cast

 

[jacobeid]

#rekt

Lmfao. So good.

 

[Kurdel]

This thread is certainly eye opening, didn't think there was still this much passion for Smash Bros.

 

[whyreggielie]

THE VOTE COUNTED! Literally more hyped than cloud announcement, Sakurai giving us everything we want.

 

[timetokill]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

lmao oh my god

 

[zhixson]

OMG I need that Bayo Amiibo

 

[brau]

I may break my Amiibo abstinence for Baeyonetta

I would get a Bayonetta Amiibo.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Sweet lord baby Jesus thank you.

 

[Varjet]

She's not Wonder-Red, but I'll get to throw out oversized hands either way, so I'm happy.

 

[Dandy Crocodile]

Oh damn, the game that truly keeps on giving.
Bayo might be the first Smash DLC I actually buy.

 

[Trey]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

And only a few days before you can get rid of that avatar. Christmas came early for Satch.

 

[silva1991]

When will she and Cloud be available?

edit: apparently Feb 2016.

 

[pablito]

Deeeng. I don't play Smash or Bayonetta, but I know this will make a lot of people happy.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Blood Skull Boi posts on GAF?

 

[Moaradin]

Wow. I wanted her so bad but I legit believed Nintendo would never put her in Smash. So glad I was wrong. Sakurai da god.

 

[Shmuppers]

When will she and Cloud be available?

edit: apparently Feb 2016.

Cloud comes out TODAY BOYEE

 

[zerokoolpsx]

I'm still in shock at the news. Never expected her to be in Smash.

 

[noshten]

Whelp, and here I was thinking I wouldn't buy any DLC on Smash

 

[Joyful]

yuck short hair bayo

 

[marrec]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Came for the hype, stayed for this.

 

[Despera]

KIRBYNETTA looked incredible lmao

best part lol

 

[jorgejjvr]

Omg they even included her demon special in final smash, who cares that it's an M rated game right? xD

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

She own the ballot so surely Bayonetta 3 is coming

 

[QuixoticNeutral]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

So didn't we have some fellow on NeoGAF who was roommates with the SSB announcer and got him to record a few lines just for us? Can we bring him back for one more?

 

[Lulubop]

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Sounds like Neoxon. He likes to pretend he knows everything.

 

[zhixson]

Geez, this feels like a bittersweet actual ending credits to an era. Kinda sad now.

 

[silva1991]

Cloud comes out TODAY BOYEE

Oh boy

 

[Arion]

That Kamiya "Ask your mom" tribute is pretty great.

 

[protomouse]

Hah, they made it happen.

 

[Immaculate]

Was literally screaming during this

So happy

 

[Kriken]

Kamiya (twitter) Am Cry

That's an announcement I thought was possible, but never thought would actually hapen, glad to see her make it in

Edit: I genuinely thought at first it was another Kid Icarus character

 

[SuperSah]

SHE WON.

WHAT]]


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