Ferga said:Cockroaches. They run around shitting everywhere.
They are fast.
They can fly at you.
They are disgusting.
You swat them, they shit a bit of guts out and live again.
You stamp on them, they shit even more guts out and live again.
You chop off their fucking heads, shit comes out AND they can still live until they starve to death.
Ferga said:Cockroaches. They run around shitting everywhere.
They are fast.
They can fly at you.
They are disgusting.
You swat them, they shit a bit of guts out and live again.
You stamp on them, they shit even more guts out and live again.
You chop off their fucking heads, shit comes out AND they can still live until they starve to death.
SolidusDave said:I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me
warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags
http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif
Undubbed said:
stilgar said:Douchebag catfish,!
djdac said:
The very first time I played Morrowind (a few weeks ago in fact) about 2 hours in I was starting to explore and one of these beasts jumped me from above. I didn't have a clue what was going on until I was down to around half health. I eventually looked up and quite literally shouted out "holy fuck".Charmicarmicat said:
OgTheClever said:The very first time I played Morrowind (a few weeks ago in fact) about 2 hours in I was starting to explore and one of these beasts jumped me from above. I didn't have a clue what was going on until I was down to around half health. I eventually looked up and quite literally shouted out "holy fuck".
What proceded then was a vicious battle which unfortunately led to my death. To top it all off, I'd forgotten to save the whole time I'd played (not even any autosaves). Now, whenever I see them I'm sure to snipe them from afar, with a few sword slashes to their corpse for good measure.
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markot said:Holy moly Honey Badgers are so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ass >.>
I thought it was dead after teh snake bite, but it just wakes up and keeps on eatin it....
Byakuya769 said:earwig, inside joke, a FUCKING RABBIT, barnacles, a FUCKING SHARK, inside joke..
if you have the inside jokes explained to you, they're not going to be funny to you.
Mrs. Manky said:African Honey Badger.
Will take on any animal, regardless of size. Eats honey and bee larvae by thrusting its head into a beehive and munching away, impervious to the stings. Will attack a male lion by going for the testicles. In a recorded instance, stole a rat from a puff adder and ate it, went for the snake, passed out from the venom, then woke up and proceeded to finish eating the snake.
Also plays the vuvuzela. (Okay, I made that part up)
Wellington said:What kind of "Fucking" rabbit and what kind of "Fucking" shark? What makes them more of a douchebag animal than other species? Sorry I'm not up on all the inside jokes.
Wellington said:What kind of "Fucking" rabbit and what kind of "Fucking" shark? What makes them more of a douchebag animal than other species? Sorry I'm not up on all the inside jokes.
Rad- said:Mosquitos. I mean wasps, cockroaches and spiders piss me off as well but they don't fucking do anything to you if you just stand still. They're just there. But Mosquitos? They come and make you itch which wouldn't be bad if there was only one of them. But there's always 5 of them trying to eat you at the same time!
MYE said:Superior beings
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speculawyer said:
Wild goose chase :lolKinitari said:
SolidusDave said:warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags
http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif
:lol :lol so wrong though, Seb's awesomedalin80 said:
Fimbulvetr said:Eat people's food, survive nuclear bombs, don't give a fuck.
brotkasten said:I'd like to know that as well. Same with flies. What's their fucking purpose besides eating shit and pissing me off when they're in the kitchen?
Its saliva is frequently blood-tinged, because its teeth are almost completely covered by gingival tissue that is naturally lacerated during feeding. This creates an ideal culture for the virulent bacteria that live in its mouth... Copious amounts of red saliva that the Komodo dragons produce help to lubricate the food, but swallowing is still a long process (1520 minutes to swallow a goat). Komodo dragons may attempt to speed up the process by ramming the carcass against a tree to force it down its throat, sometimes ramming so forcefully that the tree is knocked down.
After digestion, the Komodo dragon regurgitates a mass of horns, hair, and teeth known as the gastric pellet, which is covered in malodorous mucus.
Dragons of equal size may resort to "wrestling". Losers usually retreat though they have been known to be killed and eaten by victors.
Occasionally they consume humans and human corpses, digging up bodies from shallow graves....The Komodo dragon has also been observed intentionally startling a pregnant deer in the hopes of a miscarriage whose remains they can eat, a technique that has also been observed in large African predators.
Mating occurs between May and August, with the eggs laid in September. During this period, males fight over females and territory by grappling with one another upon their hind legs with the loser eventually being pinned to the ground. These males may vomit or defecate when preparing for the fight.
When the young must approach a kill, they roll around in fecal matter and rest in the intestines of eviscerated animals to deter these hungry adults.
It's on purpose, I swear. The smaller ones seem to get a kick out of using their web to lower right in front of your face...Salazar said:Spiders.
I once slept for a couple of hours, and one almost the size of my palm was on my back underneath a beachtowel. Just fucking staying still. Probably thinking evil fucking thoughts. Sinister as fuck.
thats their purpose.brotkasten said:I'd like to know that as well. Same with flies. What's their fucking purpose besides eating shit and pissing me off when they're in the kitchen?
what!? That fool is probably the distant relative of a war hero!:lol°°ToMmY°° said:
I'm sure the people in Venice don't give a shit.Staccat0 said:what!? That fool is probably the distant relative of a war hero!:lol
brotkasten said:I'd like to know that as well. Same with flies. What's their fucking purpose besides eating shit and pissing me off when they're in the kitchen?
speculawyer said:
Nightshade1765 said:
ok, now I have to click!Zeliard said:I've heard about this video.
I will not click.
SolidusDave said:I just saw a gif which makes snapping turtles the douchebag animal of the day for me
warning, it's quite gruesome (though no humans involved, just a mouse...), so I won't put it in tags
http://imgur.com/G5HLB.gif
the gif also shows that mice are the most awesome animal of the day...
...until a douchebag snapping turtle strikes AGAIN
boy do I not want to go near them or accidental step on them in the water D:
Ripping it in half and watching its intestines trail behind it as it swims away?-COOLIO- said:but apart from going straight for the head this has to be one of the more humane ways to kill a mouse for eating
Crunched said:Ripping it in half and watching its intestines trail behind it as it swims away?