Lisa needs braces
Is this a P.T. reference? Please tell me it is. Lisa had some nasty ass teeth. Think she might need a full removal with dentures.
Lisa needs braces
YesssssssssssEDIT: Tell Damijo Francis that you seriously believe Mr. Bank is trying to scam you both.
Ahahaha
Nice!Dear Damijo,
I think that the bank is not credible at all - they want to laugh at you. They do not care about your daughter. They offered me a deal where I get 90% of the money, they get 10% and you get nothing. They wanted me to tell you that they can not pay back the money, and then to divide the money between me and the bank.
Of course, I would not do this, as you are my friend, and I would never have known about it without you. So what do you suggest I do?
Man I just want to fast forward time and get to mr. Francis's reply already!
Edit: at the end of the line is there any way to guilt trip or put these guys in a weird-ass position? Like, say you've robbed and committed horrible crimes to get more money for the daughter. And then confess in details about the crime you've committed while breaking down in tears. Completely derail the thread as he tries to soothe you down
You should just ask the bank to just take the $1,350 out of the money they're going to send you. You should also tell them that the IRS and the NSA have for some reason gotten hold of this transaction and that you cannot send $1,350 for fear that they might come after you and the bank.
Goddammit, Prez. I lost it.Transfer him $1.350 instead of $1,350.
Dear brother,
I read your message, and I can see that you are very serious man and a liar, because the bank can never do what you say, they offered you, because they know that I can sue them for that also I see that you want to create problems between the bank and my self, because I went to the bank cashier yesterday at Western Union and make sure that the code that you sent to the bank was not correct, but I do not know why are you doing this to me?
My life is a sick little girl does not mean anything to you? why are you heartless? or do you think that I have a child, you can play around with?
I asked for your help financially in the deal, because I have no reactivation fee that the bank demanded from you, but I see that you are only playing with me.
NAME: DAMIJO FRANCIS
TEXT QUESTION: COUNTRY
ANSWER: LOME-TOGO
ADDRESS: BOULEVARD DE 13 JANVIER LOME-TOGO
COUNTRY: TOGO
You can send money to my name, so I'm going to take it and pay it to the bank on your behalf if you do not trust the bank, if not, I will know that you have only played with me in this transaction.
Sincerely lawyer
Damijo Francis Esq.
That address is for a canadian immigration office or something, according to google anyways.
http://www.accescanada.com/fr/nos-bureaux/24-bureau-de-lome-togo-.html
http://www.accescanada.com/fr/avertissement.html
They even have a page saying not to send anyone money there who asks for it.
Is this a P.T. reference? Please tell me it is. Lisa had some nasty ass teeth. Think she might need a full removal with dentures.
Has anyone stopped to think that maybe the Hon. Mr. Damijo Francis, Barrister, Esq. is on the level?
Send him the money already!
Ok, now it's your turn guys.
Hell, I'm not even paying 1 USD to him...
That address is for a canadian immigration office or something, according to google anyways.
http://www.accescanada.com/fr/nos-bureaux/24-bureau-de-lome-togo-.html
http://www.accescanada.com/fr/avertissement.html
They even have a page saying not to send anyone money there who asks for it.
Good find!
In case anyone's wondering, this is not a site of the Canadian government. It is a private company that sells immigration services to help (what I gather are) French-speaking African citizens to get a Canadian visa.
I had to do a double-take myself because they subtly aped the drab style of the canadian governmental sites.
Ok, now it's your turn guys.
Ok, now it's your turn guys.
I like to think that somewhere on the Internet, there is another message board that decided to create a fake scammer story, see if anyone would bite, have fun with it, and laugh at the poor sap's expense. And now GAF is unknowingly going back and forth with this other message board, trying to one up the other.
That address is for a canadian immigration office or something, according to google anyways.
http://www.accescanada.com/fr/nos-bureaux/24-bureau-de-lome-togo-.html
http://www.accescanada.com/fr/avertissement.html
They even have a page saying not to send anyone money there who asks for it.
I second the misspelled name and the 1.350. You could even say that your country follows the new metric system where dots are treated as commas, hence the 1.350.
We gotta stall him for a couple of rounds at least till we figure out the final fireworks
I like to think that somewhere on the Internet, there is another message board that decided to create a fake scammer story, see if anyone would bite, have fun with it, and laugh at the poor sap's expense. And now GAF is unknowingly going back and forth with this other message board, trying to one up the other.
I like to think that somewhere on the Internet, there is another message board that decided to create a fake scammer story, see if anyone would bite, have fun with it, and laugh at the poor sap's expense. And now GAF is unknowingly going back and forth with this other message board, trying to one up the other.