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Football Thread 2013/2014 |OT1| Moyes, Master of Muppets

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Sage00

Once And Future Member
Hey guys.

Bit late.

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MON THE HOOPS
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:D
 

Timber

Member
I wish I could say that I couldn't have asked for a better top of the page, but I could def ask Lustig to shave off that disgusting nonstache.
 
Is it only shit players online who send messages to the tune of 'fucking nooooooooooooooob'?

@Sleepless, couldn;t believe all 4 of those bullets missed when you killed me, you were like that woman in MGS2 with the bullet-altering power :p

That'll teach me for trying to get close enough to shiv you lol


Body armour should be ineffective within 5 yards. Sprinting through a hail of bullets to melee someone should not be a legitimate strategy

I didn't even have the full armour on, just the helmet. Rushing to melee is a bad strategy but when it works it's awesome.
 

Salvadora

Member
Madrid value Higuain at £37m, but won't pay more than £25m for Suaez.

Stupid fucker should never have agreed a 4 year deal. I highly doubt we'll sell this summr if these are the kind of offers we'll get.

There is no way in a million years that Arsene pays £37m for Higuain, but Napoli might. Then Real Madrid make a move for Suarez. No more top forwards left in Europe for transfer.

Arsenal are bin dipping. Fuckin' hell.
 

jtb

Banned
There is no way in a million years that Arsene pays £37m for Higuain, but Napoli might. Then Real Madrid make a move for Suarez. No more top forwards left in Europe for transfer.

Arsenal are bin dipping. Fuckin' hell.

who needs a world class player when you've signed Ligue 1 2's hottest prospect?
 

Salvadora

Member
who needs a world class player when you've signed Ligue 1 2's hottest prospect?

If we miss out on Higuain & Suarez we should give up on the hunt for a striker. Giroud/Walcott/Sanogo/Bendtner will have to do. I'm very opposed to blowing our load on some rising star.

Or alternatively we do a Barca and play without a striker.
 
as the farewell to this OT:

The Wild Moyes is calling
And Garay is on his way
Fabregas is staying put
Sad news for Moyes today

The Wild Moyes is fuckin scared
Now that Mourinho is back in town
All of England belongs to him
As New Jack City to Nino Brown

The Wild Moyes is confused
The supporters follow the intrigue
The only thing certain for Moyes
Is a spot on Europa League

Wild Moyes will remain titleless
As he descents through the ranks
This cunt training Man United
Is like fuckin and shooting blanks
 
as the farewell to this OT:

The Wild Moyes is calling
And Garay is on his way
Fabregas is staying put
Sad news for Moyes today

The Wild Moyes is fuckin scared
Now that Mourinho is back in town
All of England belongs to him
As New Jack City to Nino Brown

The Wild Moyes is confused
The supporters follow the intrigue
The only thing certain for Moyes
Is a spot on Europa League

Wild Moyes will remain titleless
As he descents through the ranks
This cunt training Man United
Is like fuckin and shooting blanks

Perfection.

Straight up in the new OP please.
 

dc89

Member
as the farewell to this OT:

The Wild Moyes is calling
And Garay is on his way
Fabregas is staying put
Sad news for Moyes today

The Wild Moyes is fuckin scared
Now that Mourinho is back in town
All of England belongs to him
As New Jack City to Nino Brown

The Wild Moyes is confused
The supporters follow the intrigue
The only thing certain for Moyes
Is a spot on Europa League

Wild Moyes will remain titleless
As he descents through the ranks
This cunt training Man United
Is like fuckin and shooting blanks

I would seriously buy/download a collection of your poems.
 

GorillaJu

Member
as the farewell to this OT:

The Wild Moyes is calling
And Garay is on his way
Fabregas is staying put
Sad news for Moyes today

The Wild Moyes is fuckin scared
Now that Mourinho is back in town
All of England belongs to him
As New Jack City to Nino Brown

The Wild Moyes is confused
The supporters follow the intrigue
The only thing certain for Moyes
Is a spot on Europa League

Wild Moyes will remain titleless
As he descents through the ranks
This cunt training Man United
Is like fuckin and shooting blanks

Hopefully he remains thread titleless for a few years as well.
 

Fry

Member
I'm just going to create the new OT because this one won't be over until tomorrow and then I won't be able to do it anymore.
 
If Arsenal don't sign someone big this window I'm turning to hard drugs, I already feel more and more like a shaking crack addict with every transfer rumour.
 

ShogunX

Member
It doesn't take much (squad-wise) to win either domestic cup. The reason we've struggled with them is the ridiculous lack of depth (and shit attitudes all around). I'd say Liverpool are just as equipped as Arsenal are to make a run in the cups and win something.

That's the problem for me with Arsenal being linked with top players. The club as a whole lacks a winning mentality and it's going to take something drastic for that to change.

Every year it seems to be the same story and instead of this -
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You end up with this -
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No doubt as a club Liverpool would love to have regular Champions League football just like Arsenal do but I'm not convinced Arsenal can match a top players ambitions. Bigger and better teams than both Liverpool and Arsenal have already strengthened so I just dont see Arsenal as anything but making up the numbers.
 
as the farewell to this OT:

The Wild Moyes is calling
And Garay is on his way
Fabregas is staying put
Sad news for Moyes today

The Wild Moyes is fuckin scared
Now that Mourinho is back in town
All of England belongs to him
As New Jack City to Nino Brown

The Wild Moyes is confused
The supporters follow the intrigue
The only thing certain for Moyes
Is a spot on Europa League

Wild Moyes will remain titleless
As he descents through the ranks
This cunt training Man United
Is like fuckin and shooting blanks
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Next OP pls
 

Salvadora

Member
That's the problem for me with Arsenal being linked with top players. The club as a whole lacks a winning mentality and it's going to take something drastic for that to change.

Every year it seems to be the same story and instead of this -
FILE+20+Years+Premier+League+Winners+U5P0ZQ3Epfvl.jpg


You end up with this -
Arsenal-celebrate-4th-in-dressing-room.jpg


No doubt as a club Liverpool would love to have regular Champions League foo just like Arsenal do but I'm not convinced Arsenal can match a top players ambitions. Bigger and better teams than both Liverpool and Arsenal have already strengthened so I just dont see Arsenal as anything but making up the numbers.
A winning mentality is earning 26/30 points since the Spurs defeat.
 
'Its a shame we couldn't quite get the Messi deal done and our bid fell short by just £97m, but I must say, the flight provided by Aereoflot™ could not have been more pleasant.'
 

Lightning

Banned
There is no way in a million years that Arsene pays £37m for Higuain, but Napoli might. Then Real Madrid make a move for Suarez. No more top forwards left in Europe for transfer.

Arsenal are bin dipping. Fuckin' hell.
If you were Arsene Wenger what would you do right now?
 

Pachimari

Member
Which are the biggest transfers this summer so far? I'm mostly only up-to-date with Real Madrid transfers.

Cavani (Napoli > PSG)
Falcao (Atletico de Madrid > Monaco)
Hulk (Zenit > Monaco)
Moutinho (Porto > Monaco)
James (Porto > Monaco)
Neymar (Santos > Barcelona)
Tevez (City > Juventus)
Thiago (Barcelona > Bayern)
Götze (Borrusia > Bayern)

What other big transfers has happened?
 
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