Have you ever wildly gesticulated the wanker signal to an 18 year old player on the opposition team?
If not, then you are not a part of the group.
10 years ago I was watching Costa Rica v Japan in the U20 WC, and a Costa Rican player made this excellent dribble up the right. Pace, moves - one of those moments where you do everything better and faster than the defenders. Then he gets close to the corner flag and whips in the most pathetic cross I have seen to no one at all; Japan had Costa Rica hemmed in so effectively that none of his teammates had bothered to move out of their own half.
The contrast between the stunning quality of his run, and the stunning lack of quality of his cross, and that no one his team bothered to support him at all caused me to let out this loud cackle. That upset a nearby fan who accused me of being, basically, a caveman picking on an 18 y/o.
But it really was funny.