TheLetdown
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nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
Absolutely barbaric.
nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
So I've been told. But the way I see it, I'm going to get old no matter what and if I'm going to have a bowel problem, I might as well embrace it. Treat the issue, obviously, but have a little fun in the process. Why else do people have children? So we can hold the fact that we wiped their ass for the first few years of their life over their heads when we get old and now it's time for them to return the favor.As a grown man having someone wipe your ass for you is the most depressing experience ever.
Yes OK but if you're causing your poop to fountain onto the showerhead, then the next time you shower you will be showering in poop.For 30 years of my life I was wiping.
Since about a year I'm always showering my ass after every poop. OMG SO MUCH BETTER.
I don't have a bidet at home.
I'm utilizing a technique where I sit on my legs on the outer edge of my bathtub so my poopihole is hovering free. Then I turbo it with the showerhead. 10/10 can recommend.
10/10
"Hmm. Belly button's probably a better place to stop"
Toilet paper or the person?
The toilet paper. Before you wipe, do you just crumple the paper or do you fold it?The world of wiping is truly expansive.
I don't even know what that means! Tell me more.
Whoa, if friendships could be built on something as flimsy as heiney hygiene you'd be my very best bud.
Sometimes I wonder how some of you have made it this far.
The reason women have to be careful when wiping is due to cross contamination, dont want poo in the V.
Men dont have a V, so you just need to be concerned with getting clean.
Wiping towards your balls doesnt sound the best way to get clean LOL.
I did the whole "wiping between the legs" motion and they all shook their heads.
How do men with hairy butts deal with wiping the chunks out of their butt pubes when there is no bidet around?
I'm asking for a friend.
It also makes the barrier between your fingers and butt much thinner.The toilet paper. Before you wipe, do you just crumple the paper or do you fold it?
I used to be a crumpler but I found that folding saves way more paper
A gentleman always carries a mustache comb.How do men with hairy butts deal with wiping the chunks out of their butt pubes when there is no bidet around?
I'm asking for a friend.
The reason women have to be careful when wiping is due to cross contamination, dont want poo in the V.
Men dont have a V, so you just need to be concerned with getting clean.
Wiping towards your balls doesnt sound the best way to get clean LOL.
So I've been told. But the way I see it, I'm going to get old no matter what and if I'm going to have a bowel problem, I might as well embrace it. Treat the issue, obviously, but have a little fun in the process. Why else do people have children? So we can hold the fact that we wiped their ass for the first few years of their life over their heads when we get old and now it's time for them to return the favor.
I don't wipe, I just get in the shower quick and wash my ass.
...why did I enter this thread?
nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
You can fix all of your problems with a bidet.
I wipe forward and have never had an issue. I know people who wipe backwards and end up getting shit on the toilet seat. They probably also have shit up their back too.
I wish this was more of a thing in the United States.
Garden hoseWhat bidet do you guys recommend?
Both directions for best results. Also left, right, B, A, Start.
This sentence creased me up. Imagining you surrounded by your college friends and them shaking their heads at you.
Thought this was about Tinder....welp.
Wetting folded toilet paper works well too if you're in one of those contained public restrooms.Wet wipes or wash.
Anything else and your butthole's going to stink of shit until you do one of the above.
Wetting folded toilet paper works well too if you're in one of those contained public restrooms.
This thread is a lot of fun and all, but this guy gets it. And your balls or taint aren't going to be dirty if you're wiping till the tissue is clean.I've always gone between the legs back to front (BLB2F), why wouldn't you? Your legs are spread so you're getting prime access without having to lift a leg or stand. I never understood the shitty balls argument because I, like most people, have a taint that acts as a generous buffer between the two. I don't start wiping and then keep the toilet paper pinned against my body til I reach my belly button. You can feel where you're supposed to end the wiping motion and it's long before you reach the back of your sack. And if you're that worried about it then boom, your other hand can easily move everything out of the way.
BLB2F lets you check out how much more work you have to do and then just drop it right into the water, keeping everything contained in the bowl. Do most people go from the side? So you're just pulling shitty tissue out from under yourself and flinging shit particles into the air before you look at the paper and then drop it into the bowl in front of you? And doesn't that just have risks of getting it on your thigh or the seat?
The world of wiping is truly expansive.
I don't even know what that means! Tell me more.
Wipe toward your balls then proceed to have oral sex.
Holy shit lol!
The right way
Good luck literally anywhere else
You'll be constipated if you ever come to the states lol
This "no bidet" thing is just something from the USA? Or will I have to deal with no bidets in Europe too for example? Maybe it changes from country to country over there. (I'm from South America)
This "no bidet" thing is just something from the USA? Or will I have to deal with no bidets in Europe too for example? Maybe it changes from country to country over there. (I'm from South America)
They're certainly not commonplace here in the UK. We also often have separate hot and cold taps which sometimes shocks people from countries that only have mixers!
Read this thread while shifting at home and before clicking on off-topic thought "I should post something about shitting on gaf".Reading this thread while having a shit at work.
This "no bidet" thing is just something from the USA? Or will I have to deal with no bidets in Europe too for example? Maybe it changes from country to country over there. (I'm from South America)
I just sit over the sink and splash my bum with water like a makeshift bidet.I don't wipe, I just get in the shower quick and wash my ass.