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[Charles Alan Ratliff]

That's enough NeoGAF for me tonight.

See you all in the morning when I can parse what's real. It's 3:30 AM and I am starting to believe this game may be OK.

 

[OdysseusVA]

Gaming side doesn't want this! Take it back, OT!

 

[Austriacus]

Yes, of course a game about a celebrity in which you can be her friend is gona be popular. Its whats most teenagers and weird adults wish was their reality.

The studio is gona get so much money with this.

 

[Angelus Errare]

This thread is totally going to not go well.

 

[Kayant]

"[Port Beg=Ban] " - Am so tempted because I truly cannot imagine playing anything else atm.

"DATE AND DUMP CELEBS at the best parties and hottest clubs! Flirt and become the next huge celebrity power-couple! " - Lmaooo what a surprise this is a main feature /s.... I wonder if it's hinting at something

Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App

Suck all the money out of you

I wonder how much money the mobile industry can suck out of people before they stop paying these IAP's.

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

Yeah I did a first look on the game and it's.... well... it's something

 

[Buzzman]

Oh great, another casualized Kardashian sim dumbed down for the masses. Call me when it isn't a pay2win game.

 

[Trey]

Gaming side doesn't want this! Take it back, OT!

Sorry, no port begging.

 

[OG Loc]

Goddamn I done already got some broad number. And fuck this hand holding tutorial. I wanna ball the fuck out bruh

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Oh great, another casualized Kardashian sim dumbed down for the mobile crowd. Call me when it isn't F2P.

Chris Avellone or bust.

 

[Ushiwaka]

[Port Beg=Ban]

Bhahahahaha
Fucking killed me.

 

[OG Loc]

I just left the club and had some Dustin diamond dude hit on me. If this ain't the most Hollywood shit ever.

 

[illmatic22]

I just left the club and had some Dustin diamond dude hit on me. If this ain't the most Hollywood shit ever.

Better give him some or he'll get bitter and write a book about you.

 

[CecilRousso]

Let's kickstart a spiritual sequel to this that isn't a moneygrabbing disappointment.

 

[Kenaras]

When I saw the topic title, I desperately hoped it was satire. That this game didn't actually exist.

I am saddened to learn the truth.

 

[supergiz]

Yeah I did a first look on the game and it's.... well... it's something

I was just watching that first look you did haha good stuff. So it seems there is more to the photoshoot than I thought. I was confused on how to do that part.

This is yours right?

Android Games: Kim Kardashian:Hollywood - First L…: http://youtu.be/WiRheoKRYv0

 

[GHG]

I will actually try this when I get home.

Doing activities to increase booty size sounds like a win to me.

 

[cw_sasuke]

So noooow women as lreads in gaming are bad ? GAF make up your mind.

;-)

 

[DominoKid]

How embarrassed must the developers at Glu Games be? I mean, I guess it will rake in money by cashing in on her audience, but goddamn would it be humiliating to know you worked on a Kardashian mobile game.

Developing a Barbie or reality TV show tie-in game would be 100 times better.

not a bit. the money all spends the same.

 

[Rivitur]

The existence of this makes my head hurt...

Also my first GIF : D

Spoiler

I wouldn't mind begging to get in that port

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

Sony and MS scrambling to moneyhat a port.

 

[spirity]

Neither talent nor intelligence are needed to succeed in Kim's app universe.

No shit, ya -$500 mug.

 

[Thursday War]

port beg = ban

:lol :lol :lol

 

[the_batman]

dat thread title tho

 

[Ban Puncher]

What, and eat into my 'Love Live! School Idol Festival' game time?

Nah, son.

 

[striferser]

That thread title though....
$500 to become a list celebritiy? Why, that's cheaper than xbone!

 

[MastaKilla]

Won't lie, came into this thread solely for the inevitable ass pictures. There were few and they were marvelous, but there could have been more.

 

[yurinka]

Can you make sex-tapes in the game? If not, downgrade confirmed!

 

[cw_sasuke]

Can you make sex-tapes in the game? If not, downgrade confirmed!

Probably an in-app purchase since its kinda like cheating your way to the top.

 

[SPACECADET]

is this a roguelike?

 

[Kaizer]

Game should've come with an instant download of "I Hit It First" by Brandy's brother.

 

[Corto]

I need a score. On a scale from 1 to horrible how bad it really is? Someone?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Great GAME. Been PLAYING it a few days. Better than trash like SONIC

AMA. I'm an EXPERT.

 

[OG Loc]

Bitches blowing up my phone AND rent due.
This game is hitting a little too close to home.

 

[Love Deterrence]

Oh, my God. [Port Beg=Ban] killed me.

 

[Phlebas]

Thread title is flawless.

So this is basically just a re-skin of their other game about becoming a celeb.

Spoiler

No variety I tell you

 

[CrimsonCommie]

If this doesn't win all the GOTY awards including GAFs then gaming is truly dead.

 

[Head.spawn]

Konami-code to unlock Ray Jay?

 

[Phlebas]

Konami-code to unlock Ray Jay?

Who is this Ray Jay guy people keep talking about?

 

[onanie]

Finally, a non-shooter game with exciting new gameplay mechanics.

 

[PodcastFips]

Does her ass have it's own gravity?
My god.

 

[Twin Tails]

Who is this Ray Jay guy people keep talking about?

he is the person that she did the sex tape with that launched he "career" come on you should know your Kim Kardashian lore.

 

[E-Cat]

This game is a really disgusting reflection on society.

 

[stiktis]

I demand multiplayer battles so I can humiliate all my friends in Zoolander-like walk offs!!!

WALK OFF

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

I played it thanks... Fuck now I need to wait an hour to play it since I wasted all my Lighting Bolts.

 

[Love Deterrence]

Konami-code to unlock Ray Jay?

No, no! The Konami code grants access to the game's epilogue scenario, in which the player discovers that there's nothing special about Kim's ass -- it is simply enhanced by nanomachines.

 

[Joey Ravn]

This is Frog Fractions 2, right? It has to be. I want to believe.

 

[JB-the-Hunter]

I would buy this game if they used the gorgeous, classic Kim Kardashian design rather than the ugly, modern version. Her classic design was so much better.

 

[luca_aros]

ok...i kinda need this...

 

[Mr. Pointy]

I need to know two things before downloading this game.

1. Can you torment Rob Kardashian for being fat in this game?

2. Is Khloe dating French Montana in this game and if so, can you make her date even shittier rappers like Chingy, Vanilla Ice or ICP?