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[daffyduck]

This would have been better if the Spideys were all pointing at each other.

 

[SJRB]

 

[DrFigs]

I will now see your movie

 

[22:22:22]

She plays a very dynamic character fwiw.

 

[22:22:22]

Ffs prolly such a cliche checkmark "movie" and seeing this wow hot women thing. Sad. Understandable. Still sad.

Then again I'm a hypocrite so enjoy your koolaid

 

[Solarstrike]

 

[22:22:22]

 

[22:22:22]

Highly posted before...

 

[AJUMP23]

What a team.

 

[AJUMP23]

Who cut this film.

 

[OverHeat]

 

[DeafTourette]

EVERYONE is eviscerating this film. Men, women, conservative, liberal... It's just a bad movie overall. Even my favorite movie reviewers hate this movie ...

 

[SirKicksalot]

What a team.

Dracula Untold and Gods of Egypt are awesome.
Really curious where SJ Clarkson ends up after tanking this and the Game of Thrones Bloodmoon pilot. Back to the Marvel TV mines?

 

[DeafTourette]

Dracula Untold and Gods of Egypt are awesome.
Really curious where SJ Clarkson ends up after tanking this and the Game of Thrones Bloodmoon pilot. Back to the Marvel TV mines?

Fuck that! Her career is over

 

[CGNoire]

Dat bottom shot looks like it was taken at the Brazzers Awards.

 

[SJRB]

 

[kruis]

What was that definition of madness again?

BTW The RT score is savage.

 

[GymWolf]

This looks like a some trash CW show.

Arrow season 1 and 2 smash this piece of shit tho.

 

[balls of snow]

Gonna watch it soonish for the memes ( and the smokin hot actresses).

 

[GymWolf]

Who is the blonde in the middle?

You uncultured sweeney.

 

[Forsythia]

Sidney Sweeney is smoking but when there's so much nude material of her out there, is it really worth it to watch this?

 

[daffyduck]

Well at least it’s good fodder for Rifftrax.

 

[Trilobit]

Bring back real directors and writers to comic book movies. I haven't seen one of those kinds of movies in the theaters for many years now. And I used to love them.

 

[Eiknarf]

What was that definition of madness again?

BTW The RT score is savage.

Yikes!

And MORE yikes:
28 Critics
14 Audience/Users

Madame Web

Forced to confront revelations about her past, Cassandra Webb (Dakota Johnson), a paramedic in Manhattan who may have clairvoyant abilities, forges a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures…if they can all survive a deadly present.

www.metacritic.com

 

[Fake]

So, what is left from Spider-Man universe? Scorpion? Dr.Octopus?

Maybe a movie about J.J Jamison, but he is like to conservative to be on movie. Maybe Uncle May spinoff.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Saw it in IMAX, didn't expect anything from it, but I actually enjoyed it; at least the first two acts.
Ask me anything you want to know I guess, if you care enough.

 

[NickFire]

Saw it in IMAX, didn't expect anything from it, but I actually enjoyed it; at least the first two acts.
Ask me anything you want to know I guess, if you care enough.

Does Imax put the butter on the popcorn or do they make you do that yourself? Thinking about going to one for Deadpool this summer. Best to be prepared.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Does Imax put the butter on the popcorn or do they make you do that yourself? Thinking about going to one for Deadpool this summer. Best to be prepared.

This must be a US thing cause I've never heard of that, there's no separate butter for popcorn here lol; that sounds like it would get gross/greasy real quick and a nightmare for the ushers who have to clean the theater.

 

[GloveSlap]

I swear it's like they are trying to make Spider-Man less cool by having so many people have the same powers.

 

[AJUMP23]

This must be a US thing cause I've never heard of that, there's no separate butter for popcorn here lol; that sounds like it would get gross/greasy real quick and a nightmare for the ushers who have to clean the theater.

Ya we have extra butter stations and season salt stations for popcorn in the US. Is it greasy sure, is it good, you bet.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Ya we have extra butter stations and season salt stations for popcorn in the US. Is it greasy sure, is it good, you bet.

Now I can't picture US theaters without nasty armrests because everyone is greasing them up.

 

[AJUMP23]

Now I can't picture US theaters without nasty armrests because everyone is greasing them up.

We have napkins. At least I use them.

I did leave a theater the other day and the older couple on my row opened a bunch of candy and just threw all the wrappers on the ground. Not typical and rude.

 

[DeafTourette]

We have napkins. At least I use them.

I did leave a theater the other day and the older couple on my row opened a bunch of candy and just threw all the wrappers on the ground. Not typical and rude.

Those butter stations make the popcorn eating experience SO MUCH better! But the theaters I go to don't have seasoning for the popcorn.

I hate when people put stuff on the floor like wrappers or while containers. It doesn't matter that that's what housekeeping is for but at least be mindful to make their jobs a little bit easier.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Fucken shit

 

[Trunx81]

This now is also my favorite line from the movie

Spoiler: End Spoiler

Wait, the villain gets killed by PRODUCT PLACEMENT?! Lol

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

This now is also my favorite line from the movie

Maybe they recorded it, but there's no such line in the movie iirc.

 

[Trunx81]

Maybe they recorded it, but there's no such line in the movie iirc.

Maybe it’s from the Pepsi or Mtn Dew commercial?

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Maybe it’s from the Pepsi or Mtn Dew commercial?

, haven't seen any promotional materials since I don't watch trailers.

 

[Eiknarf]

This now is also my favorite line from the movie

Spoiler: End Spoiler

Wait, the villain gets killed by PRODUCT PLACEMENT?! Lol

Sweeney being in this Marvel crap is out of character and I said that the second I heard of her casting a year ago.

These types of movies are not her thing. Well, they weren’t. And still shouldn’t be.

Get back to artsy shit / not actual shit

 

[Kilau]

This must be a US thing cause I've never heard of that, there's no separate butter for popcorn here lol; that sounds like it would get gross/greasy real quick and a nightmare for the ushers who have to clean the theater.

Like we would notice lol.

 

[AJUMP23]

Going well.

 

[Trunx81]

Going well.

Best ad for a movie I’ve seen in a long time.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Going well.

lol if I'm remembering the right girl, she's covered up in a non-form fitting shirt and completely unremarkable looking for most of it; I guess where there's a will there's a way.

 

[ResilientBanana]

I mean, it wreaks of shit. Just like The Marvels.

 

[kunonabi]

I swear it's like they are trying to make Spider-Man less cool by having so many people have the same powers.

That's basically what the comics have been doing for years. It's why I hated Madam Web when she showed up, it's why I hated all the random Spider-People that sprung up starting with Miles, and why I hate all the multiverse stuff. This idea that every culture, every decade, every city, every financial bracket, etc needs their own Spider hero representation is just silly.

 

[HoodWinked]

Seems like another certified Morbius banger. Then later Kraven the Hunter to complete the trilogy.

 

[Carmen Winstead]

What a team.

There's porn out there better written than the movies listed here.

 

[Phobos Base]

I remember the days when Chris Stuckmann would actually call out bad movies, not skirting around criticising people in the industry who might hire him.

 

[Badlucktroll]

now i want to go see this because it sounds so batshit

 

[SidViscous]

I remember the days when Chris Stuckmann would actually call out bad movies, not skirting around criticising people in the industry who might hire him.

If you dislike how often he plugs the fact he made his own movie in his videos, just wait until you find out about his sordid "open relationship" he's forced his wife into because his unfortunate upbringing within a religious cult has made it impossible for him to accept he's just gay.

I saw this film on valentines day (and no I'm not single) thinking I was in the mood to watch a fun bad movie, but it's not a fun bad movie, it's not even the movie they advertised in the trailers. The whole film is just grumpy lady using her ability to see the future to try and stop these three teenagers (played by adults) from getting killed by costume shop Spiderman.

It doesn't have superheroes in it, or superhero fights, she literally just defends these girls using fireworks, trucks and.. a giant falling pepsi logo. you only see the "spider girls" in a dream sequence right at the start, and a future vision sequence at the end which lasts all of maybe 30 seconds combined. Then the worst part is the movie is two hours long because they keep repeating the same clip over and over to drill home the future-sight ability, Actually scrap that, the worst part is Sidney Sweeney wears a fucking sweater the whole movie.