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Notorious joke characters of GAF past

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Deleted member 30609

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oh my god that alt-community looks so gross
 
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Wallach

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Salazar said:
Is this the case ? What happened ?

Even if so, seems like a happy ending. He's a pathetic twerp.
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Nah, it's bullshit to make it seem like he's a victim of those derned fascist moderators ruinin' our GAF!

Not that anyone with any fucking sense misses the little waste sack to begin with.
 
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Equus Bellator Apex

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chapel said:
Figured I would share costanza's thread recently on another forum:

Costanza is dead

Edit: I thought I would mention that costanza was banned for no real reason other than he was apart of the rb community. They have all ported over and are going strong, which is nice. Not even gaf could break up the band!

Reason why Wrath2x got banned

He didn't actually PM spam anyone btw, just PMed someone that asked.

Don't expect those links to be up soon, and I will probably be banned. Its worth it though.

For those with FF, it doesn't work right, click the link, then copy it into a new tab. Sorry. Chrome though, always ace!
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Wow, they have a Hot Women thread, with nudity!!??!!
 
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Great Rumbler

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Ceres said:
demi was a troll that some people liked.

But he also was one of the people who organized sending MSG4 spoilers to people that had their Xbox/PS3 usernames posted in those Gaf threads so I don't know why anyone would still want him around.
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Free demi
 
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alr1ght

bish gets all the credit :)
that's a nifty youtube script they have there. My greasemonkey script seems ugly compared to that.
 
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LaserBuddha

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The gift that keeps on giving.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405368&page=2
Vigilant Walrus said:
Dude, I love everything in the Sea. When I was five I had to watch The little mermaid with a pillow in my crotch for christ sake! But I sure as hell do not like the fact of things going into my penis, that I have no control over! I think it's actually nature violation. We all have bounderies, and personally(cant speak for others) sticking things up someone elses penis is a violation of personal space. I won't forgive those kind of animals. No... not even animals. parasites!
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Vigilant Walrus said:
In truth I think you would be dissapointed. In essence people just think I am weird because I write with bad english.
I don't really think I am that different. It just sounds more extreme than it is, and also I get excited. I'm very emotional, and large kind of guy. I'm almost as big as Shaq in real life(not in muscle, im kinda fat).
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rvy

Banned
I always figured that Doom_Bringer was a joke character. That guy was fun. His shemale porn was fun too. And... Sephiroth taking someone's virginity or some shit.
 
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2 Minutes Turkish

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Excuse the ignorance, but how can you be a joke character on an anonymous (mostly) internet forum?

Unless you have an alt that is the 'real' you, then aren't you just a douche?
 
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LaserBuddha

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2 Minutes Turkish said:
Excuse the ignorance, but how can you be a joke character on an anonymous (mostly) internet forum?

Unless you have an alt that is the 'real' you, then aren't you just a douche?
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It's all about whether you are doing it because that's who you are, or if it's put on to get a reaction.
 
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Lionel Mandrake

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You know, say what you will about Costanza, but thanks to him I got Toy Story, Toy Story 2, and the Princess and the Frog, all on Blu-Ray and DVD, as well as two tickets for Toy Story 3, all for around $5.

That was pretty sweet.
 
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Rorschach

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Vox-Pop and all the other pedo-for-attention characters. Yeah, that shit was already old 6 years ago when SoG was doing it.
 
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livestOne

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and here comes the annual masturbatory gaf thread

btw who was that poster that ended up preparing for and then fuckin a melon(cantaloupe?) live? :lol I remember that thread being so ridiculous I stayed up all night just to watch it.
 
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kai3345

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Vigilant Walrus from the Awkward Stories Thread.
There is no way he is real

Vigilant Walrus said:
11 years old. Me and my mom moved to new place. My precious cat could not come along. No cats allowed in new apartment. Mom promised new pets. We looked at many but ended up with a Guniea Pig.

I was not sold on it, but my mom had one when she was a child told me they were cute. After a few days of getting one, labelled "Dexter" since its odd markings looked like it had black pants with a white coat on it, we got a girl to keep it company so it was not lonely. she was kinda beige, but we named her "Diddy" after Dexters sister in the show Dexters Labrotory, which I was a fan of at the time.

We come home with Diddy and about to put her into the Cage. And there I saw it. There was no hello, to the new room mate. Dexter, without sniffing or saying hello, immediate jumped on Diddy and started raping her, while me and my mother was watching. Diddy was screaming... They were always saying these high pitched noises. All the time. My 11 year old self was not thinking, but I remember feelings of embarasment and regret, and "this is not a cat. This sucks"!.
My mom looks at me... "honey" she said. "they are just playing".

She thought I was so stupid that I was not aware that they were fucking each others brains out. My 11 year old self wanted to think that these two guniea pigs would be brothers and sisters, but instead I had witnessed some sort of fucked up incest rape, with my own mother taking witness as well as covering it up with lies.
My perception of sex was ever changed, for when I faced real sexual education with how to wear a condom, STDs and such, the only thing I was thinking about constantly was those two guniea pigs fucking in front of me, like I was not there, with my mom playing damage control.
A part of me died that day. I died at 11 years old.
I know what ass humping was, I had seen it during animals show. I was still in the face of girls equals cooties(children STDs) and still the face of kissing being gross. I just was not prepared for that. I wanted my cat back.
It was awkward seeing films with your parents that had sex scenes in them. We would always just look at each other shrug, or avoid eye contact, but this was worse. This was the truth death, that they speak of in True Blood. Your own fucking hamsters commiting sodomy in front of your eyes. Fuuuucccckkkkkkk.
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tokkun

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Aeana said:
What makes Dragona a joke mod?
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Let's say someone posts a news article about a woman getting in a car accident while putting on make-up. What will the first 10 replies be?
 
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Aeana

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tokkun said:
Let's say someone posts a news article about a woman getting in a car accident while putting on make-up. What will the first 10 replies be?
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I don't see how that makes her a joke mod. That says more about other people wanting to make sexist remarks than her. I'm personally happy to see someone making an attempt to keep this place from turning into a complete boys club.
 
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ThatObviousUser

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kai3345 said:
Vigilant Walrus from the Awkward Stories Thread.
There is no way he is real
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That's ridiculous.

Everyone knows Dexter's sister is Dee-dee. Not Diddy, that's from Donkey Kong Country 2.
 
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Staccat0

Fail out bailed
I tried it for a while but no one noticed and it didn't really work:/ (I tried to post as a feminist lesbian for a year, but it never took and no one cared, lol)
I'm not cut out for it.
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Staccat0 said:
I tried it for a while but no one noticed and it didn't really work:/ (I tried to post as a feminist lesbian for a year, but it never took and no one cared, lol)
I'm not cut out for it.
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I thought it was funny when you were pretending (?) to be a convicted rapist but it seems you have dropped the act.

Sounds like most of these characters were before my time. I don't think Vigilante Warlus is a joke character, I'd like to think he's just weird and maybe a little troubled.
 
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Combichristoffersen

Combovers don't work when there is no hair
LAUGHTREY said:
Was the "If terrorists held your family hostage, would you fuck a dolphin" guy mentioned?
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Vigilante Walrus has been mentioned quite a few times, yes. He is indeed the gift that keeps on giving.
 
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perfectchaos007

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Seems like Crushed and Constanza have dominated this thread. I wish Crushed didn't get perma'd. I'd like to think that after 2 years of being banned that he would have learned his lesson to not post spoilers. But then again I'm not a mod and if I was this forum would probably take a turn for the worse.
 
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RadioHeadAche

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Q8D3vil said:
this, i remember costanza being everywhere in neogaf but he always what he was talking about in most of the OT's.

how did he get banned ?!
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I think there was some kind of meltdown in the Rock Banned thread.

Also, I didn't know Costanza was a joke character. He seemed pretty genuine to me.
 
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Narag

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RadioHeadAche said:
I think there was some kind of meltdown in the Rock Banned thread.

Also, I didn't know Costanza was a joke character. He seemed pretty genuine to me.
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Thought he got nailed prior to that for trolling a comic thread.

Edit: I'm likely wrong.
 
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legend166

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Whoompthereitis said:
Why the hell do people bother making 'joke characters' or 'trolling' anyway? I have to imagine they think they're being funny, but really it's the most pathetic thing ever.

'Oh hey, nice job. You fooled random strangers online. Good for you. So clever you are.'

I think it's bad for the forum, and these people do nothing except shit up the place.
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I don't know if you're trolling or not, but I've always thought this.

Trolling is basically "I'm going to deliberately act like an annoying moron, and when the person believes I'm an annoying moron, they will look stupid."

Huh?
 
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chapel

Banned
Does anyone remember Shake? Boy howdy, that character and his posse were in effect over at WYL. It didn't take long before we had to take effect and ban him. People fought for him, but eventually gave up or left.

Though here, they would have banned the whole lot no questions asked.

Speaking of that, not exactly a joke character, but someone I am sure most everyone loved or at least liked, Red Scarlet, was demodded for no real reason. She put a lot of time and effort into GAF and it was just shut down, because she checked out WYL. Whatever the mods reasons were here, she didn't deserve it. Thought I would share another link, in her own words: here

of course firefox users will have to click, then copy the link, then paste it right back into the url bar and press enter, it should work, sorry
 
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