Deep within Mount Vesuvius, through an endless maze of booby-trapped caves, there is a fortress. The sound of the boots of a thousand spies and reporters can be heard. The fortress of the Mainstream Media. In their meeting room, gathered at an arc-shaped table and cast in shadow, they plot the demise of YouTube.
The Faker, a crime lord whose countless minions can make any innocent YouTuber look like a racist at the touch of a button. The Feminazi, once Hitler's own right hand man, plots every day to make women the protagonists of all video games. The Shill, who possessed the supernatural power to disguise himself as a member of a YouTuber's fanbase and ruin their reputation. All the most evil men and women in the world were gathered.
The screen in the center of the room turned on, and a shadowy figure could be seen. He spoke in a hoarse voice.
"There is a man who has been standing in our way, who threatens to destroy our entire organization. We need to act now, before it's too late. I want all of you together to bring me this man's head. Bring me the head of this...
...this JonTron."
