Napoleonthechimp
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And admitting to owning the stuff is an excellent way of getting yourself fired.that is a fucking horrible thing to do
And admitting to owning the stuff is an excellent way of getting yourself fired.that is a fucking horrible thing to do
If my roommate ever left a note like that, I'd stop eating his food.
And start secretly putting my balls on all the food
All the food?
And admitting to owning the stuff is an excellent way of getting yourself fired.
Pizza sauce. It should have been written in that. God missed opportunities.
You know what my roommate did? She left her catnip mouse in the fucking toilet for me to find when I got home. She was just sitting on the bed like nothing happened too. I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and there was the mouse just floating in the water. So I had to fish it out of the water that had turned green (due to the catnip) and put it in the nearest sink. This isn't the first time she's done this either. Evil.
You know what my roommate did? She left her catnip mouse in the fucking toilet for me to find when I got home. She was just sitting on the bed like nothing happened too. I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and there was the mouse just floating in the water. So I had to fish it out of the water that had turned green (due to the catnip) and put it in the nearest sink. This isn't the first time she's done this either. Evil.
You know what my roommate did? She left her catnip mouse in the fucking toilet for me to find when I got home. She was just sitting on the bed like nothing happened too. I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and there was the mouse just floating in the water. So I had to fish it out of the water that had turned green (due to the catnip) and put it in the nearest sink. This isn't the first time she's done this either. Evil.
You know what my roommate did? She left her catnip mouse in the fucking toilet for me to find when I got home. She was just sitting on the bed like nothing happened too. I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and there was the mouse just floating in the water. So I had to fish it out of the water that had turned green (due to the catnip) and put it in the nearest sink. This isn't the first time she's done this either. Evil.
I don't understand. Was it a joke?
Could you simply flush it?
Yeah I'm going to clog the plumbing with a toy mouse. Sounds like a great idea. It will just dry out and she can play with it again. It's not like she also shat and pissed in there too.
I have no idea what a catnip mouse looks like. For some reason I was imaging it would just dissolve in the water, but I am now guessing there were non soluble parts.
I see what you're saying (although I disagree with cottage cheese being an "ingredient"). Ideally that would work with some items. When I moved in I said "hey I don't care if you guys use smaller stuff like spices or butter or cooking oil or condiments, but if you use a bunch of something replace it". That didn't work, no one replaces ANYTHING, they just wait for someone else to buy it again. Suddenly my hot sauce bottle is completely empty after I used it once and I wait two months to see if anyone will replace it and no one does so I have to. Same thing with every type of food item I have, prepared or not. Entire unopened packages of oatmeal, chips, meat, frozen meals, prepared leftovers get used and never replaced. Who the fuck eats someone's else's steak (leftover or not) and thinks that's okay?
Plus the fact that I have a specific diet because I lift weights and I don't need to be eating most of the stuff they have.
That's before I started working out again. I now have a general macronutrient balance and total caloric intake that I abide by.
I think we need some pics up in this thread in order to settle some debates.
Oh how exciting another Timedog and Devolution thread. With 42 and 21 posts just get married and combine your posts or whatever.
DickWhat kind of pics?
That was easy.Talked to one roommate, he said he wouldn't eat my stuff anymore without asking first. One roommate to go.
Oh how exciting another Timedog and Devolution thread. With 42 and 21 posts just get married and combine your posts or whatever.
I laid down ground rules on what stuff of mine it's okay to take a little of a long time ago.That was easy.
Why didn't you do this a long time ago?
Dick
Oh how exciting another Timedog and Devolution thread. With 42 and 21 posts just get married and combine your posts or whatever.
My rash guess is that all the people rallying against Timedog probably still live at home and have no means of relating to what he's talking about.
There is something super shitty about going for some of the food you've paid for/prepared, only to find that in your own place, you don't have security over the most basic fucking things that belong to you.
So I'm hooking up with my roommate, and this shit is turning into The Real World right befor my eyes.
2 girls and 2 guys in the house.
Girl 1 is the one im involved with, and I've known for a few years but always has a BF, and did when we moved in 6 months ago.
Girl 2 is new and has a BF but seems to have a crush on me.
The other male roommate has a huge crush on Girl 1, and happens to also be a grade A Creeper who makes her uncomfortable and tries to touch and grab on her.
It's been going on off and on for a few months now, started as drunk hook ups and gradually got more involved recently. I'm thinking about breaking it off for sanity's sake but this fall weir lease is up and the situation will resolve itself (assuming we still are into one another by then).
Any advise for a bro in a sticky spot?
OT but Acid house is best house
Yesnope.
So I'm hooking up with my roommate, and this shit is turning into The Real World right befor my eyes.
2 girls and 2 guys in the house.
Girl 1 is the one im involved with, and I've known for a few years but always has a BF, and did when we moved in 6 months ago.
Girl 2 is new and has a BF but seems to have a crush on me.
The other male roommate has a huge crush on Girl 1, and happens to also be a grade A Creeper who makes her uncomfortable and tries to touch and grab on her.
It's been going on off and on for a few months now, started as drunk hook ups and gradually got more involved recently. I'm thinking about breaking it off for sanity's sake but this fall weir lease is up and the situation will resolve itself (assuming we still are into one another by then).
Any advise for a bro in a sticky spot?
My rash guess is that all the people rallying against Timedog probably still live at home and have no means of relating to what he's talking about.
There is something super shitty about going for some of the food you've paid for/prepared, only to find that in your own place, you don't have security over the most basic fucking things that belong to you.
Keep this up and I am going to fucking freak out (you do not want this)negative.
Talked to one roommate, he said he wouldn't eat my stuff anymore without asking first. One roommate to go.
Oh how exciting another Timedog and Devolution thread. With 42 and 21 posts just get married and combine your posts or whatever.
And I never got caught!The best part is when the original poster asks about the legality of poisoning his roommates.
God, gaming age.