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[YesManKablam]

Please god no

 

[Brinbe]

At least Riff Raff will be better than the probable Flo-rida performance at Wrestlemania

Jody got barrrrrrrs

 

[Heel]

This image will never escape me.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

I don't think these girls no what to do out there.

 

[YesManKablam]

An hour ago I watched Morishima vs Bryan for the first time and was happy out.

Now I'm here.

Life is odd.

 

[Fox318]

yo the dude that isn't riff raff walking around in the ring like he is lost

 

[parrotbeak]

He looks like he suddenly became self aware halfway through that song.

 

[Fox318]

The girls aren't even dancing

they look terrified

 

[-MD-]

The neon icon.

 

[Fox318]

This image will never escape me.

 

[YesManKablam]

F4W on the current events:

We then get a performance by RIFF RAFF, aka the Peach Panther. He is flanked by two women in pink one-piece bikinis who aren't doing anything but just standing there. Shouldn't they be dancing...or doing something? Mr. Raff is basically choosing when to rap and when not to rap over his tracks as there are some mic feedback issues. There's also a security guard in the ring for some reason.

That's about right.

 

[killamajig]

 

[Heel]

Jim Ross in the booth dabbin

 

[Fox318]

This is a show thats made for jeff gerstmann

 

[YesManKablam]

TOO MUCH BASS

 

[parrotbeak]

Shot more jumpers than Bill Cosby?

 

[Heel]

Shot more jumpers than Bill Cosby?

Tony Danza with the hot handles

 

[Fox318]

This is the worst

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Is he supposed to only be rapping like half the words?

 

[YesManKablam]

I think this is making me appreciate WWE more.

Somehow.

 

[Fox318]

then he just awkwardly walks to the back

 

[Ithil]

Mercifully, it's over.

 

[Brinbe]

That was probably the highlight

hahahaha JR is amazing

 

[Ultratech]

Damn, I thought that was never gonna end.

 

[Fox318]

IS LEX LUGER HERE?

IS HE GONNA WHEEL DOWN AND GET THE PIN BROTHER

 

[YesManKablam]

So, bets on which gives out first: Kurt's neck, or Rey's knees?

 

[YesManKablam]

What is that fan's sign?

 

[Razorskin]

Is that Dominic?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Well, on the bright side, people won't be able to say Raw was the worst thing this week

 

[Limit]

Wait, which one is the fan?

 

[YesManKablam]

Well, on the bright side, people won't be able to say Raw was the worst thing this week

This is at least looping back around to being amazing again tho.

 

[Wendel Clark]

this is a better matchup than anything on WM

 

[Fox318]

Since when does Rey wrestle with a fucking shirt on?

 

[-MD-]

I don't understand pro wrestling.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Biggest reaction out of the crowd has been the announcement of these two guys.

 

[Razorskin]

Since when does Rey wrestle with a fucking shirt on?

He wore the fat shirt for a good amount of time at the end of his WWE run.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

So, bets on which gives out first: Kurt's neck, or Rey's knees?

Rey's knee. Kurt's neck isn't gonna give out until he returns to the WWE.

 

[Razorskin]

better grapple match than Bisping/Sonnen

 

[BearPawB]

Rampage and JR work well together actually

 

[YesManKablam]

This is amazing after everything else.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Until this match, you wouldn't have known there was actually a crowd.

 

[Fox318]

LOOK AT THE PRODUCTION HERE


WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MONEY COMING FROM FOR THIS?

 

[Razorskin]

This is amazing after everything else.

The crowd is actually awake now.

 

[Fox318]

Rey is gassed and angle is covering for him

 

[Brinbe]

This is just sad. These two deserve better

 

[shwimpy]

Kurt looks great.

 

[Brinbe]

Rampage god-tier announcing.

 

[YesManKablam]

I'm waiting for the run in by Steve Blackman.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

this needed to do two hundred thousand buys on ppv to break even

 

[-MD-]

The announcers are really carrying the show.