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[Fox318]

For as much as the show could have been hurt having multiple types of combat sports on the same show is kinda fun.

They just need to have different ring for wrestling.

 

[Brinbe]

don't box the boxer. good advice

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

How much sex are you having to need to buy your condoms from a depot? Do they sell lifetime supplies?

 

[JustinBB7]

For as much as the show could have been hurt having multiple types of combat sports on the same show is kinda fun.

They just need to have different ring for wrestling.

I like the idea. But it will be hard to execute because all big names are tied to contracts. We're only getting free agents 45+ year olds here.

Also I had no idea this event was even happening until I read this thread right before it started lol.

 

[Heel]

I'm kind of hoping Condom Depot does a buy on JR's podcast now. He already does reads for butt wipes.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

 

[Fox318]

Roy Jones wants no part of this and he isn't used to working in such a small ring.

 

[Turin]

Oh my god......

 

[Brinbe]

this is the saddest shit ever. Roy is desecrating his legacy and he gives no shit.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

this is the saddest shit ever. Roy is desecrating his legacy and he gives no shit.

His legacy's been done for a while. Maybe now people will finally admit it?

 

[Fox318]

this is the saddest shit ever. Roy is desecrating his legacy and he gives no shit.

at this point his chef source of income is music streaming services playing his 1 song in gyms featuring only white guys in it.

 

[Fox318]

HE GOT KNOCKED OUT

 

[Razorskin]

He got up! let him fight!

 

[Brinbe]

Goddamn lol

awww

that was a better card than it had any right to be lol

 

[Turin]

He is a pretty good commentator. I hope we can still understand him after he retires in 20 years.

 

[BennyBlanco]

not watching but please don't tell me Roy Jones got knocked out by this taxi cab driver

 

[parrotbeak]

The only thing this show needs now is JR on a crucifix.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

not watching but please don't tell me Roy Jones got knocked out by this taxi cab driver

Nah, he caught Vyron with a right in the jaw and he collapsed in a heap.

 

[Turin]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

 

[-MD-]

I was entertained.

Assuming they don't file bankruptcy after this, see you guys at UR Fight 2.

 

[parrotbeak]

UR2: Andy vs RJJ

 

[scabro]

Roy vs Kimbo

i know youre watching, Scott Coker

 

[Turin]

Nah, he caught Vyron with a right in the jaw and he collapsed in a heap.

I was gonna say.......

 

[Fox318]

Roy vs Kimbo

i know youre watching, Scott Coker

DADA vs RIFF RAFF

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Next event:

Roy Jones Jr. vs. Tank Abbott

Kurt Angle vs. Riff Raff

UR TV owners vs. Bankruptcy

 

[BennyBlanco]

at this point his chef source of income is music streaming services playing his 1 song in gyms featuring only white guys in it.

why does the race of the people featured in his song matter? lmao

him and ron artest are the only athletes to ever make a decent song imo

 

[Turin]

Fuck it. I'll watch Roy vs. Kimbo.

 

[Fox318]

There are like 6 people left in the arena

 

[-MD-]

How is Jim Ross still alive?

 

[Limit]

Fun little event. Aside from the wrestling match where I am still not convinced that Mysterio didn't do a bella twins switch-a-roo and had the masked fan fight kurt for the majority of the event. It was only when Kurt realized what was happening he decided to utilize the low blow.

Kurt got screwed fam!

 

[parrotbeak]

How is Jim Ross still alive?

Constant slow infusion of bbq sauce

 

[Fox318]

man I could listen to JR talk about anything

 

[Fox318]

Next card they need m-1 style knight fights